I think my sister wants me to f*** her p****

It’s dumb, but I still miss nonavian dinosaurs and I’m partly contemptuous that they died out while birds still live.

A penguin is a joke compared to a Tyrannosaurus rex.

And don’t even get started on how we eat tasty chickens when their ancestors ate ours.

Everything always all of the time is all about perception and reaction and understanding and intelligence in every aspect of everything everyday ALWAYS. Why do you think everything is so heightened now? It’s because of the way exposure we all have due to the internet. Due to “political correctness” Everyone...

A is my best friend.

text me 318 * 545 * 6266 I wanna read what you’ll do to my bombass backsnatch, this sleazy sissy hole is being worked with my vibe, help me climax and I’ll eat my own salty shake

TEXT ME NOW

– Corvallus

Stop confusing pleaceful sleep with death.

They are not the same. With sleep you breathe in trance, with death you choke and body turns to cold stone.

Sometimes feel ilke a burden

yo AL I am over you and already moved on. I’m already gone!

Dear females, why do some of you want an hourglass figure? I have one and to be honest it can be a pain when it comes to clothing and sizes. Skirts either fit around the waist but rise to high because of your thighs or it will come down at...

I regret never asking my ex for nudes

She was a big tiddy goth, and her nudes could have been some high quality fap material ;_;

i have a crush on this girl her names tam she can get it tbfh

i wish people would get over the valentine thing. it’s just a commercial ploy. it doesn’t mean anything except suckers spending more money than usual to get the same s** every other day

Question: Can your love for someone turn into lust?

I just want to move on. I have too many failings to rectify.

I don’t get you. You said you love me but why are you denying me? You said you’re single but why don’t you let other people know. Why do you still tell them that you’re still in a relationship with your ex? Why can’t you let them know that we’re...

I have a feeling that today evening is going to be a great time.

I feel as if my best friend hates me. We are in grade school, so we still have to ask our parents to come over. So for the last couple weeks we got some mondays off. I ask her if I can come over. She says that her parents say...

Just thinking about a few more ways I fucked that up.

50 shades of cringeworthy

Fun Fact: Beer has no sugar because the sugar coming from the yeast turns to alcohol.

I will eat mushrooms gathered by me daily

My Mother Goddess can kick your father god’s b***!

I quit the games I’m playing before I loose, therefore I never loose.

nobody loves me to say they care on a season like this

recently when i talk w my bestie, i have this moment, where i thought that, how good would it be if we’re a pair; must’ve been happier than what we are now. does this mean i actually started to like him? but he’s not my type… what is wrong with...

I wish the doctor gave me the giant piece of earwax he just removed. It’s and it’s impressive!

I hate anything that isn’t instant. I don’t want to wait for stuff.

I wish I knew if people were single or taken without asking

She always goes on about how bad her skin is, but I never noticed. I’ve been close friends with her for years and only ever saw her as the most beautiful person I know. I try to tell her that, and I hope she believes me

is it just me or listening to stories of guys complain about other girls who have treated them bad makes u wanna also treat them badly?

Kinda s**** because sometimes I want a relationship but the thought of being in one disgusts me. I don’t understand why. I got asked out yesterday by a friend of mine and it made me feel panicky and gross for some reason. I get the same feeling when people flirt...

SHEBEEF lovers holla!!

Share in the comments your favorite tgals with them Big Dicks!

I love AngieTS in Miami off Calle Ocho and 17 av, what a pounder!

2 DICKS IN MY A**, THREE DICKS IN MY A**. FOUR DICKS IS ENOUGH BUT F****** FIVE DICKS! FIVE F****** DICKS! LETS GO FOR SIX.. SEVENNNNNNN

I have a blood fetish with my own blood. I love my blood😜🩸

Black and white
Green or grey
Blue knows Red
OR SO THEY SAID

People who have good grades in highschool and get honor roll and achievements, usually that’s where their life peaks. Most people don’t get much farther than that. Then they throw it all away with alcohol and drugs. Society is strange.

To be honest, I dunno why I’m angry. I know marital life is not for me, knowing my path and my short life I highly doubt I have a soul mate out there. Aside from that, my high libido and my philia for B*** ain’t helping my case either and...

I don’t know how you can make a completely unreasonable request and act like it’s completely reasonable.

I admit I’ve made some crazy requests, but here’s the thing… I’ve admitted they are f****** crazy.

Have someone drive you through the car wash while you’re stoned. It’s honestly magical.

What time is it?