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Behind me, slamming my cheeks and wilding out talking like a minstrel actor like “oh me oh my I do declare this backsnatch is dynomite!”

NiggerSpotter Corvallus

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Got another pointless post. Speedos, there all about the penus. Seriously

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Ah, I see. Let me remember. I believe I remember this now. I used it as a dumping ground for my failed expiriments. I’m sorry, child. You have spent your life thinking you were cursed… I’m afraid it wasn’t anything so dramatic… you were born from my trash.
You are trash.

-Knull.

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Yeah…. uh… Do you mind if we forego the whole creepy serial killer thing?
I come before you today humbled and humiliated to ask you for one thing.

I want you to kill Peter Parker

Eddie Brock/Venom 3

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woman, you’re f****** psychotic. you’re hallucinating and possibly have schizophrenia, i suggest you cj rick it out at your nearest hospital.

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They told the blind man to shut up. He was disturbing jesus. He just started screaming louder. Jesus is Lord! Take that fucktard!

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In middle school and high school, I went to school with this dude, I wouldn’t say we were friends, but yeah, you know we were in the same class, everyone knew everyone, we we all from the same town, but yeah. He went to the UK some time after high...

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You mother shuckers lied. Atlanta did not burn last night. Jesus prevailed. Jesus calmed the storm. Glory to God!

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it is not what it seems…

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eww youre really spying in my house you dirty hairy pig

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I need to accept that I cannot win the argument against farting pig. Additionally, I cannot get myself dirty also any more. I will try to stick to my network and focus on continuous improvement. I know I don’t live in a good society but I’m happy to live peacefully...

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i’m proud of you babe for being this strong. Don’t worry, you got this!

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Thank god you are no judge worth anything . your blind. Jealous . hatefilled.

Yank that demonic thing out of yourself. Not kidding .

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You project your own hatred of self onto innocent women. Theyre Trying to feel pretty. Just because you cant see the beauty in another doesn’t make you intelligent. It makes you dumb and blind . you are pathetic .

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4 years

Something demonic crawled into you . your hate is proof of it. Think about it!

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Being a bitter skinny dried up prudish prune seems to dress your sunken a**. You are so jealous you drip with it. Wipe your mouth ya slobbering loser.

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I snack on pickles. Yes. Im skinny . but Im kind. I really dont care for your hate of heavy people. They at least aren’t bitter . they can enjoy food . you seem like a skinny dried up prune.

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4 years

I m eating aloha pickles . yummy . in pineapple juice . looooved it.

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4 years

You are an invisible skinny p************. While fat people are seen. Loved . s*** s***. Jealous much ?

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4 years

Well la te dah, the fat people are rich. You are just jealous. Poor cheap pig.

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4 years

What is the difference between Memphis and Jerusalem? Both will burn tonight.

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4 years

They came for the commies, socialists, trade unionists, and Jews. I was none of those so I did nothing. Then they came for the Palestinians and those mother fuckers fight back.

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4 years

G******* were a waste of time on me. P**** or c***, I prefer to lead with my mouth. For the last few months, once or twice a week, after hours I have been sucking off a guy in the next building in our office complex in his car. Much older...

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4 years

I’m not attracted to my boyfriend when he doesn’t have facial hair. He’s so unbelievably good looking but when he doesn’t have a beard he looks like a completely different person. Much older and less manly.
I can’t even o***** when I have s** with him if he’s not...

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4 years

did your stupid mother name you something stupid that you had to live as a p*** to fulfill her wishes for you?

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According to the law of attraction, if I think about you enough you will become my concubine. This is going to be fun.

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4 years

Parental controls I’ve been disconnecting her and her retarded f****** Indian boyfriends WiFi mid everything, she’s about to get up and s***. I wish she’d get up and leave with them smelly boys.

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4 years

Deartay, Its Dirt.

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4 years

I got the hots for young cute Hispanic guys.

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Seeing your beautiful body from behind this evening is enough to get me through this long cold winter night.

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4 years

The Bible says Ezekiel saw the wheel. Wheels are Biblical creations. I am talking about non-Biblical technology. My pastor says planes are demonic. Do you want to die in a plane crash?

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4 years

Jesus created the wheel. Look how far it’s come. What would we do without wheels? Dude from Ministry claims Jesus built his hotrod. Did he? I can’t say for sure, but if he created the wheel… It wouldn’t surprise me.

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4 years

The Romans used to feed Christians to the lions. But the capital of Christianity today is Rome. Jesus will beat your a** in the end. Pun intended.

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4 years

innovation leads to the hellfire

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4 years

What is one lie you told no one about?

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4 years

mm mm I never liked that couple, it’s like SO FORCED, NO ONE WANTED THEM TO BE TOGETHER, NO ONE ASKED FOR IT, YET THERE THEY ARE. It’s so weird and like it feels controlling in some sort of way, like if that white boy *I don’t remember his name...

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4 years

Uh? Achieving arse likeRE status is a like being GOD get down on your knees mortal beings. A cougar has given me”arse lickRE status” (justsaying^itsoundslikejumbledshit)

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4 years

i wonder what ever happened to that Jesus fella

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4 years

Self hating Jew, you could be hitler if you had something dangling between them thunder thys

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4 years

Well, you know what they say. It’s probably better than taking it all in your a******* from a filthy vermin f*****

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4 years

Fat old white man spotted

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4 years

the day youre not in my life anymore I think ill kill myself.

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4 years

Jesus is a lamb. You must kill it. Jesus is a lion. You must fear him. Jesus is Lord. You must serve him.

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4 years

It’s become clear I want no one else but you.

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