Last night I got my bf to wear my undies. Lol, we was joking about stuff. He got crazy hor nay and we banged several times. We’re doing this again. Jes
Yep, Watch this just like the Shrikebats of Dromedon. I’m trying to remember. There were an awful lot of casualties that day. Oh, yeah. We inverted polarities!
Autobot Kup
Nikka gimme yo wallet 😩 I need cash money fo mi sleigh
Ghetto Santa Claus
I will drag you down to hell with me
Demon Kane
It’s not like the thing got hit with a projectile. I mean how would you get it to constantly yell like it’s terrified it’ll feel a stinging hit from somewhere?
Glendale. Fat women. I guess your part of a dieing breed.
Yo who hates rice?
kids there too that can’t hold it. 49* ppl in Ukraine shelter no Loo.. u don’t Know. Where did Russian soldiers go? on the street?
Jesse Ridgway lived, thru the life & u can’t tell police u never lived.. it shows head to shoe, tv family not hiding body staying in room
Millie Bobby Brown had a blowout 18th birthday party at Pacha and she emptied my balls in a bathroom there
My English teacher has a f****** juicy fat a**, I would legit drag my balls through glass shards to snif her fart through a microfone
The brits er coming to take Hozan Husein back to turkey
Hozan Husein touched me in my sleep
Who watched Britney Spears’ new cat & dog while she $15k* a night vaycayd w Asghari, Vegas? How much pay pet-sitter.
Her beautiful long raven black hair.
Yep selfish and self absorbed….
Welp!
Ah, well…
G’bye! Nice not knowing ya!
203* days Asghari do What. 12hrs each day of what. Train fitness client,.. Britney do What? (she might perform Vegas Residency next year)
Your gross skin says it all. I’m not that oily after working out. You ot to be ashamed. The earth could be beautiful but fat and ugly keep making stupid
Manic Psychosis Bipolar neglect diaperist been months sharing bed w 1955 at 6yrs
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💕
I believe Amber Heard was abused by Johny Depp but I don’t want to say anything because I will be attacked online.
I have two boyfriends. Only one knows about the other.
1st Happy Pride! (June 1st?) 2008* was Nashville Pride, my 1st but I’m Straight! Poverty meant u didn’t see everyone was “bi”*
300? Are you retarded? Idk who you been arguing with it ain’t you’re tho. Maybe you should go back to the corvallus, faggler, breeding s***. It’s embarrassing acknowledging you even fell out of the c*** a survived meth,booze and pharmaceutical prescription that are all recalled. Boomer!
300?
Breedo like a Cheeto
I’m a Straight Cisgender Man. I’m a Straight Transgender man, No.
Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.
I leave boxes of used fryer filter powder under the cars of people I don’t like, on the way home from work.
prestonian u wanna f***?
I want to kill myself this weekend but I have a business trip on Monday. My life is s***. There is a gun show in town and am seriously thinking of getting a gun to have in hand.
rippin and runnin for that meant no. u have no idea kind of energy since 1955 and still driving
Just shot my load in a Rally’s manager best damn backpussy in the biz!
I used to go to my friend’s house when his family had crawfish boils. For almost 3 years we used to take a few live ones and put them in a bag and drive them to the mall and we would put them in the toilet and in the urinals....
y’all i can finally use tampons without them hurting i’m so happy
Who is the hugest human horchata hose huffer on this site? Who handles hefty honcho hogs handily? Who slams sissy suitcases splendidly? Who busts balmy bottoms backsnatches bravely?
My name is S**** Steven and I’m looking for the best jizzlemen on Simply Confess for an IRL Simply Confess Fuckfest!
I love you so f****** much. It’s so sad how much you have me wrapped around your finger holy s***. I’m literally obsessed with you. I hate it so much. I dream about you for fucks sake. And you just keep leading me on and I don’t know what to...
I too wish men never existed. Am a man myself but anyone denying the facts is insane and worthy of also dying. men have been s*** to women and everyone else and everything else. that’s pure basic fact.
Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
Ever since i was 5 years old ive been abused s******* all the way until i was 29. I think i have this sign on my head to abuse me. My mum always said for me to stop being so affectionate from an early age. Ive always...
It might sound crazy, but maybe I’m not excited to spend time with everyone because you invited the man who makes me uncomfortable to be around. It’s unheard of that at a their own birthday, someone just might not want the one person who is always on top of them...
Too heavy, too light, too black or too white Too wrong or too right, today or tonight Cumbersome Too rich or too poor She’s wanting me less and I’m wanting her more A bitter taste is cumbersome No, yeah, no, no, no No,...
how can “let’s go” artificial testosterone bring out facial hair in “female to..”
What are you rambling on about again