I was a good friend to you too, and got s*** on repeatedly. But that’s crap I get demonized and pushed away again simply because you found someone else to talk to now . I love you but that’s bs

Don’t know why I put all that out there now I’m kinda embarrassed

What is love?

Oh baby, don’t hurt me..

Don’t hurt me..

No more..

Does it really make a difference if things end with an act of charity if that’s how they began ?

I like simple pleasures like butter in my a** and lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something I enjoy. Call me crazy, call me a pervert

– CORVALLUS HADERACH (PTA was quoting me!)

y0u DoNt wAnT t0 b3 h3r3

i miss you but you don’t miss me. i’m sorry. we were lying to ourselves.

YOU DON’T WANT BE THERE

Right back at ya

If you asked me whether did I want to stay in this family? Sorry, nope. Why am I born to suffer? It’s a distorted world.

To all the queers on here talking about “fragrant bushes” wth does it mean?

Don’t miss tonight’s YERRRRRRRSday edition of Desus & Mero 11pm ET on SHOWTIME! And don’t miss this CULO CALIENTE at HANKS today, getting bred and sucking dry that MACHO MUCHACHO MEAT! My Poppers are ready, CREAM ME THERE after 2!

– CORVALLUS

Cream Gene here humming and c****** at you from the truck stop bathroom where I just spent a whole night servicing America’s unsung heroes: truck drivers.

Dwayne said he was having marital problems but I say that he had a fluffy, soft and fragrant bush.

My main man...

I feel like I need permission to even try to talk to her. Wasn’t even real why the hell do I miss her so much?

Maybe she’d come to a birthday fight ….ill just bring along the cake to eat in the ambulance afterward.

God I miss you. I just want a hug, to talk. I miss your stories and conversation. Your voice felt like a warm hug, and you had this way of...

bruh today is 27th august , i manifest and claim about me getting good grades in all the subjects and getting a tall height and slim body. 1111

It’s so easy to leave this sht-hole. What happens after we die? I’m curious but it’s too much of a hassle to try because I’d likely do it wrong and get revived then asked about why I did it. If only death was normalized but human morality is still restrictive...

Pretend to be human all you want. It’s all a facade.

She’s bi for everyone but me. lol. Love it.
Its ok, I know I’m not that pretty. Ive never been. She’s gorgeous though 🙂

Im sorry. I don’t mean to rant here. Im literally that terrified of even calling or reaching out to her. so I torture myself...

haha.

Also,
I am not responsible for what the old lady did
I am not responsible for what the old lady did
I am not responsible for what the old lady did
I am not responsible for what the old lady did
I am...

Question, if I were to Go to a trailer Park and rent a couple kids from different baby daddies then talk and act black and dress cheap …you know be Ashley…Would you love me more then?

She thinks that I posted her nudes online and broke her back window. I didn’t, but I kinda want her to think it’s me so that whoever is REALLY out to get her has a clear shot. She owes me money and caused me a lot of grief. You go...

Before I was thinking modern farmhouse, with some eclectic elements but now I’m wondering if industrial with blood splatter artwork might not be more appropriate.

I know this is a place for a lot of people to let out stress and mean things they dont say but: please, take it from me. Respect andlove your family and parents. Take note of what is truly important in life. Which is time spent with loved ones.
...

I met my friend when we worked together at my previous job. We don’t work together anymore but he still calls me often. We’re both guys. I’ve been attracted to him since day 1. I want to find out if he’s gay or bi. He always makes gay/homophobic jokes, which...

I’m so sad that people see other people as a separate color, race or entity. They are you, don’t you get it? We are all one. It’s not about what happens to you that matters, it’s about how you choose to react that is important. Please me mindful and aware...

WACKOFF IN WANDERLUST OF WAIFUBOIS WHITE WADS WEDNESDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here with news: ADIOS ORLANDO! You are not freaky enough for me. I will be relocating complete to Miami at the end of next month. More c****, more caliente, more corona? That last one isn’t a good thing. But Orlando,...

If I’m wrong please do something. If you really care like you say .

For whatever its worth, I know you don’t love me. Hell you don’t even like me. You felt sorry for me, thats how this “friendship” happened. Thats probably why you came back too. But pity isn’t and shouldn’t be enough to keep something going, and thats probably why you felt...

i’ve been isolated for so long maybe I have become sociopathic. It works your mind always being alone. I don’t want you to feel the way that I do so if there’s ever any way that I can help please know you can always reach out to me when...

Uhhh…. duh

Personally, I dont want anyone dead, I blame myself for any of the raining s*** falling on my head at any time for being stupid enough and naive at one time in my life to allow the wrong people into my life to cause all kind of problems....

sepatutnya kita satu uni tapi tak dapat. kalau kita satu uni , mungkin boleh jadi jodoh ? .

I’m in a legitimately good mood.

Gift my ex to them…shes a fat, narcissistic b****. Truly the gift that keeps on giving…

Crazy thought but, maybe you should try actually talking to this person. Have a heart to heart and end things amicably . If not, no problem, Ill be shipping the ex in a big...

I need to know. Is the prop 65 notice even legit? Because someone of things we bought have that warning on there.

How can I even be h**** without being h****? It’s makes no sense. It’s like my mind is trying to trick me into being h**** and make me think these dirty nasty disgusting thoughts…

2020 walked into a bar ordered a corona and 2 hurricanes f*** off 2020 ive had enough of your suit your in time out now

Ironic how 2 hurricanes are about to blow away New Orleans. Lol .

I really do miss you.

S***, s***, s***, s***. What am I even gonna do about it?

24hrs later yup its still funny lol