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I used Google translate to covert 38 pages of gibberish into Arabic. Then I stuffed the papers into a Manila envelope. Then using a thick Sharpie I scrawled “Epstein Flight Logs” on the front. Then I went to a bar frequented by a lot of lunatics, had two beers and nonchalantly left the envelope on the table.

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I m********* multiple times a day. Sometimes all day. I m********* thinking about f****** Billie Elilish or Selena Gomez or my daughters Kaitlyn and Zoey. But that’s not the naughty part. The naughty part is that I want to get them pregnant. It all started with my sisters 3 who I’ve been regularly f****** since I was 12. I learned from them how awesome forbidden taboo s** is the best s**. I’ve never wanted any other kind. I even knocked up my step mother Denise while Dad was at work. My youngest half sister Maranda is actually my daughter, and nobody but me and Denise knows it and Maranda and I f*** too. So there it all is. It’s out there. I can’t wait till I c** inside Zoey’s little p**** tonight after I impregnate Kaitlyn. It feels so satisfying c****** in your own offspring and reproducing with them. Seeing their n*** pregnant bellies full of my babies turns me on. My c**** hard now so I’m off to go impregnate Zoey and Kaitlyn as soon as I can. Don’t judge cause if you knew how good i***** s** was you’d be addicted to it too!

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Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique, then proceeds to blast a hole through the wall 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

-Optimus Prime.

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I saw my mother with the yardman in her bedroom.

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My hand is over my heart.

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Why does this site get more visitors and posts than the other simply confessions?

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Addicted to p*** at 12, quit at 13, relapsed at 14. I’m fucked.

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So the Joel Osteen spammer is a homosexual gay f** who watches Joel Osteen on TV while m*********** and pretending he is sucking off Joel.

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Just stop tracking crime like that one black idiot lawyer said. Then there’s no crime.

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The site goes down often. The owner never announces what is wrong. It is now on WordPress. It wasn’t before. No explanation as to why the change.

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Does this site get taken down a lot? Whats up with the database error or whatever.

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Invaders Are Put In Luxury Hotels While Our Veterans Are Put On The Streets.

Why do the American people tolerate these idiot politicians? Why keep voting for the same ones?

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Hey what’s the solution to the Antispam question? I don’t like to do math. It’s so racist.

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Hey for that Antispam question…does 1+8 = nine? I need to know so I can post!

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It doesn’t turn out well. Read the book of Revelations.
This month will have more unique problems. The bridge collapse was just an introduction.

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Man I wish I was immortal. I wanna see how the world is gonna turn out.

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a lot of the times philosphers can be well thought and intelligent people. but i feel like sometimes people put too much faith in them and follow THEM 100%. that will only hurt you in the end imo. the way people treat all of their philosophies is weird.

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database connection error

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My favorite phrase I ever heard on here was “fragrant back s*****”

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is the antispam question always 9? i’ll write it down so i don’t has to do no maths.

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maths be racist bro. no maths for me.

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Ok man

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Oh I love it that the site censors words like s** and f***. weird weird should be censored too.

I love censorship because I hate it when other people comment or have an opinion. Only I am allowed to have an opinion. Just me. You see I am vulnerable...

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The antispam question thing is good though. Yes that way everyone GETS TO LEARN MATH. 1+8 = 9. Over and over again. But how does it stop Spam?

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I wonder if the guy who has impure thoughts has any impure thoughts about Chloe. They are both weirdly absurd the Chloe.

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It’s also about backing up your BIG F***** BALLS with s*** that is of real substance. You know what I mean?

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chloe and the guy who has impure thoughts is still around. aint that weirdly absurd.

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since when did this site censor words? i get slurs but why words like s*** and f***? weird weird. the antispam question thing is good though.

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When I was around 4-6 I would be isolated by my eldest sister who was in her early to mid teens at time and she would tell me to “touch” her in certain places. This happened multiple times on multiple occasions when we were alone. Of course I was a...

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My boyfriend cheated on me a year and a half ago. He confessed it the same day. I was so heartbroken, I told him I could never love him again & we broke up.

He told me he would make it up to me & eventually we started laughing...

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Surge In Long-Term Sickness In UK Coincides With Rollout Of COVID Shots – (Genocide).

Klaus Schwab says Get Your Covid ‘Vaccine’ booster shots now. We must exterminate the population.

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One Million Migrants Apprehended at U.S.-Mexico Border During First 6 Months of Fiscal Year 2024. WERE THEY DEPORTED??? No they are here for you to support. Pay more taxes for their benefits. More crime. More disease.

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Turn on the comments section.
Fix the website.
Don’t need the 1+8=9
Don’t need the censorship of words that then look like this h**k s*****t

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making s*** up on the internet and fighting with imaginary people go brrrr

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I am pointing at my eye.

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Communist “Activist” judge throws out Elon Musk’s lawsuit against a Dark Money Group. The dark money group poses as an ‘anti-hate’ group and then attacks publishers they do not like to drive advertisers away, resulting in tens of millions of dollars in losses. It’s an extortion scheme where the dark...

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The Nazis were fighting against the same cancer we’re being attacked by today in the West. The books they burned were po.rnographic, LGBTQ propaganda and Communist propaganda – the vast majority of which was authored, printed, and distributed by JEWS.
The Nazis burned books promoting homose.xuality, transse.xuality, pe.dophilias, b*********,...

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Translation from Jill: We’ve worked hard peddling queer filth to your children instead of an education that can give them hope. Spoken like a true Satanic Bolshevik Skank.

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Jill allowed her husband to shower with her 12-year-old daughter and fondle the little girl. Jill did nothing to stop it or to protect the child. Joe was never prosecuted for forcing daughter Ashley to s*** on his c.o.ck. Jill continues to promote the child abuse she is addicted to.

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Odd how science, history, reading, writing are ignored while the books are ‘Bye Bye Binary’, Gender Queer’ This book is Gay, Let’s Talk About It, I love My two Daddies, etc.

Math got tossed out long ago because Math Be Racist.

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Look up jmatthetime on motherless,
S*** 23yr chubby nz girl/m***

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can i rewrite our friendship and delete the part i fell in love with u?

-hyeen

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51 former US Intel officials have signed a letter stating the CIA had nothing to do with it,
and oddly enough they signed it a few hours before the attack happened. (sarcasm)

CIA is run by homosexuals, pedophiles, satanists and jews.

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The date was 3/22.

3/22 for Skull and Bones. The elite just love these little signals. Numerology and secret hand signs are such fun.

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