A realistic overview of my third interview and general snapshot of life

(just gotta get this off and have the courage to look life in the eyes if I want to reach my goals)

So interview first

1. It was bad. The nerves got the best of me. It...

I’m male, but yesterday I watched a good looking around 14 hand bay mare get bred by the sorriest looking jack donkey I ever saw. They were in an open pasture and he just walked up, mounted and bred her, I felt embarrassed for her.

what the hell is a “boomer”?

You mean one of those fat explosive zombie from Left 4 Dead?

I am strong, healthy and vigorous.

Oh dear…

Deja vu?

Tak tak tak tak tak tak tak.

Lemme take those hands.

Put them on a dhol.

And you can play at my cousin’s wedding.

Trust, that itch is super baaad it needs a remedy.

It’s a civil matter.

How many times do I...

Tbh, I don’t really wanna teach dumb boomers how to use technology.

I mean, did you guys teach me how to be a good person and achieve goals?

Not really, I kinda learned that myself. Y’all are a pathetic excuse of generation to give anything to in my eyes.

There’s this girl that I would catch staring at me in class, glancing at me; pretending to be looking at some direction. At some point I heard she has a crush on me, but soon after I also hear that she has a boyfriend. I’m confused with this feeling since...

I***** is hot and anyone who disagrees just dosen’t get it or hates for haters sake.

i hate my life and it’s complacency. every day, every year, has been the same thing and almost everything irritates me now. talking to and maintaining relationships with people i “love” feels like pulling teeth now. i don’t know what i need to be happy. i am constantly the one...

What do we do that makes us feel impulsively glued to one another? What makes us feel like we deserve to be intertwined? whether im lying in your bed at 3am or im staring in to your fragmented eyes for.. well for what i said was the last time- you’ll...

How to stay single

Let’s get this straight, clear and to the point: I like being single.

Sure, you’re gonna get random feels for people now and then. Heck, that’s natural. But taking the plunge into a serious thang – that’s a lot of time, effort, money, emotional investment,...

I love him. 😣😣😣

If you are reading this I want to let you know that you are so amazing and are deserving of all the love in the world. You are worth so much. If things in your life don’t seem to be going well remember that there are better days to come....

Just another debt slave, rattling it’s chain.

There is a person in my life i hate so much and a couple of years ago i had a moment where i wanted to strangle her. I have neve had a murderous impulse before in my life and have been horrified. Then just last night, i had it again...

Watch out for the green-eyed monster.

I just s*** my pants at a restaurant. The waiter kept pushing the dessert and I said I DONT WANT ANY DAMNED DESERT! Just then I noticed him notice the smell. I hate my a****** lately.

Do you ever wonder if there is a way that one day someone will hack this site and identify us all, make us face ourselves. I do. Everyone is as flawed as we are though.

You hold so much power over me and you don’t even know…I reach out, hoping you feel that same way I do…yearning to wrap my arms around you, pull you close for a kiss and hopefully more…alas, all I have is a hole in my heart, a hurt that cannot...

I hate this feeling… This loneliness In my heart that would never go away. It intensified after you left me in the dark. Was it because I missed you or what, but I would never admit it in your face that I do. I regret everything that day. The risk...

I just fucked myself, a male, with a paintbrush and f*** me, that was one of the best orgasms I’ve had.

RE: I’m so ready for my wife Jessica to get a new pedicure I miss Licking on her feet and suckin her toes turns me on her feet are ruff from no pedicure during the winter my d*** is screaming for her feet!GUNNA NUT ON THE SWEET LITTLE PEDI FEET

There’s this guy I used to sorta date (long distance) and I just can’t do a relationship let alone long distance right now so I’ve just sort of broken off the relationship subtly but he’s pretty obsessed with me and keeps sending me messages and anonymous messages, I don’t know...

It would get that far you dirty ape

You’re basically a black b****.

Do you ever wonder if someone famous has admitted something tragic and disgraceful on here? Or possibly even a friend or family member?
I do. Just a random thought.

Always love discovering

-good BRITISH band

-indie/alt/rock – you get the genre

-exceptional song writing and intelligent lyrics

-amazing guitar riffs

-long songs that sound different than talking about girls, butts and clubs

-credible live set

To the Australian girl who asked me for some water, “Of course, baby, you...

I love girls.

I don’t actually do resolutions, never have, so just listing my priorities for near future, in order: (1) find someone to give me proper non-s***** spankings at least 1 to 2 times per month and preferably weekly because it not only is enjoyable, and head clearing/uplifting, it is a also...

I wish the fat, mini dicked white fool who plays the parts of Prestonian and the people who pretend to be interested in the Prestonian charachter, would enter a commited relationship with that other mini dicked fool who constantly pretends to be various predatory p******** women. Then you two repressed...

Prestonian, shut up you f***** n*****. This whitey would stick a Kabar right into th side your c*** sucker head. You f***** monkey.

Shut up you ugly retarded chimp. Lynch your f***** n***** a**.

When I add up what the woman would cost me, it’s ridiculous. Stereotypical gender roles appeal to me, ironicly.

people say when it’s that time of the month for girls they get emotional and what not, but for me I just get really h**** and feel like a can last for a long time in bed….
Xoxo a virgin 🤣🤣

I like a girl and then when she told me she liked me I just laughed I’m in 8rd grade and it’s embarrassing. She likes the office and softball 2 things I like but I’m really just to self conscious. I feel like my sister didn’t deserve the PlayStation she...

I once was very in love with this guy. He was my best friend and he still is. But things changed a lot ever since we confessed our feelings, we gave it a try but it didn’t worked out because he was too scared. We still talk from time to...

I work at Burger King and I really hate my manager. She weirds me out and makes me feel extremely anxious and uncomfortable every time I talk to her. She seems like a super pushy, overly friendly, and aggressive person. She bosses people around constantly and disrespects us by treating...

I love my mum so much. 💖 I miss her whenever we are apart.

I’m so ready for my wife Jessica to get a new pedicure I miss Licking on her feet and suckin her toes turns me on her feet are ruff from no pedicure during the winter my d*** is screaming for her feet!

You love me or you hate me. I can’t tell the difference.

I closed my rants with a v weird inebriated rant. Is cool.

I close my confessions now somewhat level-headed.

Overall, I had a great night.

People kept asking me if I was ok because I was riding solo or saying smile (dude I’m pensive af rn k? having a ball.)

just for 1 second. forget about everything. everything that stresses you out, makes you cry, insecure, mad and just breathe. its the first day of 2020 make it amazing, 2019 was hell i know but im done making my happiness based on silly things. im going to get my a**...