tell your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some fiucking KFC.
Wayne from Letterkenny
Charlie kirk 💥
I snuck outside at Parents’ Night to smoke a cigarette in the parking lot. I saw another glow in the faint light of the parking lot, and walked toward a mom smoking behind her Range Rover. We laughed about sneaking around, but five minutes later, she was on her knees in the grass sucking my c***, and after a while she had opened the door and was face-down across the back seat while I pumped into her sweet p**** from behind.
When I orgasmed, I collapsed across her back and filled her gorgeous preppy p**** with my load.
God, I love my job!
I once got an over-the-pants handy in the back seat of a Pontiac Bonneville, during a drive-in screening of Slap Shot
Shoresy #69
WHO HAS TO KNOW?
EVERYONE.
I’ll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) Don’t tell anyone or you’ll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret, who has to know?
The way she feels inside (Inside) Those thoughts I can’t...
Online doesn’t count. Get offline. Please, get the f*** offline…
Piloswine used icy touch, its super effective!
just to learn how to work a job until age 70*, you had to spend 12* years, 5 days a week, 8 hours a day
Still to this day jerking off to the video with no n***** I took of Jenny in the bathroom, meanwhile I haven’t jerked off while looking at your t*** since january.
Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.
o ya fist my b******* bb
www.youtube .com/watch?v=xUeL3nY_MAQ gives a whole new meaning to the term “poopdick”
I’ve never seen someone so excited about their husband being terminally ill. You are garbage from the ground up and I hope you suffer for it.
Could be wrong. Either way, Take care of yourself. I wont bother ya anymore.
Whose virus-shedding c*** do I gotta s*** to get COVID-19 around here
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I think I am starting to like him fml
What? Did I read that right? Her father is a baby? Is her mother a p********. Are you accusing a baby of jealousy? As if a baby is some kind of competition for you?
You sick black b******.
I saw today that you were trying.
does anyone know how to find h***** on the school comp. because i rlly do be h**** sometimes lmao
♬♬ For she’s a beautiful starlet, for she’s a beautiful starlet, for she’s a beautiful staaaaarleeeeeeeeeet……and so say all of us! ♬♬
My blood sinks down to the canvas were going down down down
Calm down.Okay Im going out now after this. Listen to a song that resonates what you felt. That’ll help I promise. Then pour out everything. scream what you felt or cry it out. process it. trust me on this. Dont entertain anything right now, not even me, focus on what...
It should be law that if you wear a pink Polo golf shirt, you are not allowed to be a douche 🙂
F*****
I never meant to sound like a brat. I appreciate what you have done to help me. Im sorry that its too late for me to realize the vibe perhaps. Im sorry. I appreciate your efforts to ease me through then process. I assure you it’s all well appreciated. and...
I started something again by doing something. Things just not getting aligned as I thought it would be. Im sorry. I think we both know know what we meant to have now but I wish I didnt sound like some brat while doing so. Im sorry if in any way...
turns out, swimming is not that safer from alternating sockets ee
😔 We clearly got caught in misunderstanding again. Im sorry. I clearly didnt catch the vibe again. Idk man. Ugh i was having like a jolly moment. It was supposed to be senti? – n
Her beautiful long raven black hair.
What a pig. Pew!
Margret Taylor Gonella is fat and stupid. She also killed her own mother to get her estate.
Blunderbussy
I lusted and masturbated. I hate that word. I sinned against God. Its become almost a pattern. I dont want this to be in my life. I want to confess to someone but i feel so ashamed. He hates sin and not the sinner, so he loves us. But we...
I think I realized, so I am 34 years old, to give perspective. Basically, sorry if I don’t make a lot of sense. Basically, millennials, which to me means like anyone under the age of 30 at this point. But more exaggerated the more the age goes down.
But...
If u got a hairy bush SHOW ME YOUR COOCHIE CURLS
r/HairyPussy
Corvallus Bronson Winslow died in a house fire last night. The fire department said it was caused by a v******* battery exploding in the victim’s r*****. REST IN P****
You’re a p************, a horrible man and father. Oh and your ugly cross eyed transvestite girlfriend, she’s nothing but a pathetic skank w****. You are the laughing stock of everywhere, yes even your job…especially at your job. The guys who smile and laugh with you are really laughing behind your...
I think if I had to choose…
I would pull out an ax and split both of their f***** skulls open while being careful not to get tainted with f***** aids blood.
Poor pre-planning leads to piss-poor performance.
I still can’t tell these two apart. Unless you divide them up by this one f****** hates me and this one doesn’t. It can be weeks between seeing them and it’s never on the same day. Unless it’s just one person. My life is very complicated.
My piggiest experience was when I took a vacation to DETROIT and lined up 40 hobo n****** and sucked them all dry and paid them out $10 each. Best $400 I’ve ever spent!
—CORVALLUS
Maycho Man Randy Savage?
“My brain, my fingers, bought bottles in a package place Got caught up, on a park bench, everybody tried to get a taste
When the sun goes down I swear to God they’ll try to run you out of this town, and they will beat you down They...
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