I dont think of you when I’m with anyone. For all I know you’re dead.

As much as I don’t want to label my negative feelings towards my older sister I something just really feel it’s hate. She’s such an a**. If she tells me to do something and I don’t run to get in done withing 0.5 sec of her having told me she...

Why not? What if it got that far into the relationship he went and got tested for everything under the sun before you did anything and he stayed faithful? Its not like anything remains there. We do shower.

There’s very few women out there I would go and get...

If a guy isn’t a virgin I immediately loose interest in him, its just an “ew” feeling.
I couldn’t be with them because of that.

I see you PETERGAZING!
STOP IT!!!

I have the perfect pair of diamond hoops for you

Seriously, give me your initials and I’ll tell you what I think. If Im being honest, you have a better shot of a positive reaction from me if you are old school. You could be any number of women. I haven’t very many positive thng from my mid 20’s on,...

Nope. I say keep it the way it because yeah, it is fucked up and not very good but you need to teach that troll who forced them to do it with the spam bots, that this is what happens when you drive s*** into a cliff. This is why...

I dont know, I know A LOT of women. What are your initials as I know them and I’ll tell you? Im sure I think about you. Couldnt tell you if its good or bad. Its depends. Initials?

I hate SJWs so much. Next time you call me a “person of color” I’ll slap your ugly face. And stop with that “cultural appropriation” s***, people have the right to enjoy my culture as long as they’re respectful towards it. You’re no one’s knight, you just annoy everybody. You’re...

My boss is such a dink. It’s nothing specific he said or did, although he is a cheapo he’s just an irritating dink with ears. I hate forcing myself to be around people I dont like personally for anything. He’s like my old boss’ son or my old boss’ daughter....

Hey Lokesh, I’m over you. Goodbye. I had a crush on you. But it’s over. Good luck.

The Covington kid couldn’t even help the Native American out that just try’d making peace between the two party’s…. 250 mill, genocide, racism…. God will definitely smile upon you’re arrival 🤭 the only reason you got paid is because people read the situation wrong 🤭

Even my dog is more successful than me now .
I think I’ll go stand in front of a bus

A**-to-mouth!

Chinese schizophrenic trash, kill yourself. We don’t care about your neverending hallucinations or your miserable life of eating c**** or your schizophrenia and retardation. #Nuke china #Kill down syndrome ugly trash chinese terrorist shits #Deport the chinese shits back to china #Make a global deadly virus that kills only the...

Would love to puncture my vein with an exacto knife.

By all means bring it. I think you’re a powerless coward and its all talk anyway but whatever. I want you to bring it.

It would be the biggest mistake you ever make. I dare you.

F*** you

I just keep thinking, politics aside, that the feds in Portland are complete pussies. Supposedly h******* guys with military tactics, no regard for morality, the best gear on the planet, opponents with sticks and shields made out of garbage cans, and they keep getting forced to retreat, can’t keep a...

I think I would agree to that if she was “A” and there is no connection to her husband. I would take (and give) what I could get. As weird as it is.

K, no. I couldn’t uwith her under any circumstance

Looking to get some manbutt cornholio triple og bootyhole cheekbusting big Mike beastly backsnatch breeder deep diccing in ya dun ta duns petergazed & pecker pressed p********

2020 CHEEKBUSTED CLARK/JIZZLE JIM VOTE TODAY

Brighter the light, darker the shadow
Darker the night, brighter the stars

I hate the way people now, imply the act of reporting corruption is now just sheer conjecture, and conspiracy theory, weird science rather then recognizing that conspiracy is naturally part of corruption often.

Hey Hey Ho Ho You gotta make that JIZZLE Flow

S*** it on Slurp it on Drain it on down Spurt that JIZZLE all the way round

Good to see even the libs have now woken up to the facts Republicans have been talking about since long back and now will be voting for Trump for us to round up these ugly yellow terrorist fucktard tiny ill head chinese and send those parasites back to China and...

just got back from Walmart and all y’all need to do some introspection, too much petergazing going on, and I know most of y’all ain’t gay

they literally made a s***** homage that’s NOT AT ALL what i’ve been through. It’s crazy. Catfish caco

I wonder if watching so many fraught relationships has really taught me anything.

Ok then . I’ll let things be .

Kinda creepy you’re still hacking my phone tho

Of course it has. I pray for your death daily.

Can you do my a favor and could you just shut the f*** up about it, please and thank you? Can you do that? That would be great. Thank you.

I want you. I want you. I want you. It was an abuse me b****. I can’t stand it anymore does it have to f****** mean something? You are gorgeous I’m attached to you I don’t care if you’re a sociopath no one’s asking you to f****** marry me are...

Yea I fucked the hell out of Ashleigh’s c***. She thought I was done but there was so much slop down there that I b*** fucked her a** for a third c** inside her nice lil body without any added lube!!!

I know you fucked Ashleigh . Straight my a**
Who cares if it will work long-term? What is your problem b****? I like you , you like me ..,Just f****** take me.

Ok I’m drunk with friends so I’m
Texting. You now …,,calling possibly

I’m feeling suicidal. I’m tired of it all. All I do is try and try and try and it’s never good enough. My wife is a b****. I’m always being questioned and put down at home and work and I have no social life. Everything just f***** s**** and I...

I’m doing ok now, but still think about you occasionally …from a distance of course, in accordance with your wishes .

Do you ever tire of playing games ? Sorta sad isn’t it not being able to truly feel any level of human emotion ? :(. Still miss you...

certain levels of glamorized child abuse when its just basic living. sorry, but over hearing a bit of s***** tv content (not p***) or getting a glimpse of a accidental bit of n***** in a small family home is someone normal. I am sick of apologising over s***. I only...

need a punk tonight to willingly give up his boipussi for my juicy jizzlestick! I wanna wreck your rump & leave u creamed like your Daddy only dreamed of!

– CORVALLUS

S*** MY JIZZLE STICK WITH ALPACA GREASE! YOUR LIPS ARE THE GATEWAY TO ECSTASY! FEAST ON MY SPUNKY SENSATION!

– CORVALLUS