Can Joel Osteen save us? Can he stop the Asteroid with one of his positive thinking stories? If we all download his app, listen to his sermons and buy him a new Ferrari will that do it?

Prestonian is a one bit sissy queer! He hangs around Rallys all day looking to blow men in exchange for burgers! I even once saw him stick a bunch of fries up his a**!

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet gets her corporate debt completely paid off in time. Thank you

If a gay boi is a b****, he usually gets the title of b**** boi from age 18 to 24. If a b**** boi wants to remain in a relationship with his master at age 25, he should only be called by his first name because he has earned it....

I went out and got me a generator for when that ASTEROID puts the lights out. I got one just like on TV and on them YouTube ads. I am ready for that asteroid. When it hits I will still have POWER!

It’s portable so I can take it...

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The only hope is to download Joel Osteen’s app, listen to his sermons and start sending him money!

I desperately want to be a wild animal to the point where human existence is practically agonizingly depressing. I watch my cat, who sleeps all he wants, plays outside all he wants, and basically enjoys life and I wonder why can’t I be happy like that. Oh that’s right. It’s...

WOE unto ye SINNERS! The Angel of Death Asteroid approacheth. They DOOM is at hand sinners! Download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons before they swift DEATH on May the 6th!

I confess, I did a lot of bad things on social media and in my life. Facebook, youtube, yahoo answers and a lot more. You can name it. I am so sorry for all that. Lust, anger, greed, confusion, ugliness and a lot more. I am so sorry.

After nearly a week i finally managed to make a decision 😎

I collect celebrity n*** photoshopped images, which is basically taking a celeb head and pasting it onto the n*** body of a pornstar and editing it to make it look real, although, most fakes are tagged so people know they’re fake, and I have been collecting for many years, since...

“cherry da boom” is an example of n***** degeneracy.

Catholic guilt is ruining me. I just got into a queer relationship and I really care about my girlfriend but I get all those doubts that I just told myself that I feel what I feel. That also mixes with a year of thinking I was aromantic and my extremely...

law case bobitor dicta

Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

Back when I was in college, there was a guy who fell in love with me. His name is Gerard. I didn’t love him. I liked someone else, but he didn’t like me back. I was never mad at his girlfriend or at him, but I despised Gerard. I hated...

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💝

I pray for death every day. Everything has gone wrong. I have health issues that effect my executive functions. Things that are easy for others are so hard for me. I have ruined my credit, never allowed myself to have a relationship, due to Catholic guilt, and parents who were...

If you’re dumb enough to believe in that lie for money.. lmfao stupid tax.. you’ll die by the asteroid and then burn in hell. Burning alive, doesn’t save you from eternal Hell Fire.

Will Joel Osteen save you from the asteroid? Download and listen to his sermons. Then give him all your money!

Oh Miss Molly Coddle, won’t you help my dreams to be as fluffy and soft as your adorable patchwork? You who are so sensible and kind, so unlike the world at large? I would be ever grateful for your assistance, naturally. And… If you wanted to appear therein yourself… You...

hey DM: how about getting your backsnatch bred by the Prestonian? Or losing your mind huffing poppers with Corvallus? Or sucking off hobos with Cream Gene?

RE; response to the response to the 14 year old. I’m actually into that. I’m not into full on rough and angry type s***, but I LOVE little passive sarcastic “ice burns” with a bratty smirk and lots of evil giggling. Picture soft, fluffy gause cotton with tiny little shards...

REPLYING TO “To the 14-year-old, men don’t typically punish sluts for bein’ sluts. Usually, you have to EARN that punishment by being relentlessly bratty, mocking” —- I really do want to do that but i don’t know anyone whose into that lmao

One more day to say the N-word on here. If you hate n****** but don’t want to admit it, now’s the time to say the n-word on here. 1 more day, after that you can no longer say the n-word, so hurry up! Time is running out for this perfect...

to the 14 year old go put you your hand on your bump and rub up and down now go side to side now go up and down and do it faster now do it side to side you w**** keep going now spank your a** for 5 times and...

To the 14 year old, men don’t typically punish sluts for bein’ sluts. Usually you have to EARN that punishment by being relentlessly bratty, mocking, and kind of cruel. Not every guy is into that, but the ones who are will HAPPILY punish you for it. Happy fishing!

Why nobody finds you attractive.

When I get my Molly Coddle, I’m gonna learn how to bring her to life, and together we’ll plot the insertion of TNT up YOUR backsnatch. It’ll happen eventually, but we may not be able to focus consistently with one another to play with. But your downfall, as well as...

Keep your head up king

To all those having a bad day or just feel down rn. Happiness isn’t something you can force or some clothes you can put on. It’s alright to feel sad because after releasing, expressing, and trying to solve sadness, you can be happy for real :)))

Her beautiful long raven black hair.

I’ll ram a red hot sewing needle through your hemheroid, son of a b****!

i just took a s*** and it was green

I finally admitted to my wife that I want to watch her make love to another woman. She wants it to happen too, I’m just worried that this is treading into cuckold territory.

Not so different

Pretty much exactly the same

Thanks to faggler for participating in the n word game. And to the person who said they hate being around black guys, thank you but next time say the n-word. The rest of you, you have 24 hours left to spam the n-word in here. After that, you can no...

14 is impressive