I know some confessions here are fake, but I like the really hot ones written to turn on readers. I get wood easily, jack, stroke, drip, ejack, nap.
Dang, I legit need to experience some spontaneous passion. Please pull up.
A dickted to pan tees. Silkies, bikini, scented, so hot. Sniffing, wearing, squirting off.
It was a wild first time for him. I needed to help him glide his unexperienced cream pie nozzle in my pie pan. Moments later he was stirring away. The look on his face when he squirted. He asked can we make another cream pie. I replied sure lets bake another one. Took him longer this time. He asked why did take longer. I lied to him saying I’m not sure, but it was really fun filling up that pie pan again.
Kaylie J π
I wanna hook up with an German guy while he speaks angry German at me
Im so disappointed in you right now after tonight.
I feel a tingling on some parts of my body, and am worried about it.
How long until we see Ai generated child p***?
when you treat me bad. dismiss me like you often do it completely ruins the good memories and times I have of you and with you. And I hate it does so much. I dont want to be mad at you but you leave me no choice at times.
every week you treat me differently and I cant take it anymore. Be consistant. please. youre hurting me so deeply. Youre destroying my mind and self esteem.
Blacks and Whites alike go to jail and convert to Islam because the Islamis get better food in jail.
is that you checking on me, worried, mad, I might be checking on you too? How dare I? when it’s still your favorite past-time? Maybe when you realize how full of contradictions you are, you’ll quit acting like you’re just being human, when you are only a hypocrite..
Can February March? No but April May
Simply confess Jesus is Lord. Then listen to Joel Olsteen. You well have blessed life.
Ok Charlie Brown ! Sir
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What do you call a belt made of watches?” “A waist of time.”
feminine urge to share my # without my parents knowing π
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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.π
Just turned 23, and still living the same as I did as a kid. Can’t maintain friendships or find a relationship. I’m too socially awkward. Well, guess I’ll keep enjoying the games and shows. Enjoy that single, lonely life… I guess π
I would like to cook for you sometime. ππ I do my best expressing in the kitchen.
I don’t know the advantages of passive income
I don’t want the financial independence
I don’t want to develop multiple incomestream to improve my financial security
All I do is to just show off to bunch of people who don’t even follow me in my social media presence.
I am so tired I spelled 1 as “wone”
I’m on Twitter with 0 followers
I’m on insta with 0 followers
I’ve no Facebook fan page, if I had one I don’t think I would have got any likes
I am engaged in my works 12 hrs a day, and hardly interact outside my work
I almost follow same...
you know what. for now i dont care about world problems. or how this and that is bad, or how this and that needs to be improved, how blah blah blah is bad these days and how the past was bettter. shut the f*** up and let me escape for...
I want to tell my mom I’m breaking the cycle, but then I’ll get the guilt. But my kids stomp around the house and up and down the steps. They’re not light footed bc they’ve never had to be in my household. They don’t get yelled at or in trouble...
Ive been called to challenge the status quo, that is my destiny
I wish I had really thick and dark eye lashes . maybe someday . I hope .
Speaking of eye shadow. I wish I had eye lash extensions .
Prayers sent for all Vietnam vets. May God be with you.
Who let the dogs out. I said whoooo let the dogs out. Woof woof
I love to eat p****
Im a little nervous about China and USA . I somehow doubt either side would surrender in war. I think we might be entering into the end of the world. I dunno. I hope not. But no guarantee. America built the monster china. It might just bite them back ....
Relapse you stupid d***
F****** hate liberals!! F****** hate trannies!!!
Why are eggs so expensive? Maybe God wants us to eat more corn.
STOP TRYNA BE SOMEONE ELSE, YOU FUCKEN USELESS S*** WORTHLESS P***. DO U HAVE BIPOLAR AND UNABLE TO SLEEP THE WHOLE NIGHT? FUCKEN S***
i prefer homemade chips and salsa i canβt tell if im the p*** homo animal lover or if itβs little s*** a** smoking by the shed?
I cant wait to see u tomorrow my guy.
I want to party. Ok, but seriously, it sounds funny but like I am so done with my simple life. I’m homeschooled and have like no friends because of it but look I’m an extrovert! I want to have a bunch of friends and get drunk and hook up with...
I’m petty enough to hope his next gf is perfect but her head game is f***ing wack.
Hey heather you f****** yuppie t*** get back from another vacation and visit your aunt you selfish c***
Is it so wrong to want a true real diamond engagement ring ?
As a woman ? I shouldn’t need to ask. Call me crazy, but a man ..a real man should know it.
Im a lady. I ask nothing but what I give In Return ....