Weird question but does Korvallus Kringle have a snow white front and backbush?

Does he ride a sleigh?

Really gives new meaning to the term NORTH POLE lol

Robert Hamburger 🍔

You better invite me to your wedding next year or im done with your entire f****** family.

mike i cant believe you got engaged. f****** moron. you said u would never marry. idiot.

JOCKS AND C****

jesus f*** it’s on the website you dipshits

YOURE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!

– KORVALLUS KRINGLE

Her hand running up my plush thighs. She slowly slides them open for me. Her warm breath against my warm s**.. she dips in

Can you imagine using that as a pickup line.

Hey beautiful, what’s your name? I’m drawn to you like a maggot. You’re welcome.

Like a maggot?

That’s not very romantic.

I don’t think you’ll score many chicks with that line.

Gary Struzer 514 991 7059 with hamburger eater Lori Struzer have a thing about scamming older black women and Muslim women the only normal person is thier brother who knows they are crooks hope he kicks them out those racist losers scammers and don’t leave lori alone with your kids...

Don’t commit to anyone and see/do whatever you want.

Anyone who has a problem with that, immediately cut them out.

Unless, they’re worth it.

If the Indians are going to rally me they might aswell tell the people upstairs to move out my house

I want to rip these f****** masks off these ugly retards still wearing them

I cant stop thinking of him. Ive tried all year. I dont think I ever will.

Fall in love in someone doesn’t even know you like him… Or he doesn’t know your existence.

wala lang. miss ko lang sya. haha.

when i was younger and in girl scouts i had a crush on this one girl and we were super close !! i’d only known her for a bit but man we was real close but uh we were going on a trip one day and we were on the...

i feel like my white boyfriend does not love me and i feel like he is cheating on me most of the times i dont feel loved by him he is two hours from me and i still feel like he is not trying to find how i really feel...

If life is boring or meaningless then you must LIVE WITH SAUCE! Sauce up your life with SAUCE!

These homeless gentlemen took the Corvallus challenge, will you?

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Simply,

Corvallus

The last time I stepped foot into a fellowship Church classroom. I was new. I had invited a guy I was dating . because he embarrassed me I never went back. its been years . I really miss it. Maybe I should return. The guy is gone . maybe its...

No cure yet for neuropathy . but there might be something out there that would help . you need help . please look into it.

I want to be a beautiful girl

Yeah, I’m still floored at that :). That over a (pathetic) 8 years where I tried harder than anything in my entire life just to get her to speak to me again. Please just speak to me, say something. Your killing me, times come and go, vale.times day, my birthday,...

As for you “cloe”…

Here’s some advice.

Go down to the nearest hospital. Go into the Emergency Room entrance, tell the nice lady at the counter that your brain is severely broken, and they will change you.

Guaranteed.

Wow. Normally is it’s a string of 3 man hating posts from that gay incel, who is obviously very angry that not a single person in the world would even so much as look at him.

He went off with 7 freaking posts.

I was reading an article the...

Her glowing skin, in tones of the pale desert sand. The curves of her body smooth, sloping, soft, and warm just as the bright dunes when the sun reaches its zenith each day. I wanted to get close to her and sink into her peace, as one does when they...

To men on Tinder: Why do you guys stop talking after we match? Or not talk at all? Heck why do you even bother matching if you’re not going to say anything? Can’t believe I have to go on Tinder for love this generation is sad.

Gary Struzer 514 991 7059 5040 Claudel, Chomedey Laval, QC H7W 4T5
Scams people out of money thru deposits for renovations plus he’s a racist who hates Muslims and blacks and gay people

I do not know the difference between a fetish and a kink… help?

Sometimes I feel like I love Jesus more than he loves me. He kicks the s*** out of me and I still love him. He brings me stuff 20 year too late, but I love him for that. Yet though he slay me, I will hope in him. Because I...

I have a huge crush on one of my friends, all I can think about is her and I can’t focus on anything, like I don’t even know if she does have the same feeling, we are not even that close and I mean that literally, she lives on the...

Love is patient . love is kind .

Think about it.

Im alone . its a s***** feeling. Knowing no-one truly cares .

im celebrating the fact that my family and friends are suffering this year in different ways. F*** em

Corvallis Oregon is currently without power because one of you think thats somehow an attack on me

HO HO HO YOURE ALL ON THE NAUGHTY LIST

– KORVALLUS KRINGLE

In case people don’t know, blackie is a special needs transvestite. He is having a difficult time transitioning from his native jungle homeland to American life.

His brethren used to perform a weekly rituals where they wod dance around a fire and f*** each other in the a** which of...

let’s fix this, i wanna spend my holidays with you. i am sorry for acting like a b****. it’s just, i wanna feel your love and i miss u a lot.

to: aly

sorry, it’s hard to understand me again.

to: aly

but i wish u stay, i wish it’s still me, i wish u still love me, i wish u aren’t tired yet, i wish i will wake up later with a good morning from u, i wish u aren’t mad, i wish you’ll talk to me.

to: aly

yk how much i hate how u make me feel sad, mad, and guilty at the same time. it’s just i cannot feel your love eh, i just want to feel it. i really do miss you, and sorry for acting like this. i want you to know how much...