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Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”

I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!

Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

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Lisa Maloney has a s*** full dark bush. She works at Yale Univ.

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The Gütersloher techno party 2026!

Artists include
-neptinica
-filix hirrir
-nico
-picho
-dope dod
-happy hampi
-2Hermanoz
-andere nïga
-raf camorano
-bonerz mc
-berliner straße technohookers

Security provided by
-The Gütersloher boyz gang
-Timo and the motherfuckers

Production by
-JPR aka Jewish propaganda Recordings.
-3rd Reich Ent, a division of SS100.
-Gütersloher Boyz gang ent.

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THE UNNOFFICEL GÜTERSLOH TRAVEL GIUDE 2026!

-Gütersloh Weihnachtsmarkt in December.
-Friday night techno parties at Stadt hotel Gütersloh
-Porta Möbel Car meets every Saturday night.
-Burger King Gütersloh car meets every Friday Night.
-Drinking beer outside the Rathaus (cityhall) on weekdays.
-meet technohookers from Berliner Straße.
-Visit your aunt in Spexard GT, she’ll bake you apple pie.
-Get a tattoo at one of the tattoo studios that’s never fucken open.
-Listen to techno in the park with the local retards at 1am nightly.
-Sit in the Gütersloh biblothek (library) and watch the homeless people pretend to read.
-Subway isn’t open anymore, FUCKK!
-pick up girls at mcdonald’s.
-see a movie alone at filmwerk.
-see a black and white movie at bambi kino.
-go to rewe
-go to aldi
-go to dm
-smoke in the park
-get robbed by the gütersloher boys gang

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or..i could identify with a cheez-it. i love cheese. its my new “identity”. I’m a cheez-it.

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flew Wed. I think i might transform. to a non b ride away. I will stay. and be merry 😀

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no you aren’t the worse person. you are fluid. a fluid thing. like me. we all are now offically identify with FLUIDITY. Silently Lucidity Fluidity

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frog training 😀

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****Chngit**** 🤗

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Flew wed . Im the runaway bride . ooh I have Sinned. Im fluid . there fore I swim …

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****Chngit ****, pluck pluck

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Oh lohrd, Im not a girl , Im not a boy . I am fluid. Im **** tah dah **** chin hair. Tomorrow ill be stubble .

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Im a chin hair identifying seafaring mermaid . I am officially a refugee …the fluid gender . oooh lohrd…save meeeee

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Nonone would understand I identify with chin hair . I must completely be free. Im coming out. My chin hair is fluid. Im sporting non binary ..chin hair.

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Pluck my chin hair . then . paint my nails . I think pink is lovely .

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****Chngit . hop hop hop

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I have a problem to , I have ..gasp…chin hair..help me!

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Awww your problems ? Lolol I think you might have drama queen syndrome . or drama King syndrome.

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+++chngit, dingy

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Just a declaration of being a national security threat , you might find your self swimming with the fishes , in the dead mans float . mwahaha

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Really ? What the hell are ya. A mental midget ? Get your mind out of your b***, get busy . get to work . freakazoid. Obsessive weirdo .

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The two mm. Mafia aka military. Mwhahaha

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Chngit cha cha cha !

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Chngit. Tko

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Chngit, ding ding ding . 😍

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i’m a health enthusiast so working at pizza place isn’t great it seems evn though i started on application. sighed

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i got an application but I dunno if i can withstand u know i quit every, time i tried again (but im 100lbs lighter 4 male lanyard khakis)

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So happy to hear your enjoying our dogs Kofi. How about you post your adress so I can send my Rottweilers over to welcome you to our country.

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My ex sister in law and I are m*********** partners. No touching no s** she just comes by when she is in the mood for a p*** binge with me. Usually just for a few hours or overnight but sometimes she will come over for the weekend. Weirdly comfortable the...

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o they do DBTskills tinker w anything more than Internet on phone, couch, bed kitchen table, putting food back..

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I been Q’Tar.. I been I been Q’Taar.. up against God

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Going Shopping 2Day age 32 at The Children’s Place! God’sSon CisMale not TransFTM bruhhhh

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Baeeeeelyn we plan still post to IG just 9lbs to lose b4 shopping

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Disney’s Song of the South is not racist at all

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The thing I notice about Ariel being black controversy is that it’s causing people to be more against each other and causing race wars lol.

But I for one am more of a it should stay as the original type of person. I’m not white,I’m brown. Same f****** colour...

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F:20 if anyone want to rant/call – snap: autacity
bored/ drunk just looking for new friends

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’cause they were roaming around & I don’t like that’ ‘u were controlling the world..by yourself’ numiingThemselves2sleep

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let’s get smarter, i don’t wanna sleep I want Tellonyms

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it’s everyday, nour. daily upkeep 4 bottles water a day Fixing what’s wrong ‘not sitting around’

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considering bringing up ADHD at ‘bipolar med appt’ just 2 see cause i had curiosity years ago never got tested

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Tbh I want to break up with my boyfriend. There’s nothing negative I just feel like we are at different points of our lives and we aren’t as closed as we used to be.

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maybe u should work there ‘and it sealed the Uncrustable, u ever seen?’

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thick bodied, like a hard male. curly hair on tops of inside thighs out legal length male shorts

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‘he’s tryna build a cabinet instead of using the trolley’ what gerl gonna come though It’s not a Lifestyle internally

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