Hi there little people. Its sooo wonderful im here.

Katy Perry is Retarded. Lolllol. You are funny

The Jews rule our world. Christians are near to . but god picked the jews

I met corvallus at Slammers last night and bred his backsnatch and today I have all the symptoms of Chlamydia.

According to the law of attraction you picked your parents before you were born. You are one sick f***. Better luck next time.

Wolfe Blitzen in the situation room. We have breaking news out of China… From a reliable source quote “the chinky chinky commie zipper heads are dropping dead” at this very moment at what would seem an extremely alarming rate. From what? We have no f****** clue but apparently it’s Armageddon...

What?!? The Chinese are dropping dead!?!

Seriously? I haven’t watched the news in months since I cut the cable. Is it breaking news CNN and why are they dropping dead?

That sounds fucked. Describe the scene for me. Is there like mountains of bodies being shovels into mass graves with...

This year is a Rotta niir vlashkaad. Broken and lost things are to return. Scatard and fast fleeing emotion swept up in the summer snow. Zhlisgkadöshk ni’all dir mavakleshk

Every night I lay in bed wondering if you’re thinking of me at all.

I’m 23 and fully aware I will never own my own home. My boyfriend and I have been renting a place for 2 years, casually mentioning “once we have our own house” in our conversations. The prices just keep getting higher and with our, above average paychecks we are still...

i cant be the only one who needs to spend money when they go shopping w friends i ain’t trying to look and try on clothes w u girly i’m tryna buy s*** 😭😭 if u don’t like me spending money don’t look at me just turn around when i...

I just want to hug and kiss Jesus. Maybe that makes me a sick f***. I love Jesus so much.

“they were basically organic machines. That was their entire contribution.” you’re the reason they keep running pro-black commercials.

If you are balding and then keep the rest of your hair long your gross. I want to shave all balding heads… you just look scraggly, like homeless losers. Keep your hair short if it’s thinning, for God’s sake. It’s embarrassing.

JUNGLE BELLS JUNGLE BELLS, JUNGLE ALL THE WAY. OH WHAT F*** IT IS TO RIDE ON A SANTAS S-LAY S** SLAVE.

GHETTOBOTTING BISHBOT

I barely know you but youre all I want these days. its consuming every aspect of my life lately.

I want you in the worst way…..

Die piggy Lynn

guys i am literally sobbing she’s so OMG i’m so gay i cant do this anymore i hate having a crush i wanna kiss her so bad i’m crying why am i crying over a girl I CANT DO THIS GOD I HATE HAVING ONLINE CRUSHES I HATE THIS TOWN...

I feel so confused today. I pray and pray and the only answer is no. Jesus doesn’t want anyone to have a job. I wish someone would slap me.

Why do some people lie straight to your face, even when they know that YOU know they are lying!?!

Haha! 3 points for man hater.

I got trained and spitroasted by Neil Rogers, Phil Theecune and General Manager Nick Gerlipz at WIOD in Miami in 1995.

Phil Hendrie joined in one time but had such a small package and tiny amount of jizzlejuice I don’t even count it.

CORVY B

I wonder if my ex would secretly meet up just to talk. Yeah bb, i’m talking bout juuu.

I still love you babe.

I don’t think im gonna survive the night, my friends think im manic… I think im gonna die.

It’s been I think 7 years since we stopped speaking. I found the journal I kept when we were together and it was difficult to believe that I was the one writing those words, putting myself down constantly. My final words to you were wishing you well in the future....

I know english is not your first language but I wish you would feel comfortable enough by now to hold some conversation with me. Please. Id love to know u better.

Whatever ends up happening between us I hope you always remember me in some way. I’ll always remember you

Youre so much cuter up close. Pictures will never do you justice.

Its common courtesy to make eye contact. If you refuse ? Its creepy. Guns are everywhere. Being kind is never harassment or anything else. If you mope and drag your knuckles on the ground, hide your eyes, then you really are creepy.

my sister is a truly horrible person. Shes hurt me so much in recent years. I cant stand to be around her.

tired of it all. tired of having my expectations crushed week after week.

I always hate it real life though, when you get a group of women together, none of which interests me in any way at all, not physically, not emotionally, not anything, they might as well be a bunch of dudes cover I’m horse manure. I would never say that, but...

Why do people get angry at others who obviously want little to do with them?

That’s out of line. You can’t demand anyone be accommodating to you. You are not entitled to anything. Nobody is obligated to accomodate you.

Women need to learn that. If it were reversed, that’s considered...

The earth is a family. White people are the parents everyone else is the children. Sometimes the kids need a beatdown. Right now is one of those times.

I think hating a black person is wrong . there are wonderful people in Our society.

Many of them had no parents that loved or sacrificed for them,or had A dad that worked 2 jobs , to afford college for their children.

Many people (black and white) need...

No…. It’s a combination of looks and personality, mixed with how much she genuinely likes you. At least it is for me. Looks are important. Both ways. I want her to be physically attracted to me too.

I just had to sign off on a workplace harassment policy. I...

Honestly, I’m terrified I’m gonna die alone. I’m a shut in, I’m kind of unattractive, and I have a hard time talking to people. I’ve been in one relationship, it lasted two years before she broke it off with me for a man, saying she didn’t like girls. I’m extremely...