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peoplee out ther jealous of me, you have to mastberate palm trees and vaccum cleaners and being moleseted by drunks who are older then 70 to be winning lotteries, you got to have near death experiencees and house fires and floodings and have no s***** human contact. that is the bottom line guys. you jealous you experience it if you want the lotto this week for few 100 million, and a royal kick a** team behind you rooting you on. i mean you got to want this guys, when people say that line you got to want it, they mean more then looking a clown or fool in work or love. you gotta be opposite everything you want to be to get it as well. you got to do s***** acts in public for pedos and get royals rooting for you hugely. you got to have a number of near death experiences if you want it. you got to have no real hot lover also. only old dirties, i mean if dirty old men and dirty old women are your thing you have 100 percent guarentee of lottery win. you got to want this and masterbatee every objeect you can. are you a weak link or what. the choice is yours if you are adult. i didn’t have a choice i was a child and i didn’t win it but others did in the family around me, so its got to be this way for everyone. not just me, cuz its more then mysery loves company. its about equality and humbleness. satan and god see all.

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Selling pumpkin carving kits at Walmart is like selling Murder kits to children!

Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins 🎃

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Every time I’ve been dysregulated the last couple of years, you always made it ok, art therapist. So make it ok now dammit. Because if you won’t, no one can, and I will crash off the tracks like a runaway train before long.

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My service job takes me to Shitsville NC today. Not a nice place. Phuck me.

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Im Irish . I am joking around about fluid . lol . Im a woman and enjoy my feminitity .

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Its none of my business what the military or mafia do. I honestly do not get involved. I do not snitch, Im loyal. The most important things in life are family . personally? I would do anything to protect my family. no sacrifice is too great to experience to protect...

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It’s amazing you how you want to skip the steps to get there. I’m John wick and your a gangsters son n****

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ok i am frog i accept it

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****Chngit**** Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are

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****Chngit****The itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again

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****G********** is for the mentally retarded. r u a retard? were you “born that way” a retard?

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****Chngit**** On top of spaghetti (On top of spaghetti)
All covered with cheese (All covered with cheese)
I lost my poor meatball (I lost my poor meatball)
When somebody sneezed (When somebody sneezed)
It rolled off the table (It rolled off the table)
And onto...

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lol “g******” hehe

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****Chngit**** sing..sing a song make it simple to last the whole night long. sing of happy not sad 😀

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you aren’t getting worse. you are getting better. You are NOT a worse person. you are a FROG. swim and swim and swim. its time to be a mermaid or Merman. I am a mermaid. I love to fly across the water. Now its your turn to be a hero....

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****Chngit**** Hokey Pokey

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im glad your fluid. dont know if your water or saying your genderfluid. but good for you. but im saying im saying im becoming a horrible person. fluid horrible person sure. but im getting worse.

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everyone loves cheese. It’s a thing that unites people. CHEEZE-IT. i am a unifier.

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or..i could identify with a cheez-it. i love cheese. its my new “identity”. I’m a cheez-it.

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flew Wed. I think i might transform. to a non b ride away. I will stay. and be merry 😀

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no you aren’t the worse person. you are fluid. a fluid thing. like me. we all are now offically identify with FLUIDITY. Silently Lucidity Fluidity

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frog training 😀

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****Chngit**** 🤗

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Flew wed . Im the runaway bride . ooh I have Sinned. Im fluid . there fore I swim …

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****Chngit ****, pluck pluck

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Oh lohrd, Im not a girl , Im not a boy . I am fluid. Im **** tah dah **** chin hair. Tomorrow ill be stubble .

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Im a chin hair identifying seafaring mermaid . I am officially a refugee …the fluid gender . oooh lohrd…save meeeee

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Nonone would understand I identify with chin hair . I must completely be free. Im coming out. My chin hair is fluid. Im sporting non binary ..chin hair.

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Pluck my chin hair . then . paint my nails . I think pink is lovely .

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****Chngit . hop hop hop

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I have a problem to , I have ..gasp…chin hair..help me!

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Awww your problems ? Lolol I think you might have drama queen syndrome . or drama King syndrome.

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+++chngit, dingy

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Just a declaration of being a national security threat , you might find your self swimming with the fishes , in the dead mans float . mwahaha

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Really ? What the hell are ya. A mental midget ? Get your mind out of your b***, get busy . get to work . freakazoid. Obsessive weirdo .

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The two mm. Mafia aka military. Mwhahaha

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Chngit cha cha cha !

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Chngit. Tko

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Chngit, ding ding ding . 😍

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i’m a health enthusiast so working at pizza place isn’t great it seems evn though i started on application. sighed

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i got an application but I dunno if i can withstand u know i quit every, time i tried again (but im 100lbs lighter 4 male lanyard khakis)

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So happy to hear your enjoying our dogs Kofi. How about you post your adress so I can send my Rottweilers over to welcome you to our country.

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My ex sister in law and I are m*********** partners. No touching no s** she just comes by when she is in the mood for a p*** binge with me. Usually just for a few hours or overnight but sometimes she will come over for the weekend. Weirdly comfortable the...

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o they do DBTskills tinker w anything more than Internet on phone, couch, bed kitchen table, putting food back..

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