38 f divorced. The waiter that I went home with last night. He asked me if I was ready for a ponding. I said yes Grand Ma needs a ponding.
I was wrong about last night. I thought he only wanted to make a cream pie. Unexpectedly and not asking he cleaned the pie pan.
in our younger days I loved showing off my gorgeous, beautiful, perfect wife. I was proud as hell of her. Guys would stare & gawk at her wherever we went. I talked her into dressing s*** whenever we went out partying. Usually just tiny p****** under her dress. Sometimes nothing. Only a sheer flimsy dress & s*** hi heel shoes. Dress showed a lot of cleavage her perfect t***. We would always sit at the bar, usually at a hotel so as to be able to chat with guys. The conversation would always be about how pretty she was & what a lucky guy I was to be able to go to bed with her. I would always agree. Many times guys would be traveling & invite us up to their room for a drink. We would take them up on it. Once there, she would be the topic again. After a few drinks, I was usually asked if she would mind removing her dress. She did not need to be asked twice & did as asked leaving her standing there completely naked shocking the guy. He reached over & grabbed her hand & pulled her onto his lap & proceeded to play with het t*** & n******. Seeing no negative reaction from me, he bagan playing with her completely shaved p****. Still no reaction from me, he layed her on the bed, spread her legs wide & high & proceeded to f*** her. He then straddled her face & fucked her mouth for a while. Then returned to f****** her p**** ’til he unloaded his c** in her. She took a quick shower. He thanked us We went back to the bar & later did it again with another guy.
Misha, nobody wants to pay money to take life advice from an unemployed artist who thinks their hallucinogen use gave them the spiritual power to manifest. Get a grip, please. A seven week course makes you not a life coach.
Why do you think you are qualified to help people with anything? You’re not a healer or a coach or a therapist. You’re a fraud. You want the unicorn job so bad so you can feel better about yourself and your mediocre accomplishments. You do it out of ego, and it’s so obvious.
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i literally find everyone so boring, i dont think ill ever find someone who doesnt bore me, i know that sounds so bad, but i truly feel alone and i hate it
Watch Goanimate Dora gets grounded and Caillou gets grounded on youtube its funny!
I miss friends that have died . I miss them.
I wet myself and I am 14 but I don’t care.
I WET MYSELF AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW
I AM 14 AND I WET MYSELF LIKE A LITTLE KID
I WET MYSELF
I want everyone to know I wet myself
I wet myself and I want everyone to know
I am a teenage wetter girl
I’m 14 and I just wet myself and I feel like a little kid
I just wet myself and I don’t care. I feel like a little kid but I’m ok with that. I’m a little kid who just wet herself.
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💖
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‘a man named Britney’ she said she could show Leah, male
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