RE: I have never been able to keep a relationship because of having a micro pe.nis.
Small co.cks and pe.nis reduction surgery.
At age 11 I had a large co.ck and ejaculated frequently. It was over 7 inches long and large, thick and fat. It got rock hard and ejaculated across the room which upset mother. Mother had pe.nis reduction surgery done on me. Yes there is pe.nis reduction surgery. They reduced it to only two inches. Mother said it was supposed to be 4 inches but she is satisfied with the 2 inch result.
After the reduction surgery it no longer gets rock hard and doesn’t ejaculate very far. It now gets only a soft erection and I have to rub it a lot longer to get it to ejaculate. It is more like a large cli.toris. Mother said if I complain she will have the rest removed.
So I know what it’s like to have a tiny co.ck. It strains to reach two inches erect and never really gets erect. It only gets a soft erection. My sister said I will have a difficult time finding a girlfriend or wife.
If I drilla nigguh in the head he gon need some penacilin 🔧 🔨
Bob the Builder
i dont think i want to make it to 2020. as i passed my cabinets to get water i thought about how i could just take some pills from in there and not have to face anything else. im too much of a p**** to do anything though.
I just broke up with my mean (and probably cheating) boyfriend and there’s a few guys who seem to have a bit of a thing for me and one that definitely does and idk how to feel cause I like the attention and love but I’m just nervous
Would people buy Pictures of my feet?
I love torturing man’s navel. I punished my 17 year old son many times. Seems he actually enjoys the pain and wants to be tortured. I often like to finger his deep navel. He likes to take off his shirt and puts my hand over his belly. Caressing his belly...
I’m about to lose my mind. I am currently of age, I never had a job before, i can’t drive. Its pathetic. And i hate how my issues really get in the way. I can’t function in a normal environment without feeling extremely nervous. I freeze up so how can...
oh shut up. please.
like you know anything you retarded c***.
I understand i***** is a very taboo and scrutinized topic but thinking objectively, its just two individuals consenting to s**, wheres the harm in that?
I feel like im in a simulation.
I wish people would talk to me
I died laughing at the Whitley Strieber one! I guess that’s why they call the monthly breeding party CUMUNION!
– Corvallus
I used to like a girl alot but after few years I found out that she was lying to me about many things…that made me feel betrayed. We drifted away. We never dated but now I have realized that my love for her has turned into lust and whenever I...
My neighbor Aunt used to frequent our house and chat with Mom and others
at any awkward time. That day there was no one at Home except me. Sitting
in the drawing room I was jerking and was just about to c** and this
neighbor Aunt (she...
So my boss bought a new perfume and it smelt exactly like my ex boyfriend’s hairspray. All the bad memories with him are coming back to me every time I smell my boss’s perfume.
Hey, i have a real bad doubt. I knew this girl about a month ago, she’s cute and we kissed. But then, another girl starting sending me messages with her nudes, and I felt obligated to send mines back. I don’t feel comfy anymore and I don’t know what to...
Prestonian back in the house b******! Listen up y’all I just had some white lick my a******, in the middle of it I farted right on his damn face and sprayed some diarrhea in his face.
Afterwards I said sorry then farted in a pillow case and put it over...
00:00 01/01/2020
53 hours
Bank – haven’t checked NYE – no plans F***, squad: all in LDN this year D: Hours – no idea, may have got the numbers mixed up or something, I keep saying it’ll be fine and I don’t wanna go in AGAIN. At this...
I like to pull my nose hair to make myself sneeze. A bit weird I guess.
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My 6-4 230 lb well built black neighbor puts the d*** to an 18 year old buddy of mine, I’d like to let him know he can take me also.
I hate my mom so much. She’s a spineless, selfish idiot who lacks morals and principles. She only cares about pleasing my abusive father and she will throw her own children under the bus to satisfy him without blinking an eye. I legitimately want to beat her up and slap...
Handy Manny turns me on.
I just miss him. I want him back. I want him so badddd it hurts my bones. I was wrong and i wish i told you and let you know about my feelings but its late and i cant stop thinking and wanting you. I want to tell you. I...
Books Are Reuniting Two lost souls. Words have the power to tell anything and nothing. I can’t write down my feeling, because it’s worth nothing if it hasn’t been said first.
Do your n****** get hard when you sneeze? It just happened to me and I don’t know what to think. Maybe I’m just tired.
Everybody stop telling how incompetent I’m, f*** you b******, go die
She is beautiful, tho.
Grant Thompson (The King of Random) died recently. A legend. But have you thought about.. what if his death was planned? It was a paraglider accident. But what if the ones who took over the channel planned on sabotaging the glider? They can ask someone to do it too
I can’t become a bigger jackass about this. Nothing I want matters at all.
I’m jealous of my 4 year old niece. She got a Switch for Christmas! She’s f****** 4 years old?!
I asked for one, I mean I am 21 but at what age do you stop getting things you ask for?
I’m annoyed, cuz my mom is telling my...
I wonder what they do with the jolly ranchers, you know… afterward.
Well, I hope you’re both happy. I know this means something to you. I’ll just have to imagine.
I want to dress up as Santa and break into people’s homes.
I know my family thinks Die Hard is a Christmas movie but that isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to watch a Christmas movie. I meant like Santa Clause or Rudolf. I would rather watch paint dry than sit through this movie
I’m starting to feel like Religion isn’t real
Merry Jizzmas everyone and Seed-sons Breedings! May your holiday wishes come true tonight and Santa fills your BACKSNATCH with his thick milk! Holiday travellers yo still have time to deposit your HUMAN HORCHATA down my thirsty gullet TONITE sucking right now at Orlando International Airport in the utility room inside...
Hey retard….
First of all, I can believe you can’t think of a reason for men to exist.
I will give you one. It’s a big one too. Without us, there’s no more babies, and the human race ceases to exist. That’s a big one right?
Another one is...
People think I stay fit & attractive for men😂but really I’m not even s******* attracted to men at all🤷🏼♀️.
When your new black buddy stops thrusting and that feeling you get when you realize you have just been bred.
I’m not saying I hate one of my parents in particular, but if one day they divorced, I know who will I follow.
He was such an a******.He mocked me and called me names. He wasn’t a good online friend to me.So we stopped talking. He doesn’t give two shits about me anyway. So why do I have this udden urge to text him now? Especially after all this time? I know I...