Good enough. Love you.

After Corvallus hangs with the blacks he starts talking all black. Hilarious 😂

Any proud rapists in the house???

There’s a guy in my apartment block who claims to be a victim of a well known p*** who would shave kid’s heads before he raped them. Weird thing is he has a shaved head! I mean wouldn’t you think the guy would have long hair after what happened to...

Im sorry I ruined your vacation and acted like a complete fuckead because I’m an insecure nut again. I consider whatever fine and or community service I have to do to be what’s known as an a****** fee. Or in wrestling terms, a receipt. I guess I cant get mad...

You just described hibernation….or seasonal depression….wait….what’s the difference?

You did this. You gave me the courage to keep fighting. You have saved my life. cleared up my doubts and helped me find myself. Your one small act of courage and compassion will reverberate through my bones like the beat of a war drum. I am forever in your...

“On this night the pale moon flies
through the endless starry skies
So hold me close
feel the rhythm of my heart, echoing far
Take my hand
Lead me where to souls could soar
Oh, so far away and so near

I have seen...

Diana meader is f****** crazy and can’t just let this s*** go

“What are you, nuts?”

FINAL FLASH

“Esa mujer me está matando
Me ha espinado el corazón
Por más que trato de olvidarla
Mi alma no da razón
Mi corazón aplastado
Dolido y abandonado
A ver, a ver, tú sabes, dime mi amor
¿Cuánto amor?
Y que dolor nos...

Smooth by Carlos santana

Did you know Dr Seuss was from springfield? And easthampton is whoville. and mt tom is the mountain the grinch lived on? I love hiking on mt tom. hehe. Wanna keep the grinch company on a hike sometime? Ill push you. I could use the excercise.

“And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the strength of *ten* Grinches, plus two!” – Dr. Seuss

I am the c*** commander! And I’ve been off my antidepressants for like 2 days. Oops.

I call it “Bold and brass”

“Bold and brass?” More like “lit a fire under my a**.”

…THINK I HEARD A SHOT

“You are red and blue and green,
Living like a living computer glitch.
You could change to anything.
All you gotta do is just hit the switch.
You are muscle, flesh, and bone,
Living in the land of automobiles.
If you ever lose your...

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you ❤️

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I hate f****** n******, dude.😆 What does “come correct” mean? Always demanding respect when you offer none.

april fools.

Why would someone buy a 500k house just to be locked behind a gate with a bunch of other assholes? Dipshit.

Im sorry. Can I have a hug now?

Sara Jean Green / The Seattle Times
King County prosecutors say a 41-year-old Shoreline man lured a woman to his apartment Saturday night with the intention of killing her and fatally attacked her with a hatchet, bongo drums and bolt cutters.

Tyrone Wells was charged Wednesday with premeditated first-degree...

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I saw Corvallus at a rest area surrounded by men who were jacking off into his gaping a******. He kept screaming “FILL MY CREAMHOLE!”

Then a handsome and elegant black man carrying a paper Rally’s bag walked over and tried to fart in his face but it looks like...

“He hit the nail right on the head…”

“Hi, is this james? I just want to make sure I wrote down the write number.” watch?v=J1LbpXP_Odg

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Did you get my text?

Corvallus is sick but sorta funny IMO

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Get as fucked up as it takes for you to be honest and then text me stupid. -cj

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“Ipsen and his good friend Colin worked at a tavern in Treno. One day, Ipsen got a letter. The letter was so wet from rain that most of the writing was illegible. The only part he could read said “Come back home.” Nowadays, we have airships and stuff, but back...

How will we know for sure… unless we try for ourselves?

Prestonian® in the hizzy just got done gulping down my good pal Steve Sarkisian we kicked back a couple Coors and we swapped deep throats he has a flavorful Armenian spunkshooter my big sambo lips loved polishing his popsicle and getting that sweetened condensed man milk Stay health c** does...

I want a woman to stand over me and train me and make me her personal ragdoll. I want a strong woman to stand over me with her whip and rods and kick me and walk on me with her boots and crush my nuts with her highheels and gag...