FINAL FLASH

“Esa mujer me está matando
Me ha espinado el corazón
Por más que trato de olvidarla
Mi alma no da razón
Mi corazón aplastado
Dolido y abandonado
A ver, a ver, tú sabes, dime mi amor
¿Cuánto amor?
Y que dolor nos...

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Did you know Dr Seuss was from springfield? And easthampton is whoville. and mt tom is the mountain the grinch lived on? I love hiking on mt tom. hehe. Wanna keep the grinch company on a hike sometime? Ill push you. I could use the excercise.

“And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the strength of *ten* Grinches, plus two!” – Dr. Seuss

I am the c*** commander! And I’ve been off my antidepressants for like 2 days. Oops.

I call it “Bold and brass”

“Bold and brass?” More like “lit a fire under my a**.”

…THINK I HEARD A SHOT

“You are red and blue and green,
Living like a living computer glitch.
You could change to anything.
All you gotta do is just hit the switch.
You are muscle, flesh, and bone,
Living in the land of automobiles.
If you ever lose your...

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you ❤️

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I hate f****** n******, dude.😆 What does “come correct” mean? Always demanding respect when you offer none.

april fools.

Why would someone buy a 500k house just to be locked behind a gate with a bunch of other assholes? Dipshit.

Im sorry. Can I have a hug now?

Sara Jean Green / The Seattle Times
King County prosecutors say a 41-year-old Shoreline man lured a woman to his apartment Saturday night with the intention of killing her and fatally attacked her with a hatchet, bongo drums and bolt cutters.

Tyrone Wells was charged Wednesday with premeditated first-degree...

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I saw Corvallus at a rest area surrounded by men who were jacking off into his gaping a******. He kept screaming “FILL MY CREAMHOLE!”

Then a handsome and elegant black man carrying a paper Rally’s bag walked over and tried to fart in his face but it looks like...

“He hit the nail right on the head…”

“Hi, is this james? I just want to make sure I wrote down the write number.” watch?v=J1LbpXP_Odg

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Did you get my text?

Corvallus is sick but sorta funny IMO

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Get as fucked up as it takes for you to be honest and then text me stupid. -cj

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“Ipsen and his good friend Colin worked at a tavern in Treno. One day, Ipsen got a letter. The letter was so wet from rain that most of the writing was illegible. The only part he could read said “Come back home.” Nowadays, we have airships and stuff, but back...

How will we know for sure… unless we try for ourselves?

Prestonian® in the hizzy just got done gulping down my good pal Steve Sarkisian we kicked back a couple Coors and we swapped deep throats he has a flavorful Armenian spunkshooter my big sambo lips loved polishing his popsicle and getting that sweetened condensed man milk Stay health c** does...

I want a woman to stand over me and train me and make me her personal ragdoll. I want a strong woman to stand over me with her whip and rods and kick me and walk on me with her boots and crush my nuts with her highheels and gag...

I dont even know why am I still venting here nor do I have the right to form conclusions out of nothing. Not that anyones to blame. No im sure Everyone has their own reasons. But wth what am I going to lose right? I am genuinely and utterly moving...

Her beautiful long raven black hair.

Im gonna hang you from a cross like Jesus if I don’t get some sort of physical affection soon. ✝️ ❎ ❌ your problems aren’t my problems, but my problems are your problems. That’s what you get for saying stupid s*** I didn’t want to hear.

I had an abortion today… at age 35, married for five years and with my spouse for ten… we aren’t the obvious abortion candidates but when i got pregnant a bit too soon after taking out my IUD we decided it was right for us. Do plan to try to...

I go to the city’s to plug sewers

I figured out his game is ask me out for 7 but show up at 9 so he can sleep at my place. Sleep with those f****** dogs. Youre not coming here.

Fine. You want to know something? Okay here you go. I do have feelings for you. There. That’s it. But I cant continue addressing that right now or else all I could think of is you and I am very much aware of what the consequences are. Damn can’t you...

To the idiot who kept commenting “all over the world isn’t safe” under my commemt in no way what I said is “cool”.. it’s called being sarcastic I swear mf’s like you get pressed over nothing.. oh also get a f****** life b****

Why can’t people just be less annoying, irritating, needy, clingy, nosey, gay, lesbian, woke?

What can’t people f*** off and die in a hole somewhere without feeling entitled to being treated kindly by people who truly hate them?

At the very least go the f*** back under the rock where...

Know that there are some things itm that we couldnt just ignore