I never thought I’d had the urge to swing on the other vine, but here we are. I’m 40’s, divorced, in great shape, grown kids, and the handsome, fit older cat by most accounts. Anyway, I’m in my fave bar recently and this dynamite blonde keeps looking over at me. She’s about 15 feet away. BUT, she’s with this handsome, well dressed dude. (They’re both about my age.) Curious, and after a bit, I went over and made up some bs and said “hey don’t I know you both from blah blah whatever?” Dude goes no, but my gal here thinks you’re handsome and we’re both glad you’re here. I was with an out of town gal/friend, so we got numbers for another day. Curious, I later contact them and we meet for a drink on a Sat afternoon. We all hit it off great and they made it super clear they wanted me to ravage this dynamite blonde. So we go back to handsome guy’s awesome pad in the hills with a great pool/patio. S*** blonde disappears and comes back wearing a barely there bikini. I mean this gal was in amazing physical shape. I could feel my bulge swelling with serious anticipation. Within minutes, gal has her little top off and me and her guy friend are down to our shorts, and soon underwear. (This was funny, we were both wearing the same brand of smaller briefs that accent the good stuff.) Anyway, this was all super chill and relaxing. We move over to the couch. Hot gal in the middle of us. There’s lots of massaging, kissing, petting and all that. The babe is soaking wet and the men are rock hard. Soon, we’re all naked and she get’s on her knees in front of me and begins a truly expert show with her lovely lips and tongue. Guy friend is gently stroking his healthy c*** (and we’re both similar in that department.) Here’s where they spring it on me, and not in a weird or bad way. They tell me that they strongly prefer if there’s both guy/girl and guy/guy stuff during these sessions. They see my reluctance bc I don’t judge but I’m not gay and have never done anything like that. They both let it go and hot blonde says, well let me take care of you and give you something to think about. She proceeds to give me as great an oral pleasuring that you can have and taking every inch and every drop. Handsome guy friend patiently stroking his c*** and watching. Then this gorgeous blonde does the same for him. Mind numbing. Like the best p***, only live and real. So, they made it clear we would have no further contact with me unless I agreed to some guy/guy stuff (no a***, no way). Looks like it’s decision time, because that was a fun afternoon. And this couple is what you would call perfectly fit, good looking, smart, hot, handsome, everything. We shall see. As I write this, I’m 50/50 on going through with it. Wish me luck!
Mom and Dad came home drunk, I helped a man who drove them then left his ride walk dad to his chair and mom to the sofa. Moms t1tties were out so after he left I sucked her n******. I got carried away and pulled her dress up, she didn’t have p****** on. I didn’t know what p**** tasted like so I got between her legs like in the porn0s I saw. I didn’t know what a p**** with c** in it tasted like till unwittingly then, I Licked and sucked her c*** as long as I could. When she was c()mming I slammed my c*** inside her and blew my load in the same instant. Mom said c()m inside me Freddie, I’m not Freddie but mom didn’t know. Mom is curvey with big fat t1ts and a small a$$, I’ve fucked her 3 times now after she’s drunk and passing out, she knows now. After the last time came in my room and woke me up saying you’re not in trouble but I just got to know is it your c** dripping out of me. I said sorry but you are so freaking s()xy I couldn’t help myself , being 14 I panicked then cried. Mom hugged me pushing my face to he cleavage saying she was sorry for making me s*** her n******. She didn’t freak while I pumped her pu55y full!
The Ultra Gay moments club is back in business
Honestly I love deeply but I won’t subject myself to carrying more baggage to anyone else. I know a couple has to be even but if people cannot except each other or try what is the point. Tell me why can I find a person who isn’t selfish to claim im the main problem. I Realize people are jerks and I do have some red flags but point is im my own person.
I don’t know what to do with this boy anymore he’s just so uninterested in me
Does the idiot wear out hos fingers or maybe he uses Speech Recognition? Some of his gibberish looks like Cut-n-paste. What an F****** nut case.
Now who’s triggered your doctor fucked you with a shot.
Oh we know anonymous or not girl we know
I AGREE! LOL! He’s far worse than the Joel Osteen troll. I skip over all the CAPITAL LETTER confessions. Nothing worth reading there. Don’t waste your time.
I skip over all the CAPITAL LETTER confessions. Nothing worth reading there. Don’t waste your time.
Pamper yourself – You deserve it! 💓 ▫️ My face always feels so smooth & fresh after this 20 minute #detox ⏰ Impurities have been removed, and its so good after a long and hard day at work.
Dont know what i would do without it 👉🏼 my oily...
I want to go on the first, but he wouldn’t like that, so I’d like to go to the next one. I think I finally have the money.
To whoever posted “So? How do we tell the retarded Asians from the not retarded Asians because they all have have down syndrome eyes???”:
屌你老母!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💕
They must be short staffed again in today in the psych ward. They just gave him a keyboard to keep him occupied.
I got called a “TRANSPHOBE” for yelling at a t***** I caught m*********** outside my Sons daycare. The world has gone insain!!!
Corvallus paid me $25 to eat a large quantity of cabbage and smoked turkey and pass gas on his face. If the volume of my gas wasn’t enough he’d put a pillowcase over his head and inhale it repeatedly to get his money’s worth in his words “money doesn’t grow...
I haven’t moved on, and I’ve been depressed for months. I’m probably just gonna die alone :l If it’s not the emotional availability from that trapping me in, it’ll probably be my personality. I’ve resorted to acting weird because I don’t know what else to do. I’m...
Nadia Muslim and Hasnain Nur Sezan
Date: 20-03-2023
Wtf is going on
Nah I choose life.
Cultist divine cultist divine must be perfect must be perfect cultist divine.
I’d never say the word “lol”.
Hahaha you dumb a** hahahaha hahaha your weird and busted lolololololololilolooolool over and over again f*** you bittttcccch
I am developing this feeling of love again. She is becoming my only thoughts and the most beautiful person I have ever seen. I wonder if this time will end like the first time. I don’t know how fast to make my moves and I have a hard time distinguishing...
I am a fourteen year old boy who has cancer. I live in the UK and I wish to meet Ringo Starr. All throughout my childhood, I constantly listened to the Beatles. My dying wish is to meet Ringo Starr in person. Even if I don’t get to see him...
Lesbians are needy
Falling apart? I haven’t even started, I just woke from my slumber 🧛🏻♂️
It’s digital trail leads straight to you, cp
Godly? Who dropped you on your head and left you under the water too long?
No offense but who cares if you m*********? God sees all sins equally. 🤞🫰
Have or has?
“Act like a nut!” That’s great!
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💖
I wanna ask God why did he make me so ugly. Why didn’t he make me a normal looking girl who would look just fine in photos or videos, why fo i have to put on filtered and mirrored image of me on videos just so i don’t ruin my...
“why everything is blah blah blah now” “hy is evrything blahblah blah” “how blah blah blah was ruined” MFS MADE ONE COMMENTARY VIDEO AND NOW ITS A WHOLE A** TREND OF OVERANALYSING EVERYTHING. LET ME ENJOY S*** IN PEACE. I DONT F****** CARE IF SOCIAL MEDIA IS HARMFUL, IT CAN...
“how blah blah blah is bad” “this is why everything is blah blah balh now” “how this changed blah blah blah forever” “what happened to blah blah blah” GODAMN SHUT THE F*** UP
My Suasage dog has the tightest little sphincter I’ve ever had around my c***. I’ve fucked him Atleast a dozen times but he hasn’t loosened up one bit. Tight sphincters are great but he’s is a tad too tight.
May you all find a true miracle and a healing touch of God upon your shattered minds. I hope you enjoyed the clean and kind and fun little limericks. Night Night!!! Sweet Dreams.
Good Night everyone. I hope you find some sense of peace and rest this late late star lit night.
What did Mama cow say to Baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime.
What’s Joanna Gaines’ favorite snack food? Chips
What do you call a pounding headache? A temple tantrum!
What do you call babies in the army? Infantry!
