I’ll be happy to be gone. I never did belong here. I don’t want Heaven or Hell. I’d prefer nothing at all. All the glorious people can go on to their eternal happiness. I won’t miss it.

right in the fricken head, lofty get my hammer were gonna NAIL this CONtractor 🔨 🛠 ⚒️

-Bob The Builder

1984 Chevy S-10, smashed tailgate, busted tailgate lights, missing mirrors, leaking oil. Mall parking lot, Virginia.
Junk Car Spotter

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1992 Toyota Camray, paint faded
USA junk car spotter

2014 Alpina BMW M6 Gran Coupe at Angelos Pizza Gütersloh, Germany 🇩🇪

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Mercedes AMG GT 63s at Engel and Volkers Gütersloh, Germany 🇩🇪

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Having the bride get fu.cked by the Best Man on her wedding day and within hours of the ceremony is unique but probably not the first time it has happened.

The bride and the Best Man had their own “private ceremony”, where she got his big co.ck. A big...

I prefer the posts about s.e.x. Some of the posts here have been pretty good. Nice details. I’d like to see the comments section turned on so people could leave their remarks.

MY wife showed me pics of my co.ck compared to our brother-in-law’s co.ck. He is her sister’s husband.

She showed the pics side by side and she merged the pics on the computer so it is obvious that his co.ck is way bigger. Longer, fatter and with a huge...

Imagine being trapped in a marriage with a partner who meets the major criteria for a family annihilator, and you’re here giving out life advice like it’s gold bars. Bìťch please

I got a little too comfortable living with my bf for three years. Put on a few pounds and bedroom fun slowed down.
So I joined the Y and workout now. Guys are noticing and I show off.

If I wanted to f*** Katy Perry, I will. I know she wants to get pregnant again and if she wants to be a single parent and raise our child alone, so be it. I f*** her all day to fulfill her wish.

I woke up again this morning….dannit

Mother says shave it ba.re and then rub it with Nair to keep it hairless. All the other boys in gym class have hair and I’m the only ba.re and bald co.ck in the locker room. My keeps my co.ck hairless. She says it looks cute that way.

She...

Any MAYCHO men in here?

Asking for a frienemy.

PEACE LOVE & BACKSNATCH

– CORVALLUS

May girlfriend stays at B & B while away on business says she has an amazing ogasm every evening she is there knowing the owner is peeking through the keyhole watching her.

My little brother was caught again, abusing his rod. Mom walked in on him and found him on his bed rubbing it. It was all red, hard and swollen. He had taken all his clothes off.

Mom marched his bare a.s.s downstairs with his stiff rod wobbling in front...

We’re going to share our bed tonight with an old college friend. This will be a first for us. I’m trying to decide to leave the bush or shave my mound.

Wait…
what the Hell … Are you…
are you the parasite?

Eddie Brock/ Venom 3

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My girlfriend got a new job as a supervisor at a local motel. She always used to come home and shower and was too shy to be naked as she had seen her boss m*********** at his computer. My girlfriend is very submissive so when her boss scolded her for...

Is Katy Perry in space again? I think she is an air head and should be blasted to uranus. Wealthy people are nutty as squirrel sh!t. Only people here are smart.

Should lesbians be allowed to perform circumcisions?

Lesbians loathe the co.ck and balls and have no interest in males. I know two lesbian nurses who told me that what males do with their co.ck is disgusting.

The lesbian nurses are a team who do circumcisions. They said they really...

That is why they call them soy-boys. They are the weaker beta males. Feminized by soy burgers, soy milk, and other phyto-estrogens. Estrogen is a female hormone used to ‘soften’ the male appearance, and soften his erection.

Many mothers allow only soy milk in the house. A boy can...

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an.al————–a***
an.us————-a***
a.s.s —————a**
bi.tch ————-b****
blo.wjob ———-b******
bu.tt —————b***
co.ck ————–c***
cli.toris ———–c*******
cl.it —————-c***
cu.nt ————–c***
c.u.m ————- c**
eja.culate———-ejaculate
fa.ggot————-f*****
fu.cked ————fucked
ga.ngba.ng ——-g*******
g.ay——————gay
ho.mo—————homo
la.bia—————-labia
ni.pple...

The food supply feminizes males. Soy is a rich source of isoflavones, or compounds called phytoestrogens, which feminize males. Other foods such as highly processed foods, sugary snacks, refined carbohydrates, excessive alcohol, and foods high in phytoestrogens—like soy and flaxseed—can negatively impact testosterone levels. Some plastic containers also contain chemicals...

Could you imagine cleaning the home depot toilets?
that nightmare is my fucken life you piece of shitt.

-Jeeves the creepy Janitor.

Lots of women are keeping their husbands locked up in a c*** cage. He’s forced to stay loyal, secure and locked-up while she enjoys other c****. It’s the reverse of the way society was formerly.

There are lots of Female Dominated Marriages. Many cuckolds result from since she may...

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a.s.s —————a**
bi.tch ————-b****
blo.wjob ———-b******
bu.tt —————b***
co.ck ————–c***
cli.toris ———–c*******
cl.it —————-c***
cu.nt ————–c***
c.u.m ————- c**
eja.culate———-ejaculate
fu.cked ————fucked
ga.ngba.ng ——-g*******
ni.pple ————n*****
nu.de ————–n***
nak.ed ————-naked
or.gasm————o*****
pa.nties ————p******

What does Corvallus look like?

My wife has been getting fucked by her ex-husband. Or I should say he is still fu.cking her. He has a court order to visit their kid. The court order doesn’t give him permission to visit her p****.

She wants to downplay it. She says she doesn’t want any...

F*** you all that wasted my years and took advantage of myfuckn kindness. May you go to hell and rot there.

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I’m a hornay kind of girl and like disciplining a guy too. Spank king him and teasing him, humiliating him too gets my coo chie coo cooing.

I ra.ped numerous young beautiful girls and I haven’t been caught. Well not all of them were beautiful.

There was this one lesbian dy.ke who wasn’t so beautiful but I ra.ped her too. I enjoyed fu.cking her because she was angry and so frustrated by her inability to stop...

It would be great if we returned to corporal punishment. Some boys deserve the belt across their bare bu.tt. In the UK it would be the cane. The cane could be adopted in schools across North America too. It would instill obedience and reveal the second fiddle Beta male who...

My Mother didn’t need a police officer to cuff my hands behind my back. Mother used a Velcro strap to restrain my hands behind me.

Mother often had her girlfriends over and I was sent to fetch and serve chips, pretzels, soft drinks, tea and whatever was needed. One...

A female police officer got her p****** soaking wet from watching a teenage boy get his bare bottom whipped. His erect co.ck dripped with excitement as it wobbled around while a leather belt whipped his bare bottom.

The female police office was called to the home for a ‘domestic...