Sometimes when I read X reader fanfics I like to do exactly as my character does and play it out like a movie. Usually on n*** ones. Heheh….😅

AAAAAAAANDREW YOU ARE THE BEST YOU DONT KNOW WHO I AM BUT WHO F****** CARES YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I KNOW I WILL NEVER BE WITH YOU BUT AGAIN WHO F****** CARES

Not sure she’d be good for me, in reality. There’s some things I wasn’t looking for at the time, but now I’d find their absence glaring. So yeah, beyond time to move on from that thought process.

If I can.

But she is a chill girl and very nice to...

I’m in love with you. I feel a physical pull to you like I never have to anyone before, like there’s magnets inside us, and sometimes I see my hand moving toward yours and I have to stop it from touching you. I love your smile, your eyes, your laugh,...

You owe me a herd of ten thousand cows for not belabouring the obvious. My restraint was pretty epic, I hope you appreciate it.

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i went out with this guy, had a really good date and he asked me to be his girlfriend, but we ended it a week later after he said how he didn’t think he was good for me and that he wasn’t relationship material. i’m back home for the summer...

It’s a hopeless, hopeless crush. But, it’s still quite pleasant to have. And it’s not that I have her idealised, although she has many positive traits. It allows me to put things off that I find onerous to do. For better or for worse…

She saved me, in sense, from you. She certainly down regulated your importance and gave me the perspective that I needed. This is all on an emotional, not a logical level.

She’ll never know any of that, of course.

I’ll f*** your p**** to heaven
with my fat hard c*** tonight
I’m make this night a special
one as I f*** you through the
night. Shoot my heat into your
body, and give you all my size
I’m going to f*** your p****

My brother warned all of you guys of what he was capable of doing. None of you believe he could do it so he did this. 🙇‍♀️

This site could always be a little monotonous at time, the same people p****** and moaning about the same old s*** continuously. Now with no comments this site has become so boring. I’m sure it’s to clear out the riff raff, but you’re also going to lose the twenty people...

Fat girl breast carving, I 100% approve! Making masks out of female skin, I 200% approve!

Why are the comments disabled? Why are some 10 year old and their brother so salty at a confess page? Slow the f*** down lmao. Did the page bite you?

Unprotected s** with 75 women in 20 years? I have more men breeding my backsnatch in one night at CUMUNION! If you too like f****** and getting fucked in a raw hole, Cumunion is held monthly at a bathhouse near you! Remember to tell em CORVALLUS sent ya!

is it normal that any conflict even online arguments and talk makes me sweat and act nervously?

Goddamn ain’t nothing sweeter on the tongue than a hairy sac! I love licking em down the curlies tickling my tongue, little sensations bursting while I give those balls a bath. Gotta get em dripping moist so you get that good SMACK sound when their slapping against your gooch and...

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I’m from an asylum, this wild child is vibrant .

-Demon Kane.

I always want to be able to tell the person I love that I want to be with them but I never know how to tell them and I’m scared of being rejected. Help?!

It just s**** not being able to ask the people who post about how they’re going to kill themselves, if I can have their things before they go.

I like to shave the front of my head when I’m bored.

-Jojo Siwa.

I am so dumb… I am falling in love with my gym teacher and im not sure what to do. Its kinda weird because im 15 and he’s 36. I know his full name and his phone number (but he doesn’t know that). I have dreams about him and everything....

I ship the tiny cowboy with the tiny roman from ‘night at the museum’

The smell of him. I cant really explain it. I imagine it’s the hair on his chest. It has a scent I cant explain. I love it. It lingers on his clothing. It lingers when he sweats. It lingers when it’s humid. It reminds me of a beast, how you...

Oh, I also wanna thank all the pedophiles and s***, you obviously white motherfuckers, for providing your IP, along with your confession of intent to commit child s** crimes. Andddd I wanna send a special thank you all you racist motherfuckers. Yea, we got yo IP too n****. Sending all...

If I were forced to have a child I don’t want because abortion is banned, I will use him/her as an experiment and see how a person’s mind can be shaped by myself.

Never giving affection, only ever reprimanding them for everything they do that is below average. Any praise...

There’s a story in my eyes. Turn the pages of desire. Now it’s time to trade those dreams, for the rush of passions fire. I can feel you tremble when we touch. I keep looking for you baby, but we always seem to miss each other. I hope to catch...

Corvallus is like the Bernie Sanders of this website. He’s (comparatively) old and has some “out there” ideas but people are starting to realize he’s lowkey iconic. Others completely despise him.

The Gator Lady is the Mr. Fishfinger of this website. Legendary and an absolute meme, but we haven’t seen...

I’m in love.
With my best friend.
She’s probably the best person I’ve ever met.
Even if she isn’t really that physically attractive.
She’s nice, accepting, humorous, fun, cute, talented, passionate, ambitious, smart, witty, humble, selfless…
If I could spend my entire life only with...

Suspect Marmel spotted urinating in the men’s washroom at the Rock pile.

-Celebspotter.

ugly men feel threatened by handsome men and get nervous especially if their woman is with me and they are afraid of losing her to the handsome fella so they make sure he aint looking at her or vice versa.

Jd era spotted performing at Tdot Fest in 2017, at Yonge Dundas square .

-Celebspotter.

All of you are heartless f****** assholes on this site . People confess problems (like wanting to die etc) and you beat them down and laugh and s*** . Yeah .. real nice people . That’s why I don’t use this fucked up site anymore .

DJ Khaled in a phone booth on Jimmy Fallon show .

-Celebspotter.

It’s f****** nice being hot knowing I can make any guy feel good just because I talk with him and can get any c*** I like in the room.

my drugs are my friends

Boy don’t be killing my vibe.

I know we’ve had some good times, and they have their own special place. I can promise you tomorrow, but I can’t buy back yesterday. When you breath, I want to be the air for you. When you get thirsty, I want to be the water for you. Where have...

Young girls should be encouraged to take n*** selfies and post them online as soon as they’re old enough to start developing breasts.