Robbed your son for his Halloween candy at Canepoint Stole your tree on Christmas 🎄
Ghetto Santa Claus
Get outta here Halloween! Its Christmas 🎄 time now, ive already got my hoes on the striper poll! Hoe hoe hoe
Evil Santa Claus
All “djent” and metalcore music s****, it gives me a headache. How the hell do people listen to this nonsense? It isn’t music, smh. Just a bunch of screaming caveman noises and music sounds so out of tune.
Talking about past relationships isn’t necessary. It’s better to forget about the past than to constantly remember them.
And that night again not able to sleep… feeling so left alone…Im jst not understanding whr my life going on…Im trying evryday harder n harder to make things on track but i guess nothing is going right..
Sometimes I think about my life and it just brings me down. I feel like I’m in a constant fight with myself and ending it feels like the easiest solution to my problems. Maybe if I arrange a date to end my life then I can’t turn back.
No double-dipping. That’s an unspoken rule that you have broken. Miss me with that s***.
if i die in public right before it happens im yelling BYE B******
Should I give my oncologist a thank-you note? It’s about two paragraphs anout how he has changed my life for the better. I’ve known him over a year and I was going to give it to him before my surgery next month (that is the only time we’re in private)....
I’m an exchange student in the US, there is a girl who is into me and she asked me out, she is not the most attractive girl but she is very smart. I’m not into her but I accepted to go out because my exchange year is almost done and...
Haha, I may be a older millenial but these millenials don’t know anything! The old pound sign was #, so that means the #MeToo movement means pound me too!
GoodLuck Cleveland Cavaliers!!
#Whateverittakes
TBH the only thing keeping me still alive are Fantasy/Anime conventions. 🙂
Do you ever just want to get high so that you can just f****** philosophize about trying random s***?
I want Cavs to win. Well.. Goodluck Cleveland Cavaliers.
I’m a boy and Colbie Caillat’s ‘Bubbly’ has been playing in my head since today morning ever since I sent a ‘girl’ friend of mine to sleep in chat after sharing the song with her xD
I bet she loved it! *-*
hey gyz I want to tell u all abt my weired fantasy.I am 23 years old boy. I am a neck lover and I like to strangle females more than doing s** with them. Strangling females turn me on a lot. but I feel this fantasy is growing day by...
I can’t wait for the day I’m finally independent and of course coming out to my family (telling them I’m gay) and I bring home a guy to make them all pissed off, lmao ???
Growing up in a very homophobic Catholic family s**** but hey at least I’m happy...
I’m a bisexual male and I find myself attracted to men more (both romantic/s***** way) and as for women (s***** way)..
Is that wrong? Weird or normal?
Sometimes I’ll go days without shitting, but when the time finally comes, the dump wants to come out in a huge f****** mass that threatens to tear my a******.
Every time my heart breaks from a school massacre a few days later or so I will have an unpleasant experience with a group of annoying and vapid teens in a public place and will then invariably think to myself: “dang,maybe some of these creeps deserve to be shot?” I...
I honestly just f****** hate whities
When i was 8 my sister and i started to watch p***. Then after a while we started we wanted to try. For 2 years i have fucked my sister almost once a week. Then i regret it but actually it felt good.
Aaron Schlossberg’s racist rants is downwards disturbing so I think a bomb must be put at his apartment and kill that racist POS.
He lives in 243 W 60th St #8C New York NY10023. $10,000 for a successful attempt.
Fond regards, Chrissymad
Sometimes I wonder what makes a cheater cheat.
In my confession someone told me I needed therapy. What for? Cause I was 11 when I started having s**? News for you mate. I can’t even remember it. I Just know it happened. Funny stuff right? The human brain is a míster y for sure.
Honestly I just really hate n******
Isn’t it wonderful to know you can live life without religion? 🙂
I think so! 🙂
Time to educate myself on science (biology/chemistry/physics), math, history and astronomy 🙂 Knowledge is power!!!
theres this other girl in my grade that has the same name as me and shes rlly popular so everytime someone says our name, i don’t even respond anymore because theyre always calling her and not me. people think im annoyjnf because i never respond and its really depressing
I don’t care what they say. Pluto is still a planet, goddamnit!
If I became famous, would I have to pay the 10 guys I’ve been s******* involved with to shut up? Or Will they be nice and keep a secret? One of them was 28 when I was 14. Or would my team manage that? It’s a burning question since I...
Alright guys, this one’s for you: when you first meet a lady would you rather her be sweet and kind or bold and sassy?
There are times when you are just with yourself. With your lies,flaws , faults and you want to get them put of your head, but you can’t. It s**** big time. You feel alone even though you have supposedly bffs who know everything about you ,but then you realize...
I feel immense pressure to be beautiful. To be skinny, to wear makeup, to have clear skin, and symmetrical features. I also hate being beautiful and wish I was invisible sometimes.
Like, right now, I’m starving myself to lose the weight.
My best friend that I have a huge crush on just told me about this girl he fucked recently and he says he liked it a lot and now I have this strong feeling that makes me want to f*** the s*** out of him because I know I could...
This life seems so perfectly made to torture me. I don’t have it so bad, but all the things that have me fucked in the head makes me believe this whole life is punishment specifically for me.
I don’t see the problem with plastic surgery, even if it’s just for domestic reasons. As long as the person isn’t a plastic surgery addict then it’s okay in my book. Who are you to tell someone to “be yourself” and “feel comfortable in their own skin” if they clearly...
I’m hungry
I take paper (any kind) and drench it in my blood from my wounds. Wait 1-3 days for it to dry (or 5-7 hours) and then s*** and chew on it. It’s very irony and juicy like a wet penny gum but a little spicy. And tangy. I like it.
I want to f*** my sister
I am bi-s*****.
I’m going to shoot in my Sil p****** soon, then take them back to her draw .