Why does it not surprise me that this “Dookie Face Dashaun” character is a criminal?

where is Dookie Dunker Dashawn hiding? yoooooo yoooooo LOL who comes up with these names? must have to worship the holy jism I guess

Let the chasing begin..

Just admit it Blackie. You are gayer than Liberace. Also please refrain from posting. You are exceptionally irritating. Black and gay.

You can’t disguise yourself Blackie. You sound extremely black. If you were any f****** blacker, you would be in Fat Albert’s gang

P.S. You are a homosexual.

Seems So Close
But Yet So Far
Reaching Out Towards The Stars
Try And Try But I Can’t Catch Hold
There’s A Fire That Burns Inside Me
Everywhere That I Seem To Go
I End Up Empty Handed
Have You Seen What I’m...

If I confess everything I v ever done what happens…just a question,I found 60 $ in an empty locker and took it…came to school drunk and high,took money from my mom to buy hash,partied for fucken days on end ,sold stolden goods for cash threw rocks and potatoes at cars...

of course but usually I do the 2/3or4or5 at Checkers, but I don’t really do checkers like that anymore. & for the other dude, I’m a Spanish Jew, smegmastain.

– CORVALLUS

She just couldn’t stand to be completely known, completely seen, and finally read for the filth she is.

Corvallis has a birthmark on the head of his d***

He wasn’t an incel, he hated feminists. Who doesn’t?

@corvallus didn’t you get spitroasted by Doc Gooden and Darryl Strawberry in the parking lot of Shea Stadium in 1989?

i blew Dutch Dalton in a Pro Player tunnel before Game 2 of the 97 NLDS. he was hairy but his s**** was nasty.

– CORVALLUS

Oh word if Triple N is gonna be there I will too.

Donkey D*** Darnell

Womens bodies are pieces of art. I just want to worship them. With my tongue…

I just drove past a raccoon that was hit on the road, and someone set up a can of beer next to it to make it look like it was blackout drunk. I f****** hate my town.

f*** it sure BREED MY BACKSNATCH at CLEOS LOUNGE downtown Orlando Wednesday! Rock out with your c*** out and get a free drink from PacoZul the Bartender he’s got a hot hairy pecker for u breedees out there SHOW ME THE BEEF wear your best leather at least 20 men...

Telepathy is so real.

MANSLURPING MONDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here, have a safe week, be healthy, and if you live by the code “BREED MY BACKSNATCH” u must be on PrEP like me! The manufacturers offer it cheap, with most folks paying $0 for their scripts through drug company programs.

Breed and Swallow safe! CREAM...

Whigger Wednesdays at Cleo’s Lounge! If you’re black and have a strong back and a big cack you are invited! This Wednesday at cleo’s the world famous backsnatch of Corvallus will be there and the special guest is YOUR D***. Only the wildest n****** allowed! Last time at cleo’s we...

If the person holding a grudge is not bothering you not causing problems, you shouldn’t worry about it. If they are not actively f****** with you.

If they are ignoring you and won’t give you the time of day because of something you did, Younkers to think about it, respect...

conversation about shawn mendez and she says wants to wipe her s***** b** all over him. she said. I wonder how he feels about that. I would rather pounce cherries off his s*** a**. not s*** over him she smells like s***. I feel sorry for him if he choses...

When is Trump supposed to do the thing that makes him the winner bc so far, with all the recounts, it’s like he’s lost twice. I mean, it’s hilarious but ya’ know – s***’s getting old.

And I’m actually starting to feel bad for his goofy a** cult members...

Its been a while…
My mom and I talking about me going to a grad school.
She said she’s going to support me, not just on moral support but also in financial.

I agreed to that, though I don’t want her to pay for my tuition.

But when...

have you ever loved so much it makes you cry.. have you ever needed something so much u can’t sleep at night

I ain’t your friend boy

sincerely,

The Devil nka Dirty Doo-Doo Dong Dennis

He is bluffing don’t give him anything, and take that as a lesson to stay away from men who are desperate, especially for s** and especially strange perverted and weird s**.

Piss? As soon as you see that, back off and stay away.

…WHy the F*** would anyone have kids???? You want to ruin your life? You want to be poor FOREVER..? You want to drag around a snot faced screaming little shithead p************ baby kid thing? …I …JUST. DON’T. GET. IT.

I believe it was Trump who put the order in to murder that nuclear scientist in Iran. He wants to start WW3 so he can avoid going to prison.

Our government owns several beautiful underground cities with the most advanced technology and a secret railroad system.

While we...

hoo boi just had the little fella GROGU slurp me good, he loves all my bbc til the last drop, best lips in the galaxy

– MOFF GIDEON

JIZZLING & SIZZLING it’s time for the Breakfast Baitin’ Mix! Starting off Black Friday with some MILLI VANILLI as fake as most of u on here GIRL YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!

i love u (all),

CORVALLUS

The family I’m living with for the week is completely tone deaf, which is fantastic considering one sings nonstop, and the other whistles. I can’t say anything, because even though I’m not the one being obnoxious, I’m the a****** for asking them to stop.

yesterday some american rang asking to speak to patrick and I was feeling ok til then. can’t you just leave him and us alone. we don’t see each other now.

Ummmmmm so like I’m borderline anorexic and today I was gonna starve myself but I went downstairs and we had cookieieieieieies so instead of breakfast I had like 6 so now I have to not eat until dinner cuz I’ve already consumed 500 calories wish me luck girlies. Also it’s...

so i have a crush on this guy we dated for two weeks from valentines day then he broke my heart on my birthday. and here we are still in love with him i dont know what too do im also thinking im a lesbian now but i cant get...

to: CORVALLUS HADERACH
I know I’m famous.
But you don’t know why I’m using that term.

I believe we’ve been dealing with the most heinous of all financial virtual crimes on the web when you consider bitcoin.
I realize I’ll offend many jews using that term but...

mein furher rules upon the peak of mountain eagles
with the the knowledge of the eagles and freedom

“mein furher” is quite the opposite of what you may view hitler as.
When I say “mein furher” i mean something quite different.
It’s what the real neo-nazis I...

my Thanksgiving meal will be lots of white and dark meat and a whole lotta MAN GRAVY, OH YEAH IM HOSTING A CUMFEAST bless me with JIZZLE JUICE! Behind La Carreta on Calle Ocho look for the sign!

– CORVALLUS

You’re delusional.

Yeah well nobody is going to have s** with you to bear any children nevermind a male child.

Look at yourself…. Do you honestly believe any man worth anything will even so many much as look at you for longer than 3 seconds without being blinded by your ugliness? Get...