I still want to expel my jiz/zum into the moist sugar walls of Greta Thunberg. Can’t imagine what any baby of hers would look or sound like, but I don’t care. All she’d be is a receptacle for spoo, and kind of a skanky one at that.
I am male and would rather play with my n****** than my p e n is.
I learned the old saying the wrong way. If you don’t use it you will lose it. After a year I decided to bring a guy home. I b*u*c*k*e*d and s*q*u*i*r*m*e*d around like it was my very first time. He did his best to insert his sausage in my love bun. I just rolled him over and gave him a happy ending. And his cream pie filling went to my stomach.
You were so careful because you were afraid to lose your career that you refused to communicate with me but somehow reckless enough to risk it all to watch p*** of me. That makes you stupid and mean and avoidant and makes me so mad at you, but its the one way I can f*** you if you keep avoiding me.
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding banana phoooooonnnneeeeee
Las Vegas can borrow some money from Ukraine’s Zelensky to save the Mirage. Looks like he has billions: (Don’t miss the photo!)
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Save the Mirage Las Vegas!!!!!!!!!
Long gone I guess
Ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Alright I’m out of here. An effort was made.
Your d*** looks like someone slammed it it the door. What an ugly d***. That’s so ugly it’s should be identified as a c***. Women probably think it’s diseased. Poor basturd
Debt? Would you like to call in the real sharks? Let them take the little slice of heaven you craved out with there money.. or would you like to just talk about debt
Turbopietaster@gmail
Doo it.
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*Ring ring* the caller ID had a local number. He had been getting strange calls in the morning from local numbers for a few weeks now. This time he decided to answer it. “hello?” He inquired, But no one answered. He was met with only silence and the click of...
It’s probably some random lunatic, not the person I wanted to talk to, I gotta stop assuming things and living in a fantasy world
Ring ring hello? Wait 3 seconds then hang up.
“Heyy” then disconnected
Sometimes it feels like somebody is watching everything I do online but I’m pretty sure that’s just the delusions.
BURN ALL THE CHINESE ALIVE AND ENJOY THEIR SCREAMS. MORE THAN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE DEAD BECAUSE THE CHINESE ARE RETARD PSYCHO LUNATIC HALLUCINATING COWARD PETTY UGLY DOWN SYNDROME ANIMAL ABUSING TERRORIST FUCKFACES. BEAT THE CHINESE TO DEATH AND MAKE STARVE CAMPS FOR THOSE UGLY PISS SKIN CHINESE TRASH AND...
You are a black homosexual who pretends to be a woman.
And no…. No we can’t. We won’t.
im so annoyed with everything atm. this one person kept complaining about everything and i have no choice but to listen. and lack of rest made me so tired. the hot weather is also messing with my mood. im trying so hard to stay calm so i dont end up...
No…. It think you’re a gay man, or an extremely angry woman.
I couldn’t trust you not to cut my nuts off in my sleep.
I’m sorry. We can’t be…..
Every time I fool around with a guy, I always want him to finish in my mouth. I’m addicted to the feeling of a hard c*** quivering in my mouth while he cums. I use Tinder for most hookups, but I’ve even been known to randomly asked guy friends for...
This country is going to s***. I don’t really like Republicans, but s*** is too crazy so I will probably vote for Trump in 2024 assuming he is the Republican candidate.
so u like ur cousin Arkan cause ur fiancee. Raise a Toast? as if
I gotta lose this 9lbs, the automation of haileyBieber not stopped tatted
shermantheverman be looking like FaZeApex got sum shorts like those purple bieber 1ns pranking Leshlie dtbdln
Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
@ I don’t care about the mirage. I am not a gambler, I’ll never go to Vegas, I really don’t care about it.
F U!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( Vegas is awesome!!!!! Besides you don’t have to be a gambler to enjoy Vegas. I went to Vegas didn’t gamble at all...
Save the Mirage Las Vegas!!!!!!
i started listening to asmr as a joke and now i deadass cant fall asleep without this s*** please help
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I became friends with a girl who is way too similar to my ex best friend. i feel like i’m being given a second chance. but i also don’t want to mess up again
i like him sm help
save the Mirage las vegas!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe in the God, Lord Priapus Almighty, the Keeper of the Phallus, the Holy Sperm in Heaven and on Earth; and the power of His high priests whose phalluses, holy fluids, and worship holes are sanctified through him.
I believe that unfulfilled s***** desire causes hate, anger, greed, evil,...
MASTER CUMSLUT RICK, P**** BROTHERHOOD: The other day I was in a particularly h****, slutty kind of mood so I decided to inject some of my own sperm up my b***, put on leggings, p******, and a lacy top under my street clothes, threw a towel in my backpack...
You won’t get this tone out of a nylon string guitar. I’m not saying ng it’s wrong, it’s probably wise, it probably is a good idea to start with a nylon string guitar being formally trained, “wax on wax off” kind of thing, personally, that would have been too boring...
Chris Barcenas is a meth user especially when he spreads his backpussy at Jose Marti Park for borracho bugarrones
i’m seeing Brighter from Buspar 6* days? or FaZeRug foam pit
Don’t they have enough money in Las Vegas to save it? They have raked in billions since they started gambling.
Almost as much as Zelensky and his wife. See pic of him with stacks and stacks of US dollars. How stupid for America to keep sending him money. He owns...
Save the Mirage las vegas!!!!!!!!!!!
