(Corvy Dance cont’d) my backsnatch smells funny but yo I’m making honey see, black men pollinate my backpussy like a honeybee, my b*** is round and I’m the Jew tool in town and the bros get down on my brolic mounds.

would you rather have 1 mil but you have to kill your dog, or 1 mil but you only have 1 lung and transplants dont exist in this world so your lung capacity is about 16% (im shitting btw hi)

The Corvy Dance is your chance to do the Corv! Alright stop what you’re doing because I’m about to ruin the cheeks and the hole that you use to poo

(Keep it going)

People born in the hot part of the year are retarded. They’re parents fried there brain letting them develop cancer in 100 plus degrees trying to keep the house cold. Made a whole generation think it’s weird staying home.. okay remember your shity childhood p*** cloan

Feel like more ice play? 🧊

I cast a spell to make them t****** just bounce

I had a dream that mom told me you died in a plane crash and I just kept saying no over and over again and started breaking down and then I woke up. I’m glad you’re alive, even if I’ll never see you again. -cjb

Corvo Breedo is a deviant homo but I gotta admit he writes some good lines. I’ll probly buy his album just to have a laugh.

Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

I’ll come back and kill every one of you sons of b****** – Unforgiven Movie

I WILL GET INTO AN IVY LEAGUE ON MARCH 31st
I WILL GET INTO AN IVY LEAGUE ON MARCH 31st
I WILL GET INTO AN IVY LEAGUE ON MARCH 31st

You can only be mine if you you’re me

youtu. be/IdzrAuoQ45E

I am only gay on Monday, Wed and Friday

Whats your favorite pokemon? Mine is scyther.

How I mine for fish?

White flags blue oyster cult

What you got against soft cringey furries? uwu >.>

I enjoyed turning red but I don’t get it when some people say the “AWGOOA”scene or the twerking scene was funny and in all honesty those scenes makes anime memes funny because I have never seen something so unfunny in my life- 😭

Pop a t**** in my email if you’re h**** .

You are not pansexual if you’re a woman who is only attracted to people with penises. You are straight. Liking chicks with dicks doesnt count as you liking women, you just like femboys.

i like to finger my a*** and sniff the mucus that comes out

big c*** is the best

ouls travel in groups. Some people may find that despite their best efforts, they are pulled together time and time again like magnets of differing polarity. These souls have been locked in a fiery dance of seduction and destruction for many human life times, until finally the karmic baggage is...

“Brain like a goldfish
Same old s*** but the bowl’s switched
You can tell me your name
But I’ll never know it
The people I looked up to
They quit and gave up
Well I don’t give a s*** cause they s***
Bragged...

Hey yall, i need advice ( get ur tea it’s gonna be a longgggggg one )
So basically i go to this bitchy a** private school with all these two-faced girls. Somehow I managed to become friends with these girls and i feel really happy. Untill this one girl...

My condolonces to the band, Foo Fighters.

Rest in peace to the drummer Taylor Hawkins.

Too shy to post in YT publicly.

The best music playlist I secretly have, have all your songs dear band. Foo Fighter, Smashing Pumkins … and Taking the back Sunday

I wont be...

You gonna respond to that email or what?

Die

youtu .be/DqfInvZuelU

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Thank you. One day I’ll have the balls to stick to my guns and end it. For now I just deal.

“Reply to over worked woman. Your husband is a total a******. You married the wrong man. Sadly, it happens to many women. Hope things turn around for you.”

Notice how you said Trans women??? Lol

I’ve been depressed for a while, and this is the first time I have brushed my teeth in over a year. Gross, I know, I still need to go to the dentist to get a cleaning done and get rid of tartar/periodontal stuff, but this was massive progress in terms...

My 6mo gsd mix is very strong, and I am not. He’s been really frustrated today and going after my older dog even after I tell him to leave it. Im proud of myself for getting in there and enforcing boundaries when he acts out. I remove him from the...

Reply to over worked woman. Your husband is a total a******. You married the wrong man. Sadly, it happens to many women. Hope things turn around for you.

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“I don’t want to see you in a screen
I want to feel you in the flesh and on the scene
I love all the words and what it mean
But it’s so much to say in the spaces in between
I don’t want to watch...

they won’t remove your profile, cause they’re still making money off of your eyeballs, they shadowban you. every time i get shadowbanned i go on an unfollow spree, relearn me baby algorithm and also, f*** all the creators you’re trying to promote. let the social reprimand trickle outward. social media...

Excuse me? I’m a man and even I want #Kill_All_Men and #Abort_All_Male_Fetuses to happen ASAP and are beyond fucken fedup with men and their b******* cancerous disgusting patriarchy and their masculinity dictatorships b******* and their constant disturbance that they cause for everybody and their pathetic ugly attempts at torturing and...