Why do I have to be so f****** tired all the time?

It’s wonderful to wake up with your a****** all creamy from hundreds of loads. Stay SLEAZY my friends,

Corvallus

To the bitchy white girl at the checkout line, who spoke to me like I was a pauper and commanded me to “Go back to my ghetto.”

I own 5 properties on the coast. I paid in cash. With money I earned as a financial analyst.

You, on the other...

I love him. Do you love him too?

You know if naruto just helped saske kill his brother than the main conflict throughout most of the show where naruto is trying to force saske to come back against his will would be resolved. Just agree to come back when he has achieved his goal

UGH. JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND SO YOU AND I CAN HANG OUT ON FRIDAYS. Your laugh is so therapeutic to me- and I haven’t heard it in ages. It’s obvious you have fun with me, and it’s not like you’re doing anything on Fridays, so stop being a little...

Lesbians make me cringe until I log into my p*** account & watch them rub their clits together. Once I c** Im back to cringing at the sight of them doing anything other than rubbing their clits together. Lol.

why do i feel disgusted when i touch my parents? for example hugging them or anything that is skin contact makes me shiver for some reason.

All I said last night during s** is why won’t you f*** me you act like it’s a f****** chore now he’s hiding little dumb s***. I am so annoyed and have no one to talk to so I am posting it here. I stay home with the kids 24/7...

You don’t identify as asexual but…. aren’t you though? Everything you’ve ever said seems to point that way.

I hope you all make it through your struggles. I’m doing better and better each day and I know you can too. I didn’t think things would get better but today I laughed. You’ll laugh again soon. I love you guys!

Is it wrong for me to report my hateful and verbally abusive mother-in-law to ICE? She isn’t here legally.

I don’t see how some people can live life without having s**. Doesn’t even have to be with more than one person. I’ve been thinking about this recently and I remember my aunt was talking with her friends and said she’s only had s** three times! And she’s 42. I...

GET YOUR POPPERS READY

make your BACKSNATCH Greazed & Sleazed CUMUNION is upon us! You know I’ll be leaking LECHE from all my holes!

I’m bored

Why do some lie say a bunch of things and don’t intend to do it. Or mean what they say. If he tells me I love you one more time just to get something from me. I’m gonna bury him

It’s CUMUNION day!!!! All the JIZZLE you want, TAKE IT, it’s yours! Get Your Poppers Ready! MY BACKSNATCH IS READY!

C** in my coffee.

Do not say that victory is lost if it is from battles that one lives life.

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt

You keep teasing me, tempting me. I don’t know what you really want. You put me on a tightrope and make me walk it.

I feel like nobody is genuinely interested in me as a person. People only talk to me to fill time until their friends show up and they can leave. I try to initiate convos with other people too, but they have dry a** replies that don’t lead anywhere. Like damn,...

What’s the point of being a lesbian if you’re still going to use a d****? If you’re a woman who likes women shouldnt you use what’s avaiable to a woman? Yet a bunch of lesbos us dildos. I would image you should have a silicon female torso to rump if...

If I only gave s** with guys anally, am I still considered a lesbian?

Don’t you hate when your no strings attached ex-lover won’t stay out of your relationship? I do. It was fun but I have something real now. And about his little blackmail attempt, it was so unfortunate for him that my man didn’t give a crap about the k**** things he...

Everytime I see a person with enhancements or half naked on the gram, I just think to myself, “poor thing”

I feel so so sorry for Kylie Jenner. No amount of money she has will ever make me believe that poor soul is genuinely happy.

I don’t love my husband anymore. We’ve changed and grown apart. There isn’t a partnership. I have no emotional or day to day support from him for our son, my work, or our home. I wish I could leave but I’m financially trapped.

I feel that I am really lucky to have the things that I do and I am scared of losing them especially my parents who love me soo much

Why the f*** do you allow your girlfriend to hang out with her ex? Don’t you think that’s asking for trouble?

I just sexting a stranger this morning and had o*****. It was great and all of sudden i feel h**** again this evening. I don’t know what should i do, I’m 23, just break up with my bf few months ago and I hate finding myself sexting a stranger again....

I’m 18. He’s 45. I’ve never felt so loved and secure in my life.

To my future crushes and girlfriends that want to break up with me- the excuse “you can find better than an old woman like me” doesn’t work. If I’m into you, I’m into you, no matter how old or young. I don’t want to find “better”, and I don’t have...

I ask often ask myself “Am I using good material on the wrong guy?” And if I have to ask that, the answer if probably yes. Why I can’t I stop myself from giving my time, and energy to that person?

I can’t check up on you. You could be married again by now. Someone could be pounding you out tonight. And I want to know. I want to know if that d*** good or not. I want to know if you treat him right.

My c*** is throbbing…

Couple random things I’d do if I were rich.

I’d pay for her IVF. Just because I think she’d be a good mommy.

I’d pay for her retirement, I know she’s tired of working.

“You make fun of people to make yourself feel better.” This is what my teacher told me after I called her a slump backed skittle titts. Why do people always say that someone has low self esteem when they’re getting burned? I’m probably the most stuck up & full off...

You would never help someone out if you couldn’t take credit for it in some kinda way. You always just HAD to let people know.

Attached with this is the way you’d s*** up to, and try to use whoever was in charge. You’re always winding your way up the...

is life worth living? specially when everything around you is broken. No real s** just w*** away your frustrations. not good enough nothing i did in life was good enough. Obsessed with s** … bloody disgusting foul mouth wanker…

There is a super flamboyant portly homeless black fellow that i see about on various buses and trains, and have occasionally interacted with.

I call him “Super Fruit”. I have never met a more tutti fruitti greased booty gentleman in my life, he’s burning hotter than little Richard and...