I’m a little tired of people. Not you, of course.

Didn’t the entire male cast of Ghostbusters run a b******* train on Corvallus?

The common advice against ghosting is to move on and don’t say anything but I feel like that’s to the benefit to the ghoster and it’s the advice given because this is the generation of ghosting.

Secretly even if people find it crazy or creepy I think it’s ok to...

I said I miss D.

You…not so much.

Sacha Baron Cohen talks about his backpussy in the new Borat & Corvallus is always talking about backsnatch, do all jews talk like this or are they the same person?

If I honestly thought that NOT wearing a mask could kill 130k people, I’d run all over this country hacking over as many of you American cunts as I could to expedite your demise. Plus it would be legal murder! Perfect. God, you people are insufferable.

You my friend, are already dead…

I want to j******* literally right now as if I’m a transgender male.
If you’re a “football player” and you think being mean to me makes that change you’re very wrong.

No matter how violent you are you’re not going to change my internal chemical composition which determines those...

I have seen you, a grown man, a bg tough guy, cryimg when a woman gave you s***. B****. I saw it.

I’ll beat you a** to a bloody pulp…

No r******, ATF, my mouth does not touch a****** area, I’m only interested in BREEDING BACKSNATCH nothing else. no mouth or nose!

– CORVALLUS

Might be fun to test that theory.

owning more than a few guns is definitely h*********

The coyote always does end up blown up or falling off a cliff. The earliest lessons are always the best.

The stupid native Americans are at it again. Just kill them all. Then they won’t be around to set things on fire any more. Get the f*** back on your reservation and die of small pox since you’re so stuck in the past.

1 D0NT KN0W WHY 8UT 1 L1K3 TYP1NG L1K3 TH1S, 1T5 3ASY 0N TH3 3Y35

I’d be happy to be with you. 😄

I’m wondering if someone would really be happy to be with me.. 🙁

Ok so this gonna sound random as f, but I wanna be able to watch p*rn without my retarted sibling walking in. I cant have my own room. So i basically have to suffer like 50000 years as my sibling blasts tik tok and does not leave the room for...

Paddock was a hero. I’m happy he killed tons of white people. I like white cop killers too. Mass shooters are my favorite kind of white people because most of their victims are white. I like the whites who claim to be racist as they usually end up killing and...

Where’s the next Stephen Craig Paddock when you need him???? Coronavirus isn’t killing enough of you cunts fast enough! lol

I have severe anxiety, depression & every day is a struggle not to have a panic attack. I play it off pretty well & remain unmedicated.

I absolutely hate angry, toxic, petty people who mope around as their antics for attention & audacity to think everyone needs to drop...

Sickening how many of these confessions are about f****** family members, paedophilia or i*****. Amazing (in a bad way) it’s as prolific as it seems to be… I’d slash the necks of all of them.

I’d say in roughly 4-5 generations time, this entire system of governance/voting and ‘representation’ will be succeeded. It’s failings are becoming tiresome, this entire political system is nonsense and ultimately, serves nobody it helps nothing and it destroys everything. Older generations are tentatively hanging on to this antiquated system and...

I love men, omg… especially the really flirty, ultra dirty minded ones that are extremely hot and you just can’t help but to grin from ear to ear while trying to play it off like you don’t want to do absolutely everything he said he wants to do to you...

You are a racist as f*** yourself. I would love to see you try, fuckhead. I’ll cut your f****** head off.

You yourself are a racist and an offensive f*****.

Maybe shut the f*** up or think of something other than vomit inducing s** to talk or think about you...

I just realized that, at 36yo, nothing its attractive, in terms of story, other than a protagonist who is as dark as the evil it faces. where evil is combatted with evil as a preferred means to an end. why? because i see this in myself, if i were to...

I’d say if anyone is self absorbed here it’s you . You pretend to care, s*** people dry then ditch them for something better. Then you twist it to make it the other persons fault, knowing you to justify “leaving “ by paint yourself as the victim to everyone who...

Taking all of my strength not to harm myself right now……

I want my Prince Daddy to be with and love me forever and forever.. and our love life can be like a movie and our s** life will be amazing.. can’t wait to find him some day..

Eh f*** it.It’s not worth the energy . I probably deserved it anyway . I hope you’re ok . I tried my best to be strong and not lean on you for emotional support which was a reason you gave for leaving last time . It took six months, and...

You seem to be thinking & falling for everyone the process remains the same only the character changes:)

I don’t care about school or my grades, but my teachers and family do. I don’t want to be the bad kid, but I feel zero reason to do any work. It doesn’t interest me in the least bit and the the consequences don’t seem extreme to me. There is...

To be fair though, the same goal could be accomplished by building death camps for feminazi’s and incels all over the world. People who serve no purpose im life but to hate and war with each other for stupid reasons (gender) because they are too stupid md ugly to attract...

Oh my love, don’t look that way
You don’t know, how good you look in grey
Give me a hint, or at least a sign
That you have thought, about being mine
Free me completely don’t kill our time
Don’t wanna be cheesy but I...

“Performs as Nuke Bizzle”? What a retarded name. He should change his name to ‘Super Goof’, it wouldnt be any less stupid.

Speaking of, it’s “what rhymes with Coronavirus? That’s right, Colvalius…. and nobody wants either….”

It’s not hard if you’re reasonably intelligent. I know thats asking A LOT at...

Wednesdays are for Whacking folks! IM WYLD for WHIZZLE WINE! Feed by MANCOOTER with your Humongous Hot Dog! All Skeeters welcum!

– SEMANUS

I would pay to be free again, to be free of COVID. To be a naked, feces-stained man with cuts on his back, running from a port-a-potty and pursuant security at the Hanuman Yoga Festival.

If we were in Kyrgyzstan 🧐 I’d break into your house, grab you, throw you over my shoulder and carry you off, kicking and screaming. 😲 Then my family and I would take you to the altar and force you to marry me. 👰🥳 And we’d live happily ever after.

If It’s true attention is like heroin, given the variable inconsistency of the humanity …wouldn’t I theoretically just be better finding heroin ?

The pyramids are the key.