Note To Self: Get use to saying President Pence…

I like really tall women (like 6 foot) who are athletic and strong. It’s not that I want to feel like they are the dominant one or something because I’m 6 foot tall, muscular, I train Muay Thai and can do one arm pullups at 185lb. I just find women...

The current push for diversity everywhere is honestly sickening

Quantity over quality it seems

TV movies ads

Whatever you put a black woman in is bound to succeed

So why give a s*** about the quality of it? Just throw it in the pile and wait for money to collect

GUYS I NEED HELP ABOUT MY CRUSH
Ok so first of all do you think confessing to a crush is good thing or a bad thing and why? I’m that kind of person that’s not vry secretive. I mean you can trust with your secrets but my own secrets...

i have a squish on my classmate
i am afraid that she knows it because now she is cold towwards me

I’m so f****** h**** rn like my p**** is dripping wet and god I just want you inside of me and to lick my p****
Ughhhhh f*** me

I feel like it’s national ride a b******* c*** day until it cums inside of you.

I kind of have a relationship going on with this guy and I like him a lot but let’s just say I also have the biggest crush on his sister.

Goodness f*** sometimes i wish we could post pictures on here cause there are lots of memes i want to share with y’all, but if they allowed pictures there’d probably be a lot of p***… no way i wouldn’t have shared my t*** by now lol, so i’m also glad...

Ok is this just me or a common thing? When I can’t get the s*** all the way out of my b*** I dig in there with my fingers and I know it’s disgusting so I wash my hands for a super long time and probably use too much soap...

Any lesbians looking to chat nasty leave me you’re kik.. 29 y/o lipstick lez

Serious post. I really want to have an affair with this guy but he has short fingers (but wide). Does that mean he he a small d*** and it would be a total waste of an affair?

I can’t get over this dude I was friends with in the summer we would do things together whenever we were alone and keep it just between us but one time he asked me if Im catching any feelings for him from the things we were doing but at the...

Not sure if this hot young married woman is hitting on me or just being friendly.
– other night she put her hand on my thigh to get my attention. Quickly took it off when we started talking
– when I said I was lucky to be with...

once i walked in on my husband f****** the s*** out of our adopted nigerian daughter. he was using my favorite d**** on her, so naturally i got a little upset. i went outside, found me a nice big alligator in my backyard (they aren’t uncommon), tranquilized it and threw...

is it gay to be attracted to dog p****? if so than im very VERY gay

shanking people is fun

Sorry. I am not strong enough to be your man. I really tried for way too long, but it was the most painful dragged out experience I have ever had. It was horrible. It’s painful to look back and remember what it felt like after years, I’m in the middle...

When I was younger I would get the urge to go outside WITH MY SOCKS ON and squelch around in the wet mud underneath a slate of concrete in my back garden 😂😂😂

i just keep feeling that the characters i make are not valid in my peers eyes unless i make them gay or part of the lgbt culture. im fine with lgbt, i have plenty of characters who are gay, bi, ace the lot. heck even i somewhat assign myself on...

So I have this spot on my face where its like a cluster of 5-6 zits all on top of each other and its the only spot on my face with any zits. They are basically all pores next to each other. I tried to pop it and besides it...

I wish John Barrowman was straight. He’s so hot! I’d f*** him all day, every day.

I’m h**** right now.. And wondering whether I should try gay p*** for a change, just to see how it feels. Maybe..?

Why don’t gay people get on a boat and make their own country
called “gayopia”?
That way they can spread HIV and STDS all they want so we can keep the General population clean.

We know that you are gay, So the f*** what! c*** sucker .. shut your a** the f*** up because we dont give a S*** cry baby. I’M GAY.IM GAY I’M GAY
“Whiney m***********”. WE DON’T CARE SO WAIT UNTIL YOU’RE SHITY PRIDE DAY.
STOP TELLING US. “FOR...

The new guy I’m with can’t spell and it’s a turn off now when I get text messages. It doesn’t make sense because the biggest thing that attracted me to him was his ‘off-grid’ way of living, being a farmer, practical, hands-on, didn’t even own a smartphone or computer. So...

My partner and I have been together for a while (8years?) and this feeling has never left me. Whenever we go to visit his family, I feel tossed aside. Now listen, I realize he has not seen his family in a few months and I don’t get in the way...

So I’m a bisexual guy, but lately I’ve noticed how much more comfortable I’d be with a cute boyfriend… I mean, girls are cute and s*** too, but you’re always expected to be the strong hero for her while in a homo relationship it’s more…Equal, I think is the word.

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Do we encourage or condone violence against law officials

[J Dilla]
Ugh, it’s for you, it’s for you!
Ugh, yea this is for all my street n*****!
...

[Chorus]
Woop-woop! That’s the sound of da police
Woop-woop! That’s the sound of da beast
Woop-woop! That’s the sound of da police
Woop-woop! That’s the sound of da beast
Woop-woop! That’s the sound of da police
Woop-woop! That’s the sound of da beast
...

Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect
Judge Dre presiding
In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Department
Prosecuting attorneys are: MC Ren, Ice Cube,
And Eazy motherfuckin E
Order, order, order
Ice Cube, take the motherfuckin stand
Do you...

We don’t believe you ’cause we the people
Are still here in the rear, ayo, we don’t need you
You in the killing-off-good-young-n**** mood
When we get hungry we eat the same f****** food
The ramen noodle
Your simple voodoo is so maniacal
We’re...

Arrest the president
Too much affection with no protection
Leads injection to infection
Now you’re pregnant, baby to carry
You love Barry, but he won’t marry
Got an abortion, spent a fortune
Shoulda used caution, mind-distortion
Out of touch, out of tune, and...

I testified
My mama cried
Black people died
When the other man lied
See the TV, listen to me double trouble
I overhaul and I’m comin’
From the lower level
I’m takin’ tabs
Sho nuff stuff to grab
Like shirts it...

karma is great!

Why are men so selfish in bed? Why don’t men think that women enjoy s** too.

I Sometimes Hear Voices In My Head Telling Me That Im Gonna F****** Die Soon

I really feel love towards my cousin, but the pressure and taboo from people around Dont want me to make that move…

If this snafu were any more fubar, I’d go awol

Aside from actual physical contact, nothing turns me on more than watching really young girls flash their t*** for the camera.