So the other day i was talkin to my crush for almost an hour. But they were playing a game the whole time while talking to me they we yellin at their game it was adorable. At first i didnt think that they would answer the phone . we did...

I cannot wait until Jesus returns because you motherfuckers are getting on my nerves.

I can’t wait for 2nd American Civil War to break out so California, Oregon, and Washington can finally separate from the Unstable States of AmeriKKKa and become its own sovereign nation. We don’t need the rest of the continent weighing us down anymore. We have the most creative talents, smartest...

We’re all just a simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation...

Will Smith’s Mother In-Law is soooo f****** hot! I see where Jada Pinkett gets it from. Black Women are so beautiful, It’s undeniable…

When a girl is thick or has big t****** or a b***, I always feel shes down to f*** and have fun. I know she’s craving d***, You can’t have that much meat and not have been touched on by a guy.

She has a body and attitude built for blackies

It was destiny

Ebony and ivory

All my friends have had at least one boyfriend which is normal for a 18-year-old. I’ve never had one… I wonder if there’s something wrong with me.

I wonder when will society will realize that some black women like myself, love being the focal of attention, whether good or bad, I just love the attention. Of course we don’t break a sweat fighting diligently & relentlessly for fair treatment, but for instance, when I see things trending...

? b********** probably came about when someone got too high and didn’t stop at just making out with their pet

when they came to and realized what had happened they just said f*** it, why not? Round 2.

I cannot wait until Jesus returns in April, because you motherfuckers are getting on my nerves.

Do boys prefer to say “cute lovey-dovey” things on the phone, calling, face-to-face, or texting?

eanie meanie miney moe

Catch Kristina’s n***** by it’s throat

If it hollers

CUT ITS F****** HEAD OFF!

I’m hanging out with with some old friends at the movies tomorrow and this boy I liked in second grade is going. I hope if I make myself look cute enough he’ll date me. Wish me luck!

Sometimes I like to drink some whiskey and watch a bunch of gore/REKT videos. I think I’m getting pretty desensitized at this point.

anesthesia resident, been getting high at work off surg drugs for the last six months. I believe The chief anesthesiologist and one of the CRNA’s suspect something because I got a little too wordy and talkative after one of our morning meetings where they assign cases. I know I’m...

I cannot wait until Jesus returns in April because you motherfuckers are getting on my nerves.

I’m having a bigh Thanksgiving dinner with about 15 people. Should I invite my neighbor? He is a registered s** offender (not against a child). But he is always lonely and looking for companionship. A lot of people are so mean to him and I hate the thought of someone...

I wonder if homos o***** when they pass a poopy.

I have a crush on Super Mario.

17 year old white boy just started my senior high school year at a new school a few months ago. The first week I got friendly with a nice looking girl, but this iran looking boy got friendly with me.
He asked me to go ridding around with him...

My parents are gonna be so mad at me after they read my blood test results… 🙁

I’m so scared 🙁

massive storms in the summer many asteroid warnings all year extreme cold fewer sunspots and lasers to call aliens,there is something wrong and something really bad is gonna happen in the next two years ????

I don’t care how hot you are, stay your nasty asses home if you’re on your period! That s*** is NOT cool, Ol stanky a** pussies.

I like a guy who’s 5 years younger than me. He’s 22. And i badly want him….how can i have him????

For me with a mixed ethnicity, White guys are cute 😉

The Grecians slept with their same s** mentors who were twice or thrice their age. Can’t lie, I’m a little jealous- they’re getting so much more action than me!

I don’t know why but I got home from basketball today and I was in the worste mood. I felt annoyed and just wanted to be left alone. I went outside and just started crying. I have been crying for about an hour straight and i don’t know why.

I feel SO ugly, like… I don’t even look at myself in the mirror because I hate the face that stares back at me. I absolutely do not see what my boyfriend sees in me as far as attraction.

I confess that i want to destroy this body as soon as possible. I despise it

If you wonder why I hate you, and I do hate you, the main reason is that you should’ve kept me and what we had to yourself. I always knew that would be too much to expect from a girl like you, and I f****** hate you for it.

I just want to go back to Japan. That’s where I started that’s where I want to end it. 2 1/2 yrs left til military retirement. I only joined and stayed in so long because I got to live overseas now I’m back state side after 18 yrs overseas without...

I’m not going to wait for you anymore because I deserve better.

I wonder what it feels like to touch another human being.

I recently flew to another city on business and met up with a woman I met on the net three years ago. She came to where I was staying and fell right into my arms and then we went to bed and stayed there four hours. No s**, I just...

I hate the fact that she has such a short fuse. If I’m not going to join you and your friends for dinner, so be it. I’ll do my own stuff. You do yours. I won’t ever see you again.

I was watching something earlier that mentioned statutory r***, and it made me realize that in America I would have been technically raped more than 7 times, s******* assaulted more than five times in a statutory context, all because I am 17 and from ages 16 and on I’ve had...

I look forward to my grandparents passing away so I can abandon the remainder of my family and go find a quiet corner to die in

I have a perfect a**. If I was to wear some lululemon’s I’m sure I could give you a confusing b****. I’m also a guy. Caught an older lady checking me out in the mirror on leg day last week.

Also recaptcha thinks a semi-truck is a bus.

I want to apologize to all the people I’ve hurt on this site through my mean spirited trolling and cruel comments. I’m going through a hard time myself and I was just entertaining myself by being a edgelord which I now realize is not cool. I especially regret telling people...