Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you

I’ve been with my partner for 2 years and some months, I was so in love with her back then but we have always had our problems and I feel that I have always been the one to compromise on my own issues for them. They would probably say the...

R***? Lol nt

Actually bud I lined it up but you knocked it down yourself like always.

It must s*** when everyone hates you. Lol especially when you’re knocking up little girls

Hey Mike how’s you’re relationship? How’s you’re money situation? Total clown. I bet you’re still with oh wait you’re not and amounted to nothing. Need another job?

So boring I might fall asleep again

Pretty slow break down time Mr. Full Metal Jacket

Tax season is over and you still don’t answer my calls or emails. I can’t do this without you. I’m so f****** alone. Where are you? Did I do something wrong? Did I NOT do something I was supposed to? Did I do something I wasn’t supposed to? F****** TALK...

You’re more boring than watching paint dry

You acted like there were no consequences when I know for damb well there was. Why you think they shine the spot in you’re face?

I can actually call in an say I think they passed only while this is happening. Imagine how mad someone would be taking off for nothing

I’d be way more pissed off about my d*** not working then Jonny Beating amber like a red-headed set child

MAGA cut off the tax drained system f*** the elderly f*** the mentally disabled or impaired. Even if one isn’t born with that retardation.

One time, I hugged a girl infront of my girlfriend it was her best friend. Her an her boyfriend took a break. She needed comforting so I let her hug me. She wouldn’t let me unhug. I could smell her hair and feel her heart. I started getting hard so...

S**** not being able to close a door

I wish she’d eat me whole

Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

my wickr is LunaticWonder

I want to talk about things, young boys, young girls. idc

The problem with not actually knowing is you don’t know.

My brother will be alone after his parents die. I doubt anyone will want to be around him. He’s stupid, embarrassing, and an a******. I drop the mf if it wouldn’t kill him.

Just went an gave money to you’re family’s stalker.

My girlfriend deletes my contacts time to time

Do it go get a Gatorade and she’d still be trying to get up that’s when I slam it in her back door

Any more pickle park stories? Came here from some pretty weird ones I found searching around.

You sleazy greasy Mr. Crabs you ruined SpongeBob and made Patrick retarded. Chased off plankton and made sandy cheeks despise the trust of one on the same show

That’s you. That’s what you and a bufords burger have in common.

It’s just a sun burn is the lamest std excuse.

In the summer see the herpes round his mouth. He’s been this way since I was born but he’ll blame it me.

Daddy n***** Big lips not white complexion.

Men should beat an r*** all women. Should knock there teeth out so they can’t bite and f*** them every way possible. God made it easy to do so because yall are triflen

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Men should have been killed and all the boys aborted sine long ago and now it’s becoming more and more evident how necessary that is.

I once bullied a nine year old kid out of pursuing her dream job.
It sounds bad but I took part in a very small portion of it.

When I was Nine, I had a New tooth grow inside my Old one. And My mom told me to brush my teeth in the shower. Some of the bristles came out and I almost chocked I think. I still blame her.

Best methods of birth control, ranked:

1. Mandatory abortion
2. Abortion paid for 100% by tax dollars
3. RU-486
4: ‘Accidental’ fall down stairs
5: Condom

6,752: Abstinence

Masterbate like you eat you’ll lose weight if you stand during

Even if I accepted certain facts as true, I’d still have the same problem.

Don’t cower now you pathetic worms.