8:01 PM still light outside I wanna go for a walk I want a German Shepherd like Lana Del Rey? “no” Great Dane?

1,2 ah 3 & a 1, 2 1.. Mommy rise us to Happiness

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

You’re excited? Feel these n******!

-Bob Costas

Ha who are you proving wrong and about what when you break up like every other day lmao 🤣
You got it backwards about who the sociopath is.

“you’re a disappointment to your parents”

lmao no, they’re a disappointment to me

who the f*** do you think raised me lmao, definitely not them

i only learned and adapted to their toxic personalities, and even picked up their toxic traits

the thing they taught me (that i can actually...

Why am I awake right now?! I woke up an hour before I had to be up for the day and couldn’t get back to sleep so now I’m just awake… I’m so annoyed because I know I’m still tired. I’ll probably have to nap today to compensate and mess...

what makes such fancy chicken tenderloins displayed in non freezer section? (What u can’t do by hand..)

7th grade 2002, they put/snuck pieces paper its hair before it went front of class & it got mad after

You wood n0

I have aids in my ears

I’m old an senile. I can’t stop looking out my window because I hope company will visit me and my obese wife. Please call

Don’t tell you’re car that.

Cnyhihytgytdr

Will you quote movies with me and drink champagne with me, will you understand my humor and be willing to be vulnerable and will your love be based on action and in reality?

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💖

Elephants native to USA well boat baby Elehs no. Hohenwald, Tennessee had dry grass large land type Elephantry*

“1st” Austin Harris posta had lost the Mahone

I sometimes wish I could talk about s** with someone, like, in detail. I think it’s because I think about s** too much. I fantasize about it. In my brain it’s always scenarios between two people who love eachother. I want someone to say dirty things to me in a...

I am eighteen, now almost nineteen. And I really liked him. But that’s in the past now.

My brother thought I was asleep and he was jerking off and I watched him til he came all over his stomach. The next day I told him and he said “Don’t just watch me j*******.. That’s weird. Do it with me.” And now when he jerks off I pull...

“Bonnaroo” sounds like ticks grass. Lyme disease like both Hailey and Justin Bieber had iv drips?

Pottstown, so pressure sends water from under single level house*? We don’t know where water supply is.. group piping? Well basin under?

Hey old hag! Didn’t you screw, you know who, while he was married? Now you are trying to lecture him on leaving his wife?!? Lmao jealousy is freakin’ weird and you’re pathetic.lol

Men don’t deserve anything good. They deserve to suffer and get totured to death just like how they caused and still are causing so much of those and a lot more ugliness by their faulty inferior retarded irrelevant parasitic wretched existence on this planet.
#kill_all_men
#abort_all_male_fetuses_and_save_the_world
#men_ARE_ugliest_trash_ever

I wish I didn’t let other people win on purpose. I wish I didn’t miss my shots on purpose so that they could “have fun.” I wish I just played the game and didn’t lose on purpose. I wish I didn’t think about other peoples feelings and not wanting them...

Every time I feel moved to commit, I got to face the fact that I don’t know who these mfrs even are or how many of them there are. And yet that hasn’t even stopped me from doing some things.

I cut myself on wrist and I sometimes would not hide it so my mom could notice I was self-harming. She didn’t notice.

r/hairyholes where u will find pics of Corvallus and his famous backbush, as well as other user submissions

not allowed see Colleges in 60s.. old books toothbrush schedule like psych ward..

Holly learned Spanish before English as U.S. citizen.. “quiet” didn’t learn English until like 4th* grade..

r u going Legalize Trans Marriage like Nashville/Tennessee let Gay Marriage? Or have 2 just change gender marker pose Straight

I am in love with someone who is a world away and we are both in relationships with other people.. This person is in love with me as well. We’ve never felt this way about any else like we do for each other. I truly believe in soulmates after meeting...

He’s like I’m 80 but his license says 30 ..

I’m a male and you should shut the f*** up because I’m alone.

Did you sit on you’re balls? You sound feminine. That fat cow must be yelling at him and slapping his balls on the chair infront of the TV. That’s a LIVING room!

Correction: hear

Last night I prayed aloud for the lord to keep demons away but my dumb self forgot if you pray aloud the devil can here it.

No but I am shaking uncontrollably.

Did the chemicals leak into you’re brain?