Who ever creates birth control pet food will be a billionaire in the first year. Too many stray dogs and cats.

Thank you God for helping me out.. I really wanted to return the amount asap with which my friends has helped me during my lows.. you empowered me with the energy where I could help myself out to return them it in expected time. I will take care of the...

Well that was funny.

I walk in to this pizza place to make a delivery.

Nobody’s around and the stereo is blasting out that Katy Perry Song “III’m Craaaaa-shing From The Hiiiiiigh” and I thought to myself “f*** her voice I g******* annoying….”. It was right at that part.

Just...

You too SIr

I want to shoot all the scumbags on this site.

so do people sign their confessions now to prevent that f****** crazy woman who’s hung up on “natasha” from hijacking confessions and quoting them out of context?

OCD?

I love you mj

I can’t sleep 😴, I just can’t.

i think that jordan peterson is a real turd telling young men to act like animals. it will damage the world. its evil. after hearing that out of his own mouth I thought this guy should be less famed. when there are other things to do with your day like...

Man, 1980’s sitcoms were always romantic love. Even when there was no lyrics, like Taxi. You could feel it in the music and the lyrics. Family Ties for example. Even when I was kid, I watched family ties only because my mother watched it, I didn’t hate it but it...

Jesus take the wheel.

i only get off to h*****

I hate the new trigun too ;(

I’ve been contemplating suicide while in college, this s*** kinda f****** me up. In 1st semester and I’ve just quit my job to do school but i just cannot sit down and focus for the life of me, it’s causing my mental health and grades to suffer and I’ve thought...

OCD?

What’s wrong with y’all?? Sheeeesh.

THE DUMBSHIT WHO CONSTANTLY POSTS WORD SALAD THAT SPELLS NAZI AND ABCDEFG ACRONYMS NEEDS TO BE SHOT. SASUGA A EUROPEAN A*** HEAD.

i love her so f****** much.. but i cant have her. shes already with that phony. i want to kill him. he’ll never treat her as good as i will. one day she’ll be mine. – A

You shouldn’t have.

Glory to Russia!

F****** DISGUSTING PEOPLE SUCKING C**** AND EATING P**** YOU’RE EATING ALL THAT PEE STAIN AND SMEGMA ROTTING CHEESE

i just realized that all of my friends are fluent in a second language or have english as a second language IM A FAILURE OMG ???

Oh for christ’s sake, why do you care if cartoon characters are 18+ if they “date” each other. Get a life, morons.

It is Sunday morning. Have you told Jesus you love him today. He loves you even though you are a p************.

im playing with my p**** with my bedroom door wide open. i want to look like a really h**** s*** for my dad if he walks by, what else should i do besides just m*********?

OCD?

Its 3:45am. I can’t sleep. I have extreme C-PTSD. I just can’t sleep tonight . I wish there was a cure. I don’t know how to cope. I was tortured and raped by a sadistic demonic creep.

Sleep? Is a luxury or a treat I get very little of....

Im super Bored And in need of friends 😂 So Heres some info about me Im 14 About to turn 15 next month my name is ella I love snacks , reading and movies My fav tv shows are Supernatural and raising hope My fav music artists are Type O...

I’m not sure why, but whenever I inflict pain on small animals or see other poeple suffering and/or in pain, it makes me laugh. I was never too sure why but I’ve always atleast smiled at my screen when i see stuff like that.

I’m not sure why, but whenever I inflict pain on small animals or see other poeple suffering and/or in pain, it makes me laugh. I was never too sure why but I’ve always atleast smiled at my screen when i see stuff like that.

I love you you gorgeous f***** s***

bang your c*** bang it on the side of a porcelin bowl.

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon

you served me last night Alex and id love to service you f****** cutie

I need love, I need him
malachi I really liked you and I still do but you broke my heart and I know you’ll do it again

I really liked you, I still do. It’s hurts to remember you,seeing you walk past me like we’re nothing hurts just as much. I’m sorry if we were moving too fast,I wish we could start over. Everything reminds me of you, come back
Please
-m

Yeah, I do cook my own meals. It’s pretty f****** good too. You throw that out there as if you’re flinging dung at me or something. What is a wallaby? Is that an admission that you are in fact a martian space alien? I believe there’s a few of you...

Fetch me a sammich b****. Your place is in the kitchen. And don’t be stingy with the mayo.

When I was 11yo I discovered my mom’s and my 2 older sisters bras and p****** and nylon night gowns. And wondered why boys underwear were uncomfortable and plain and girls were satin and nylon and very comfortable and colorful. I borrowed a few pairs of my sisters p****** to...