I miss the accent.
Nothing will ever be that cute.
Sigh

I think if administration just IP banned the one gay on this site, the person who goes by the name “Corvalius”, just by doing that, you would be killng Corvalius and every other “user” on here that it pretends to be. The Chinese hater, that stupid queer n*****, the other...

A***!

B**** don’t forget us PANSEXUALS if you are gonna be a hater be an equal opportunity one

– CORVALLUS

That doesn’t sound very romantic. You know what’s better than your wife doing a G Spot slimer on your face? The Hershey Chipits desert treat from Pizza Hut that Im eating right now

TO; a guilt.
I would love to taste your c**.
Why is my c*** long and skinny when I j******* but long and fat when I’m f****** her holes?

I am not h**** at all. I’m thinking “Bucatini in sausage marinara? Maybe some garlic bread” while I rock Sabbath on guitar.

Actually reading the posts on this board doesnt help. I might be impotent for a month after that read. How do you droolng homo knuckle draggers manage to...

Yeah you might be right, that doesn’t mean you get to be an a** hole
Few things
ask yourself do you want to be right or do you wanna be happy?
bet your really fun to live with NOT
finely have fun being right alone in...

Do evil people KNOW they’re evil? Or do they make excuses for their behavior..?🤔

We see what we want to see.

now i’m sad

Um.. I’m pretty sure a lot of people have s** everday. You’re not special lol. Sit the f*** down.

God, I hate everyone. I hate people like that idiot who tried to cutely dismiss white privilege and s*** on BLM. I also hate the idiots who see racism in everything. Not everything is about race, Jackasses. Bruce Lee got his a** kicked in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood...

If you accuse someone of privilege because they’re white. Isn’t that judging by the color of someone’s skin? George Floyd was a f****** scumbag 6 time felon.

We don’t have to try
To think the same thoughts
We just have a way
Of knowing everything’s gonna be okay
We’ll laugh till we cry
Read each others minds
Live with a smile
Make it all worthwhile
Make it all worthwhile

No real man should ever be putting anything up his a**. I agree.

Anyome who disagrees is a f*****. There is no way around it. That ncludes your girlfriends finger. You’re a f*****

I love feminism because I’m heavily invested in men becoming obsolete. Thanks ya walking d****

You truly are one of a kind
I miss you

I get off on publically s******* humiliating women who wont sleep with me. I manage to get ahold of their nudes and then spread them across the internet with their names and/or screen names attached to them. The last girl who offended me by thinking she was too good for...

i believe telepathy is real…

hi daddy! i love you daddy!

i believe telepathy is real…

i want ur c*** daddy!

I am gonna try not to think about s** until I actually get to the point where I’m not gonna be a total virgin.. 🙁

I have so many deep dark k**** nasty things going on in my mind…

And as a young teen girl who wishes she could...

I just want to be his girl again.. 🙁

one of my best friends is so hot and ugh i want him to fck me so bad but like i can’t? because im prettyyyy sureeee he likes me but if i do that ill give him the wrong idea so yeah. i obviously wont, since his feelings matter just...

Universe please fix this…

Hahaha! why all these violnt d*** and ball haters on here?! Is it my ‘I love women” post? I do. Wow, do I ever love a good woman. Why the hell are you so angry? What the hell?

I love women. Haha!

If he ever said anything you didn’t like kick him so hard in his junk that he vomits blood. he’ll deserve it all.

I would kill myself immediately if I woke up one morning to the extinction of women. Can you imagine how badly that would s***?

There is no substitute when it comes to certain things.

Yo Corvallus where you getting your backsnatch worked lately? Have you had any luscious loads or bristly fragrant bushes? How is Alfredo and Bernardo? You’re the Jasper Johns of j***. The Naruto of niggercocks. The Brando of backsnatch.

Robert Hamburger

I agree people ARE rude. Idiotically rude.

I delivered to a restaurant today, there’s a woman working there now, started 2 weeks ago, she was at another restaurant about 6 months ago, she was let go. She says “they couldnt afford her” I think they just got sick of listening...

I hate internet, we all look/sound so pathetic online

JIZZLE JUICE GANG squad up! HOLLA here and lemme know what you’re juicing with!

Wishes to be granted by 4 Face Buddha:
Chen Jianfeng doesn’t want to add & confirm my friend request on his WeChat account.

Chen Jianfeng doesn’t want to continue & be in boyfriend girlfriend relationship with me.

Chen Jianfeng wants to break up & end boyfriend girlfriend relationship with...

Well that’s reassuring.

I always wanted to believe that I was different, that I was somehow this “perfect” girl that a lot of guys would want.. I always wanted to believe that I had kinks and s***** fantasies that nobody would ever think is normal.. but now I know that’s not true.. I...

How much to beat up my ex?

Why do women date ugly guys?

I want him back. I hate that I let other people try to make me against him.. 🙁 When he was all I wanted before.. And I questioned myself, if it was real and if I really loved him and if I really want him back.. I know nothing will...

I agree.

But I DO love her. I always have and if I had a shot I would like to get together and talk or whatever. Whatever. I’d do it.

I think she would be one of those people in my life, given us, what (little) we had, the circumstances, it didn’t...

Where’s my daddy? 😞

Huh? Where are you?

Why aren’t you here?

Maybe you’re looking for me too.. Maybe you’re sitting there crying wishing you can find ur little girl/ princess/ whatever you want to call me but ur not looking hard enough.

I am right here in...