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Judy Wright: “You wrote to my (now long dead cousin) under a fake name.”
Me: “The dead brother of your now long dead cousin was caught stealing VCRs at the Honeydale Walmart! Look it up in the Etobicoke Life news. Found at Toronto Reference Library!”

Fake Namr
Walmart Workers Busted!

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I died from alcohol poisoning, but it was one HELL of a ride

Casper the alcoholic ghost

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Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

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40 widow female I finally filled a fantasy this past week. It’s been going on about a year now. I’ve been waiting on Roger to turn 18. My son’s best friend. That’s right I haven’t had any sausage in two years. He said yes. We spend the night at the super 8 motel. I wasn’t really prepared for a second event. He glazed my sausage bun twice. Had I kissed his sausage? Oh yes. He even glazed my throat with his special sauce. Next morning while we were still in bed. He asked about hooking up again. I replied sure. He told me it was fun not hearing you better pull out. I giggled told him don’t worry that part of my bun has been fixed.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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And on an anonymous confession site too?! What a clown! Im rolling rn. What a headass.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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oh no wait its sexism next. So ive seen a racist headass, a homophobic headass, and nex is a sexist headass. He must be a white male. or a bigger troll than me.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...

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See lol this is headass x3 behavior. Its kinda funny anyone want to look up the definition of head a** because i got ur definition right here.

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‘What’ literally wanted comment How’s Dennis & 44mins ago SurpiseWDenis

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4 years

I would like to confess to a priest

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Recently I’ve gotten out of an unhealthy relationship.
My way of coping with it was finding a new person to be obsessed with which in fact worked wonders. I’m not proud of the fact that i make everything awful,(stalking as in secretly taking pictures,personal information etc.) you could say...

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To my fellow discord friend whom i know for a year and keep being in touch with.

I understand that I am egoistic mess here but I cant stop the desire to kill you. You surely have done nothing wrong on your side but i wish you could understand how...

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Such people could literally make bots to say some other non-offensive stuff rather than this racist garbage, that anons have to witness every single day when they open the site just to submit confessions about their feelings.

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I went out to eat last night with a person in a wheel chair and someone who was obviously autistic. We waited for two and a half hours to get our food. People who came in after us had already received their food. The only other people in the restaurant...

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I lost a Japanese friend this week to gun violence. To many, he was a politician with a shadowy past. To me, he was a kind man at an airport who took the time to speak to a three year old alter in a forty year old body. (I have...

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FOR THE NEXT 48 HOURS, EVERYONE MUST EXPRESS THEIR DISGUST FOR N******.

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The my sims mods where everything is realistic is weird af. someone told me that seeing explicit body parts helps better build a character in a kids game. It was super cringe and weird…… I don’t think you need to see n***** size or testicles to build a character unless...

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I guess this is my triangle. Should be interesting…

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And I take full responsibility for any and all issues I ever had. I didn’t know any better at the time and I paid full price for it. I was sometimes stupid, I may have deserved some of it. I was naive. I had one retard call me “gullible” once,...

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Who cares. Stranger, not like you showed kindness or any indication of love. You expect me to pull a thought from your mind an act on impulse. Yet you’d like to continue wherever you’d left off. How about f*** off I’m not driving in circles

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sorry gurl. men who say “i might have married u if things were different” are not worth it. don’t put the blame on yourself. he was already placing the blame on you and hurting you by saying that. and you felt hurt from reading that, right?
you dodged a...

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“I’m superior to you” LMAO s***, lock this narcissist up before they kill someone.

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Really chill c** dump. All loads none refused. Simple rules: I take loads a** up, door unlocked and pump, dump and leave. Do not ask for address if you have no intention of making the trip to dump. Only serious Raw TOPs! Lookin also for a partner top, verse or...

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I just don’t think william is worth all this abuse I have been through to be honest. no one is. there is just no justification for this abuse since the 1970s against me in my childhood. it seems evil and unfair. I don’t know what I was thinking of having...

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