I’m straight but I also love the feeling of something in my b***.

I dont know what im feeling right now. Im 18 and never been in a relationship and never plan to have one. But also its just that i cant imagine myself being with a guy,i imagine a guy hugging me or kissing is just 😣😷yikes. I thought im gay and...

WTF is it with long queues at the women’s toilets? It’s everywhere. Just install 100 f****** toilets for the women in every bathroom. Job done.

Jerry Springer is just a waste of good air time and bad acting.

I love to look at the s** offender registry. I write down names and addresses and harass those bastards. Sometimes I scare them so much, I have them crying and begging for their lives. Like last weekend, I saw one working with his son in their backyard. I went over...

If you were in a room, as a straight male, and you saw 2 gay guys getting down,you can’t leave would it turn you on,when they s*** each other c***, wild you be aroused or sickened, tell the truth?

what would you do if death went on break?

if no one could die whats the first thing you would do?

you know when you dont really miss your ex but you miss the feeling of being taken, the s**, the kisses, the cuddles and that stuff…i really dont miss my ex i cant really stand her rn and i enjoy being single but sometimes i miss the feeling of someone...

I don’t like to be happy because when I am happy, others suffer.

I want to make my own 3D terrains for my players to play on for d&d… but its time consuming and I worry about my players not appriciating it. I’m very excited to be able to build things and put even more effort into my campaign… but i’m just so...

I want to condemn someone.

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is the coolest person to happen to Congress. That video of her dancing in college was great! I can’t believe the Republicans attempted to make that a scandal. Like seriously do you have that much of a stick up your old racist butts that you can’t stand...

Anyone else remember Damian and Jon? The 16 year old dating his younger brother’s best friend? Yeah, I wonder how they’re doing. I wonder of either of them still use this site

Lately I have been feeling so alone and distant. I don’t know what to do anymore.
Nobody really understands me . They all b**** about me behind my back and pretend as if they are my friends on face.
They all have taken me for granted .
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The owner of Simply Confess is a P********…

I like my a****** stretched out and fisted.

i wonder if they liked my new glasses

sad song(s) recommendation?

The Chinese faked the moon landing!

sometimes i feel like i want to have s** with my cat , but am afraid of my cat’s action

You ever suddenly has a flashback of the embarassing/cringey things you did and happened to you. Whenever i think of the embarassing things i did i just want to commit not alive. Like the worst one,there was a lot of people there like for real,like probably hundreds of people and...

when i talk to my friends their life seem so animated. i feel like their happiness peaks more than mine ever could, as well as their sadness, dislikes and opinions. I’ve never thought of myself as someone who is ever unhappy or unsatisfied with life. I’ve never really labelled any...

I don’t think you are the one because of the way you act and the way you talk to me. For you it’s just nothing I don’t know if you feel that but i hope you figure it someday.

I’m awake and I can’t sleep because I have a cold. Ever since I had pneumonia I wake up if either nostril is blocked. The feeling of not being able to breathe really fucks with my head. I feel miserable.. without sleep my depression takes the drivers seat. Please let...

Thank you, beautiful teenage girl in Target with the loose low-cut shirt who kept leaning over in front of me while I rang up your items. I really liked your black bra, but I liked your perfect cleavage a whole lot more. Not sure if you were doing it on...

Tell me something f****** interesting

Home Gym Confession: Today is going to be my third day working out my home gym. I’m strangely enough looking forward to getting it in with the heavy bag and elliptical trainer. I also have one of those all in one weight lifting stations as well dumbbell and barbell weights...

I’m so weird, a nice guy asked me out and i said no and avoided him, but i have a small crush on my best friend’s ex boyfriend who was abusive towards her, what the hell is wrong with me

I guess I should just give up on the idea of sleep at this point, cause clearly thats not happening. its 12:15 AM and ive been trying to go to sleep for the past 2 hours. F*** it, i guess, am i right? didn’t help that my friend just responded...

Home Gym Confession: Tonight is going to be my 2nd night working out in my newly built home gym. But I don’t feel like working out. I just want to chill out in my home studio and make beats. I’m not gonna puss out. I’m gonna workout but I needed...

I was happy, it all ended in a matter of a week. My life blew up before my eyes and I had no control. I almost fixed things with those people we all were almost friends again but I destroyed it. I wanted my life back in control so I...

So, I just messaged a guy I know on FB because a friend of his just died and he asked me for s*** photos. :vI *groan*. Seriously, what is wrong with men?

I hate when the worst characters in fiction die a fast death. I want them to die a slow, painful death that will burn into their last memories. It’s much more satisfying. Whenever I see them get an easy, fast death, I get irritated. However, I don’t want it to...

Why does it seem that some people find it easy to date someone… I mean .. they can have a date or be in a relationship like snapping their fingers.. while in the mean time.. I find it hard… am I unlikeable? am I not worth their love? Dang it....

My bestfriend told me that they have feelings for me and they texted me a paragraph of how I make them feel but someone that isn’t them makes me feel the same wat I make my bestfriend feel

Hello everyone, I’ve been addicted to eating cardamoms and sometimes lighting up teabag in paper and smelling the aroma I was caught and unluckily my parents mistook what I was doing and said that I was smoking and I was trying my hardest to justify myself showing them every piece...

yoo listen i cant stand these gay confessions about some damn backsnatch yall gotta stop its disgusting.

Home Gym Confession: Last night I worked out for 10 minutes on my heavy bag and then another ten minutes on the elliptical trainer. Today I’m in great pain, but I’m going to do it all over again today. And then again tomorrow and the day after that and so...

i don’t know what i want to do with my life. i might sound very obnoxious or ungrateful, but please note that i’m not trying to brag or complain in any way, bear with me: i do very well in school, and it’s only been noticed these past 2 years...

We had drunken s** last night and I don’t know how to feel about it