Not sure what this falls under. But I love to stroke myself in the mornings, laying next to my sleeping wife. Thing is, I never think of her. I’ve looked at p***, I’ve looked up pics of ex’s…the proximity to my wife just makes it hotter….

Can someone message me on kik? bobphillipsrules. I’m bored… haha

All I want is to be alone. I don’t want to bother with the idea of romance or have my family pester me. I f****** hate everyone. The guys I’ve fucked, the guys that hit on me, my family, the society. And I really don’t want to hate anyone because...

I hate to say this but as much as I love my girlfriend I don’t want to f*** her all the time. All she want to do f*** and s*** me dry every day and what’s worse is I can’t say no. My d*** is sore all the time and...

whistling linked to confidence

Eccentric billionaire and Virgin Atlantic founder Richard Branson lines up to get in on the r*** of Venezuela.

Richard Branson has released a video address unveiling plans to throw a major party and music concert on the Venezuelan-Colombian border, titled Venezuela-Aid Live. The event is set to take place...

I literally can’t stop crying tears of joy, I don’t know why I’m happy

F*** you Kristina you tattooed, obnoxious b****. I hope you are f****** barren!

Today’s young men are a bunch of pussies. When I was in my twenties I was f****** at least 5 hot chicks, although I was told by some. that I was a really good looking young man back then I also had a dark sense of humor and weird nerdy...

I don’t know whether I like this guy or not. We are somewhat “friends” and I say that loosely. We have what you call a “love/hate” relationship, I’m very cruel towards him, and in turn he is very passive aggressive. The past couple of days, I feel as though I...

Wondering what everyone thinks of Prince Albert piercings?

Rihanna’s nose is so s***, it drives me crazy. I watch her old music videos and just stare at it all gooey, a s*** nose just makes me wanna kiss and touch it, all fleshy and scrunchy cos I’m a freak haha :$

I am curious. Why do you refer to yourself as trans, why not just label as your true gender? You don’t go to a supermarket to buy fishbeef. Labeling as trans only leaves you further prone to be a victim of people who would use such status to denigrate your...

I’m a well off black man with hacking skills, and I hate racist motherfuckers. But most important; I have money, which means I can travel. I’m very much thinking about doxing a few racists and then showing up at their homes with my camera and taking their pictures and video...

I’m a white man and I love me some asians even asian males im not really gay but i love asian men because they look feminine and even better than white women when they dress up as women they are everything a man desires asian women are drop dead gorgeous...

Im with someone at the moment and I love him so much but hes been away. Theres this guy I like and I dont plan on doing anything s***** with him but sometimes i wish there was a chance id do a one night stand and delete his memory after...

Happy weekend everybody, whatever your s***** proclivity I hope you grant yourself an o***** TODAY. It might be crazy on here right now but take a deep breath and find an inner calm in your own life. No matter how out of sorts you might feel at the moment, all...

I am N*****. I am invisible.

With that being said….

What do you call all black abortion clinic? Crime Stoppers.

What’s the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don’t know who there father’s are.

I want a black girlfriend who likes race play and let’s me call her a n***** while I make her service me.

Emily is a nasty b**** 😷

Just bc I like my women with a natural bush( just keep it in the triangle), doesnt mean Im into my girlfriend not shaving her legs. I’m ok with it being an infrequent thing where it’s prickly, but once it’s long enough to smoothen out, b**** you gotta shave.

where woudl we be if we where still together and still in love.

how come I like it when a guy cums in my mouth but it grosses me out if they c** inside my p****?

I’m super h****. A lot. Got a FWB but it’ll never be more than that. Though I wish it would, I know it won’t. But I’m afraid I’ll never find anyone else willing to f*** me and be with me. I’m not desperate enough to date just anyone, but I...

I wanna be fucked by a true midwestern COWBOY! God, guys in cowboy boots turn me on soooo much…I need to move to Texas or Missouri!

Its been long since we talked, I wanted to tell her how I really feel but I lost my chance.
Yes, what happened was wrong but I am no saint. It was wrong and I cannot justify my actions because no matter the reason it was wrong but I...

Why do guy farts sound different than girl farts? Guy farts are high pitched and squeaky and girl farts are deep pitched and rumbly

a beautiful person can’t get obese/fat, that’s exclusive to ugly people.

I can easily jump on plane to Washington D.C. Where I could buy a gun in the hood, drive to Baltimore and shoot the a****** I doxed after he insulted my wife who is dying of cancer on Facebook, then drive to Virginia and take a flight back to Canada...

Corvallus, theres a thick lipped branch swinging j****** jungle 🐰 uncle tom nagger who wont stop calling me racist so can we stich his mouth to your a** so he can learn all about the definition of shitalking???

Please?

Your pal, Nagerzman.

When you’re at work on Valentines day and feel like crying, watching all the guys buy flowers and year after year you get nothing! Was even married once and didn’t get anything. I thought my married lover would of stepped up and possibly gave me something….nope.

Glad I am not alone with these sad sacks on here tonight, although I feel they are having more drama than me! My man and I worked. We came home. We grilled steaks and baked potatoes, steamed some broccoli, made yeast rolls. We drank red wine. We watched TiVo –...

Valentine’s Day is not Muslim and is not acceptable. It is Haram and will lead you astray. Do not celebrate the evil festivals of the world.

Valentine’s Day reflects insensitivity and indignity to Islam and must be stopped.
Those who insult Islam must be beheaded. Wherever you go...

I started listening to the Beatles a couple days ago, and oh my god, their songs are masterpieces to the point where it’s not okay

Wishing all those who are lonely out there tonight (like me), a

Wonderful Valentine’s Day! Go and eat some chocolates, buy yourself a few beautiful roses, treat yourself to a good dinner and a Teddy bear to snuggle with.

I wish I could give all of you a nice,...

can i say that i am finally gay not because of the abuse from the opposite s**, but becausei feel free saying it.

I really like you maybe I even love you, dar…

I don’t know what I feel

If someone talked about you behind your back and wanted to be friends with you again what would you do? Would you accept it and be friends? If they kept trying to constantly speak to you what’d you do? (They still talk behind people’s backs.)

Let me start this with a little introduction.
I’ve always been on the evil side of things, I like destruction, totalitarianism and dictatorship control, death, suffering. I don’t know why.

I’ve had this weird feeling ever since I’ve submerged into the areas of war, devastation, total control, dictatorship, fascism,...

My ex-wife and I still talk, we’ve been separated for fifteen years. I feel bad bc she’s not happy with her life, but she’s too scared change anything bc all the walls would come down. After our separation and before she got remarried, we’d hang out a few times a...