I applied for a job at sprite of Halloween, I filled out my application with a knife and was hired on the spot. I told the associate about all my arrests and was made manager on the spot.
Jacob Goodnight
I strongly suggest that every kid be given an iPhone, to make!
Jimmy Carr, edge of comedy tour
Julie Martz mcconnellsburg pa is currently incarcerated. Online community listings state the following details regarding his status: • Location: He is listed as an inmate at the Fulton County Department of Corrections located in McConnellsburg, Pennsylvania. • Inmate Record: A reference his inmate ID as HY3457.
Julie martz is a total compulsive liar and a lot lizard that will screw any guy that comes her way. She had NO respect for anyone at all, not even her own family.
she is a very sick women with STD’s don’t trust her at all. She will stand there and lie to your face. she lives her life a lie. what a sad life to live.
She needs to grow up and STOP LYING
I met this nice girl and she said she had some first date questions for me.
Girl- Are you planning on getting married. Me- Sure Girl- What are you most insecure about? Me- Well if I was insecure about something then I wouldn’t be secure enough to discuss it on a first date and not in a public space like this where people can hear. Girl- You don’t say much. I need a guy who is open with me. So tell me what was your most humiliating experience? Me- looking stunned. Girl- C’mon what humiliated you the most? Well tell me, what was your most humiliating experience? Me- Well uh, uh. Girl- Answer me. Me- Then you’ll just ask me more questions about it and there’s no privacy here. Girl- No I won’t. Just tell me what it was. Me- Being circumcised. Girl- Smirk, smirk. Tongue in cheek. Wide eyes look delighted. Well that’s interesting. Girl- Was it painful to get your foreskin cut off? Me- Yes Girl- Yes what? How about complete sentences? Me- Yes it was very painful to get circumcised. It was agony. Girl- Didn’t they give you anesthesia? Me- no Girl- Tell me the whole story, not just one word answers. Use complete sentences. Now why didn’t you get anesthesia? Me- The doctor said because I was not a candidate because I had allergic reactions and it was too risky, but I think it was because Mother wanted it that way. Girl- Why did she want it that way? Me- Because she said anesthesia would just be a veil. It would deprive me of having the full experience. She said pain is a good teacher. She wanted me to experience the gift she was giving me. Girl- What was she teaching you? Me- to not abuse my birdie and to obey her rules. Girl- snorting and smirking. Oh I never heard it called that before. A ‘birdie’. So she had your ‘birdie’ cut? A ‘Birdie” cut and trimmed! LOL Me- Yes she had my birdie cut and trimmed. She said she had me fixed. Girl- How much did she take off of your little “birdie”? snickering and smirking Me- She had it stripped of all the foreskin. Girl- Oh poor little birdie, smirking. Was there a lot of foreskin? Me- yes Girl – I think we discussed using complete sentences, like yes there was a lot of foreskin on my birdie that mommy had cut off. Me- Yes there was a lot of foreskin on my birdie that Mother had cut off. She took it all. It went over the head and then there was more. Mother cut it all off. Girl- Did you cry? Me- Yes I cried, it was very painful. Girl- Did you beg? Me- Yes I begged. Girl- Did she have anything else ‘fixed’? Me- She had my bird ‘fixed’. Girl- Did she fix your birdie eggs too? Me- I still have my birdie eggs. Girl- so she didn’t castrate you? You still have your birdie eggs? Me- Correct, I was not castrated, only circumcised. Girl- Tell me what you begged, what did you say? Me- I begged them to not cut it and I promised I would never touch it again. I promised to be a good boy. Girl- OH that’s so sweet. Was your “birdie” erect when they cut it? Me- Yes at first but then it went soft after they started cutting it. Girl- How long did it stay hard? Me- I’m not sure, maybe a minute. Maybe two minutes. Girl- Did you scream when they cut your ‘birdie’? Did you beg them to stop? Me- Yes I screamed and begged them to not cut it but they cut it anyway. They put a rubber plug in my mouth so they didn’t have to listen to me. Girl- So you were strapped down with you ‘birdie’ sticking up in the air waiting to get circumcised? Me- Yes I was in restraints and I couldn’t move. Girl- Tell me more. Tell me about it and stop holding back. Were your legs strapped open and your ‘bird’ sticking up? Me- Yes my legs were spread open and strapped down with my erect bird sticking up and straps around my legs, a belly strap, and arm, wrist and chest straps. The put a band around my head so I couldn’t thrash about. They put a catheter up my erection impaling it on a Foley catheter. Girl what was the most humiliating? Your begging? Me- Well there were student nurses there and I was circumcised in front of them while they watched, asked questions and participated. They also took pics. Girl- Ah so you had an adoring audience and some of them have pics of your special event. Me- yes my Mother and Sisters also watched me getting circumcised. Girl- Training for nurses is important. Me- That’s what Mother said. Girl- Mother knows best! smirk Me- Yes she does. Girl- How long did it take? Me- I’m not sure. At least and hour and maybe two. They took their time. They took breaks. They prolonged it. Girl- So you squirmed and cried for an hour? Me- Do we have to discuss this here? You said you wouldn’t ask any questions. Girl- Just answer me. This is fascinating. No one is listening. Did you squirm and struggle for the whole time? Me- Yes I couldn’t move much at all. Girl- What did you think about while they took breaks? Me – I just wondered when it would be over. I wanted it to be over. Girl- Did you think about the pain? Did you really feel the pain. Me- Yes the pain was everywhere. My birdie was so burning and so raw. Girl- Did you get the full experience your mommy wanted you to have? Me- Yes I got the complete and full experience. Girl- Was it a gift like your mommy said? Why are you hesitating? Was it a gift from mommy to have your ‘birdie’ snipped and clipped? Did she do the right thing? Me- Yes it was a gift from mommy to have my birdie snipped and clipped. Mother did the right thing. Girl- Did she give you want you deserved and needed? Me -Yes I got what I deserved and needed. Girl- Did you lie to mommy after that or did it teach you to tell the truth? Me- I told her the truth and I obeyed her rules. Girl- are you going to lie to me? Me- I’ll tell you the truth Girl- Are you going to obey my rules? Me- I don’t know what your rules are. Girl- You’ll learn my rules. They are a lot like your mommy’s rules. Me- Mother has a lot of rules and harsh punishments. Girl- When were you circumcised? Me- I was 12. Girl- That’s delightful. This is fascinating.
Some girls are given love and a baby to adore by a man. I was given torture and r***. I was given a stingy man . a man that no one wants.
Why was I forced into this nightmare??
He might be my bf. But I feel forced to be with him. I have nothing but regrets right now . I wish I had never met him.
He has never offered anything . he refuses to share anything with me. Pays for nothing . anything he does do ..I...
I wish someone loved me enough to have given me a real diamond engagement ring. And a family of my own. I don’t have either.
I really shouldn’t have to ask a bf to buy me a Real diamond engagement ring if he wanted to marry me.
It’s...
I wish I had some one normal . a traditional relationship. I just wish I was cared about. I m tired of excuses. I just am. I want someone to fight to keep me in their life. A man who doesn’t quit when things go wrong . a man that...
If only I could marry Nikki Haley. I could get her to shut the f*** up. She would stay in the kitchen and bake my cookies.
☕ I want a baby with you. 😊😇😇 It would be beautiful, like you. 🤝💙💙💙
Okay! That’s enough of this website. 😅😂 Smh
I feel disposable. idk whats wrong with me
my c*** craving is getting more severe.
I really need to organize my home . its sooo messy. I need better storage ideas and hacks to make my home shine .
Is it normal for a man to invite 5 African Americans to his apartment for cocktails and then allow them to have i********** with his a*** and mouth? Corvallus Winslow sure seems to think so!
Here is my recipe for cornflakes. Fill a bowl with sugar frosted flakes. (they’re great!). Sprinkle 3 tablespoons of sugar over the cornflakes. Pour some sweetened almond milk over the cornflakes. Enjoy. Add more sugar to taste.
Im in agreement. I also feel racism is being pushed . wish it wasn’t
I wish I also was invited out places . but most people fear me. They fear the people In the shadows in my life. So Im alone more often than not . I miss being with friends. Feels like a long time ago. Years since people cared about me.
Maybe you need to make new friends. You seem like a sweet person. I hope new people will bless you with new friendship. I know how hard and lonely life can be . I hope you will find that you aren’t alone .
I hope your heart heals from the valentine break up. My best friend also just broke up with her guy. She really loved him . he just couldn’t let go of his wife who died 2 years ago. My friend really loved him. He just didn’t love her. Hes in...
Lololol , no need to fear hackers or Italian Sicilian pizza. Or pineapples. its all good. Heroes to the rescue. ❤❤❤.
Some yoo hoo drinks With that great Sicilian pizza is wonderful. Only an idiot would say no to that yoo hoo.
Lord Jesus please don’t let the Commies shut down this website. We need it to let off steam.
Please stop, your making me look bad.
WAS YOUR MOM PREGO WITH YOU WHEN SHE WAS EIGHT? DID YOUR 60-YEAR OLD FATHER R*** HER AT SEVEN? F****** FAT UGLY P***
you were in the wrong but im the one who feels bad? nah. f*** out of my head and my life m***********. youre not worth worrying about. youre dead to me. im erasing you
Golden retrievers are delicious
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He went from being extra cautious during s**, as in wouldn’t do me without a condom AT ALL ‘even if we were dating’ <- his words, to suddenly 'how mad would you be if I just nut in you'. He started off not wanting a baby EVER and suddenly he's...
Being an unfriendly person who is white and living in a neighborhood where I’m the racial minority kinda s****. I’m not mean, but I avoid people to the point where it’s noticeable and I don’t smile often. I feel like people probably think I’m racist. I need a shirt that...
Hi, so you want to love in a world of froot loops? You want sunshine and rainbows?
That doesn’t sound very good to me. It’s too extreme in one direction. Society would fall to pieces without real men.
shut up, bible thumper. you’re a moron.
Im attracted to men opposite my skin color . or a few shades darker than me . I love the contrast. I dunno why. I just am.
I think he fell in love with my heart . my beautiful heart . I wish I was s***. I think I might be to him . but I don’t think so in my eyes .
I just wonder why my older man wants me. Im really not that attractive yet . im working on it . but eh, not there yet.
I gotta say, hes a sweetheart of a man . older men are H O T. Mature ,kinder , loving .
My future husband is 67. He thinks he needs a job. But he needs to retire , but we have no money . im 54. I love him. He lied about his age . I didnt know he was much older than me.
Shop at target
It’s illegal to be white, shoot them in the back like in Ukraine
the fucktard scumshit this site, end yo self
Spicy, spicy, spicy. 🫣😋
I need your help. Nikki Haley is running against me for President. I need someone to confess that they fucked her. We must destroy this b**** before she can destroy America.
So does anyone know about turning your phone sideways to see when a post was made? I forgot about that feature.
For??