Guys who shave are so much hotter. Not just facial, I’m talking chest, p****, a**. Nobody likes hair in their mouth, and gimme something to grab that ain’t always rough, ya know?

At Lynx Central Station right now Handicapped stall draining all cummers FEED ME YOUR GROADY LOAD BOYS

Once upon a time I fell hard for a boy I met on the internet. He was 16 from New Jersey and I was 14 or 15 from Canada. He comes and goes from Facebook; we don’t talk any more. He wanted to spend NYE with me one year and...

Camila Mattoli is the most beautiful woman in the world

I love watching mukbangs

I’m 13 and I have a 5 inch d*** so like any logical 13 yr I searched up the average d*** size for an adult male and it’s 5.1, then I searched up the average d*** size for 13 yrs and it’s 3.5. I just turned 13 btw

HUFFIN that HUMAN HORCHATA, putting my lips to some LECHE LIZARD the One and Only CORVALLUS is C** CHUGGIN at HANKS BAR right now! I’m at the back of the outdoor maze GREAZED AND SLEAZED for your Gushing Gravy, COAT MY THROAT & BREED MY BACKSNATCH NOW! Fresh PIG SWEAT...

I can’t help the feeling that I’ve been withheld vital information that I should be informed of.😶
Do you ever get that random feeling?

I am so stressed about everything that’s going on in my life i feel so pathetic to the point that I can’t express myself and my thoughts and the way I feel

My mother would sometimes tell my kids (both are little and a bit unruly) that I am her ‘baby’. It makes me feel happy that I almost cry. I only see her once a week. I am scared that one day I won’t be able to see her because my...

I want that C** feed me your C** i want that C** my mouth is ready to s*** s*** s*** you dry UNLEASH YOUR GREASE DOWN MY GULLET I’m drooling thinking about all that steamy creamy JIZZLE JUICE coating my throat, oh make me your guzzle guy!

– CORVALLUS

The real 🌈Faggler® here! I may have Attention Deficit hyperactivity disorder and other mental issues.

Why does Katt Williams always look wet HAHA

Sometimes I randomly get very scared that no one will ever love me deeply because I’m too scared to open up to anyone fully. I can’t even open up to family members especially my mom, dad, and sister because they’ve all hurt me deeply in the past. Then I start...

Sometimes, right after I take a shower, I’ll do a few helicopter twirls in front of the mirror.

Actually I dont want you to confront anyone like that and while I do hate medlers especially if they're garbage who I dont even like have nothing to do with or want to be around, or never met. I hate people who put their 2 cents into anything and I...

I guess what I’m saying is it would really loss me off is people who are essentially useless to my life, less than useless, they provide nothing good to my life and haven’t since before I met you, they actually bring nothing but shot to my life really. You saw...

Anyone know any good High School final tips? Got mine coming up and wondered if anyone got some secret knowledge or tricks to passing with a B, A or A*
-Thanks

“what is going on?”

So, last month I got locked out.

This month I’m locked in.

Someone changed the lock to where I currently live.

I’m having a whale of a time chilling on my own.

Because honestly, when I have my own space I’m just a better...

This morning I woke up with a hard on that I found myself unable to go back to sleep, besides it was already 5:20am in the morning so I had only 25 minutes before getting out of bed. So, I knew the only thing I could do was enter the...

I want to d********* really bad and I’m really eager and needy. I don’t have a boyfriend and how I’m a Catholic too

I want a husband to f*** me and have many babies

Just cried after watching “I am Mother” in Netflix. It’s a Sci-Fi drama and I’m pretty stoned hearted when it comes to the movies, but the last scene made cry. Lol.

must.control.must.endure.must.control.emotions.

I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I know it’s a comedy.

You better have some of my soup Martina, I went to a lot of effort to make it and I’m f****** proud of it. If you don’t have any I’m going to be so f****** pissed off. I don’t care if I have to guilt trip you, you’re going to...

For the longest time I’ve been in-love with my best friend but was scared to tell her as I was worried our friendship would crumble. Just recently she admitted that she was in-love with me with tears in her eyes when we went out to a rooftop venue for New...

A guy called me cute and he’s well popular (but he’s alternative, not a chavy dickhead), he’s over 6ft and a big guy (not fat just big and strong looking, 100% my type) and now all I can think about is getting drunk with him and f****** him

Ngl the fact that a lot of people are interested in me makes me feel special, even if I don’t like most of them romantically or s******* and if most of them are fuckboys lmao

My friends f****** s***. My biggest pet peeve is being ignored and being talked over. I’m a human being, too. I have feelings just like you!

It literally just registered to me I am in one of the most beautiful cities/countries in the world.

I used to dreaaam about living here for a period of my life when I was a wee lass.

#onceinalifetimeopportunity
#makethemostofit
#howluckyami

And now I can!

I loathe myself so much that it makes me depressed, anxious, and angry at everything, everyday.

A somehow hard to explain feeling when as a guy, a big male dog gets his knot set and all you can do is stand a** to a** with him while he pumps his s**** in.

Isn’t Aubrey Plaza’s on-screen persona hilariously weird?

I kept watching YT vidz on loop last night.

Jokes

Sometimes our lives have to be completely shaken up,changed,& rearranged to relocate us to the place we are meant to be.🌬️

It’s the year 2020, we put people on the moon 51 years ago and yet we can’t instantly transfer money between Banks. WTF.

I miss you Jason A. Do you miss me?

There’s this boy I used to hate in my freshmen year of high school. Yet, slowly over time, I’ve started having feelings for him. Over time, I’ve realized he’s sweeter than he likes to let on. I’ve missed my chance though because now he has a girlfriend. It s****. I...

To: I stare at the computer screen until my eye blur. I suddenly feel a twinge to watch something, that I know will make me feel something
Me: I’m a male and I go to free p*** sites which you can access through Google, just type in whatever your...

You know, the hatred for men, because your an angry lesbian feminist with, let’s face it, p**** envy, you don’t like men at all right? Good, bad, whatever, you hate men, and the root of it, is you know other women, women you wish you had yourself, would rather be...

Eclipse tonight, time to get crazy baby!

(Just started cycle though so I’m in a very weird mood anyway so-)