Longest c*** I’ve backsnatched was 14″ from Broomstick B**** Byron.

Thickest was definitely my man Pringles Can Patrice. Both happened at Cleo’s on Whigger Wednesday back in 2019.

CORVALLUS

Hey Corvallus what’s the biggest c*** you’ve ever backsnatched?

Sucio Sam

I was laying outside in the yard getting some sun on a towel in some small gym shorts and I caught the neighbors kid peeking at me. He has to be around 13. I “adjusted” my d*** a few times and watched him lose control and he would s*** behind...

I hate Christians. Can’t just mind their f****** business. I haven’t found a single solution besides just leaving.

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you ❤️

One more thing from the Hallisonian, I know who Corvallus really is, his name is Hugh Julipz and I slutted him out on the Ocho and he can’t get over me, hitting me on FB saying nobody has ever dicked him down like that! It’s over Corvallus, move on b****!

YOU DESERVE TO BE BRUTALIZED FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME YOU WORTHLESS B****! I HOPE SOMEBODY R**** YOU AYACHIITOMO!
I
HOPE
YOU
GET
F******
RAPED
GET RAPED
GET RAPED
GET RAPED!

F*** YOU AYACHIITOMO GIVE ME BACK MY SANITY
F*** YOU AYACHIITOMO GIVE ME BACK MY SANITY
F*** YOU AYACHIITOMO GIVE ME BACK MY SANITY
F*** YOU AYACHIITOMO GIVE ME BACK MY SANITY
F*** YOU AYACHIITOMO GIVE ME BACK MY SANITY
F*** YOU AYACHIITOMO GIVE ME...

if u see this dylan, mackenzie fancies u lol

What makes you think anyone is spying on you? Yeah you sound super tough, guess we should be scared? 😂 you sound more like a narcissistic little b**** a** p**** who is all talk and empty threats

she changed from CoxCoop to StephanieCox gonna see do they play body language game reacting off each other

CLARK HALLISEY S**** TRANSGENDER DICKS DRY

i wanna let this out kaya nga i’ll say it here.

i like you back, you know? i just couldn’t say it to you cause i was a “study first” kid back then…

sweetie I hate to tell you but nobody’s buying into the whole “he was abusive” lie. and nobody thinks he’s a sociopath. He called you a w**** because, well you’re a w****. You are on divorce number 2 because of getting caught cheating, you have moved in no less than...

I f****** hate trannies.

Listen Glendive, listen. You’re not important. You’re meth is over priced and the police you groomed aren’t giving you full cuts. DEA is all over you I sent them my stuff already to poke through.. your crime family is circling the drain. Sorry bud don’t call attention to blue if...

To those of you who’d like to read people’s minds, I have a little reality check for you:

I’m a supernaturally anomalous person. There are other people out there who can do the same things as I do. However, I feel alone in the sense that I have quite a...

Mom and son VERY thirsty for your water and pics with our numbers
Me and my mom are thirsty for your big fat throbbing c**** and c**. I’m a guy in my mid 30s (34 to be exact if you must know) and my hot mother with her b*******...

Hey Nick what kind of last name is Gerlips? Never saw that name before.

No mater how scared I am, I won’t be here for much longer. 😐
I hope my good deeds are enough.

dhghhghgghg

Why do such little men drive big big trucks?

Jake brake

Ewy

Corvallus’s Shebeef of the Week® presented by Gorilla Glue® is Luisa Tavares

Luisa has steadily been putting in the work locally in Brasil before recently joining Onlyfans and sharing her sumptuous rock-hard unit with the rest of us. Good things to c** with her!

Congratulations Luisa Tavares, you are Corvallus’s...

I’m surprised you didn’t add the sand lot to this that turn you on.

Is that Chris/Hallisonian post for real? I don’t believe he’s not Miami’s biggest c** dump

How does it feel to know you destroyed someone’s marriage on purpose? Yea you are such a winner! Especially since his children want nothing to do with him or especially you. Must make you feel like such a wonderful and Godly woman to have done that intentionally huh?

I wanna set the world on fire.
I wanna see it burn.
I wanna set the f*****’ world on fire.
You’d think the freakin’ world would learn.

Call me insensitive or whatever but how the f*** do you ‘fail’ to kill yourself? If you really want to die just jump down a building. lmfao attention seeking whores,you don’t really want to die in the first place.

I still love you . Can we back together again ?
#ousaphea ❤️

Oh f*** i sent an email to the guy ive liked for months how do i unsend a gmail oh s***

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet gets her corporate debt completely paid off in time. Thank you

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Women these days make me want to hang myself off of a bridge.

I don’t understand.

Why was I s******* abuse by almost every men when I was younger.

Grandpa,brother,cousin,family friend. It happened so frequently that I thought it was normal.

One day I asked my friend if we could touch each other down there and she didn’t understand what I was...

Why are you upset? You’re husband sucked d*** on the corner for almost two decades. Show some pride you hen, maybe if you did it he’d have stayed home?

senile squalor syndrome is such an awful thing. Can we have a moment of silence for the people whom used to be, the lost people inside of themselves. I miss you .. whyd it happened to both?!?! Twas it i o lord almighty? Did i displease you?

POV: Me. 15 year old half Caucasian, small percentage Native American (tan af), and a portion German. Not gonna lie I pull a lot of girls, hell, there ain’t no reason to lie when you don’t even know me. So anyway, my older bro has been asking me to j*******...

My brother and me started jerking off on Omegle together. He said it’s just to get girls but we have yet to get some girls. We just jerk together.