My GFs mom makes overnight oats every night to have for breakfast the next day. It’s 4am and I just woke up in the night feeling really h****. My GFs mom is really hot and I’ve always wanted to f*** her. I went downstairs and into the kitchen. I opened...

CALL MIKE JONES from Brooklyn on 6124073876. This dumb f*** n****** name and phone number accidently got posted in a police bodycam video on YouTube 3 hours ago. The video is titled “Man Crashes After Allegedly Fleeing Traffic Stop Twice in Wisconsin” PLEASE PRANK CALL THE DUMB C***!!!

Your name isn’t Ashley it’s bob and your a 50 something your old grandpa tryna scam people f*** off Bob

He’s wearing the little doctor bowtie and everything. Good lord.

I hate kids but sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think, maybe.. I think that deep down he wants one and I’m worried. Is this something I’m going to have to do? Tonight while we were having s** he saw some goo from ovulating and I said, “Sorry, my...

IM F****** SEETHING, JESUS CHRIST. Okay so, first 2 days of sophomore high-school, I’m set. Doing my thing when I think I see a childhood friend, APRENTLY F****** NOT. Like dead serious I kid you not, she had the exact same name as hear and looked like her. I W...

mans is a troll on spelling and cant even spell

Recently, the traumatic memories I’ve blocked out and repressed for 16 years, have forced their way out. I’m afraid of healing, because I know painful it will be.

‘on Her channel??’ I’m In The Right.

To “A Truth” (1 hour ago) about eating poo poo – Look up on Youtube Pastor Doctor Martin Ssempa / “Eat da Poo Poo” Uganda Original

I’d like to less rules more regulations

“remember, don’t start @tting ppl on Twitter, ‘just push Like’,”

anncoulter has aspergers: keeps repeating about Trump*

I made a decision and now we will have to see how it plays out. I’m trusting the evidence and not my wishes.

it wasn’t ‘yas’ it was ‘yes, gurl’ ashleymay in with a save!

White claws & makeup turn women into fat dyke pigs. The modern women is beautiful up until her waist/a** are the same size, then they eat to fill in the weird upper portions, that aren’t supposed to be fat until it settles in the b****. The problem with your kind...

Work Vent.

Coworker called me out in front of all our other coworkers on me calling him out during a work meeting in regards to his tardiness. It was intended as a light jab, but he took offense to it, as he should due to me not knowing the...

Looking for a horse, preferably Arabian Stallion, for an independent project in Enumclaw, Washington. Please reply if you can help.

‘get another 1 bro ur mom work @ the store tell er get 1 out the box’ ‘ash, ur storyfire hat Wayne this is SF!’

How Does baeeeeelyn live 4 free did she want Hollywood 2 scout her that’s y she Instagram post? FormerForever21

all I want 4 my BirThDay..? no, tough crowd. Latina McDonald’s coworkers ‘we still in dis’

fulltime me want dance studio sweat stay skinny

he does open his glasses to put them on head. I’m 32 5’1 in Kid’s size 1st time was worried

ay yo Ant, how Sick would it be

I was leaving my GFs house this morning, my GF has a really hot mom, as I was leaving I saw her moms lunch packed and ready to take to work, I saw a little zip-loc bag with some melon slices in it. I don’t know what came over me,...

Found this video on Corvallus’ BBRT profile, the caption is “this weekend in the alligator fuckhouse” iili.io/4kFBxn.gif I don’t even know which one is Corvallus!!!

I’m a burden to my mom. I’ve never been what she wanted me to be. All my life she wanted me to be more feminine and normal. And I turned out to be bisexual and trans. I’ve come out and she’s ignored it. So I follow along so I don’t...

Sorry inside cover Sgt Pepper. Wonder how he got that. Maybe an officer gave him one like they hand out car stickers? Or do they? That’s middle ground Police. That’s not municipal, not RCMP, I guess it’s the equivalent of State Police.

they read a compass & said keep going straight (Titanic)

by now list of all main commenters.. KarlaWood Not real Cartoon.

arianagrande rly got that many followers as human american…

We were at the old swimming hole rope swing neighborgirl and her click

stop being fascinated* w aids ‘date with someone ur not attracted to?’ no, They talk wrong Turn off

@F*** YOUR MAN-MADE VOLCANO. F*** OFF, YOU PRIVILEGED S***.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

You act like you crazy whites Don’t have female r***** stalking colored minors by the dozens foot ball or debate its female statutory r***

Love you😘

If you hate reading someone’s post, then just move along. I mean, I know you’re just as sad and miserable as every other person who comes to this site (me included), but anonymously being an a****** to random strangers who are just trying to share their feelings and experiences isn’t...

i hate commentary youtubers

As a teenager I masturbated with a couple of friends. 6 years ago while married I met a friend at my house and we exchanged oral s**. Since then I’ve met wit at least 20 guys for m*********** sessions. Yesterday night my friend and I got drunk, he passed out...

this is a site about people confessing about their personal life, ofc its not relatable.