WOOOOO! LETS GO FINS! looking sweet in the throwbacks taking me back to my childhood at the ORANGE BOWL let’s get them CHIEFS!

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

I feel so lonely yet have so many people around me. some days I don’t want to be here, other days, I do. god protect me, nanny I hope I’m doing you proud. I love you so much.

Make that deadly virus that’d only kill the chinese and send it all over the globe.

Make that deadly virus that’d only kill the chinese and send it all over the globe.

Btw, congratulations lesbians!

We are blessed!

///A toast…..

To the lesbians. For removing yourself from the straight market.

mental turd mommy is bitter and angry again because she had not gone and done her work and created a clean house for her family to live in.

SLURP MY S*** S**** SNAKE SATURDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here wishing you a Rona Free weekend, LOVE LOVE LOVE our country is in disarray but you can only control yourself, so shower yourself with LOVE in whatever manner fits you. You know how I like it, WET N WILD, with a...

I am randomly paranoid. Not all the time. Just sometimes. I’m scared of losing people i love. Terrified of death claiming them. It haunts me. My greatest fear (i hate it). I want to be strong, but secretly i feel like a child full of terror lost and alone in...

What in the HELL is a SISSY SUITCASE?

Sometimes I just don’t care that I want to f*** her forever and she wants me to finish. I am going to use her for as long as I want, how I want and wherever I want. Normally girls like it when a guy takes his time and cares about...

FRIDAY FUCKENING Y’all! CORVALLUS here wishing my Macabee Muchachos CHAG SAMEACH! Stay Sleazy my friends, & MASKED!

just wondering what you are lying in bed thinking about as you are just two hours away from me, me lying here while i know you are lying there

a gaslighting, narsicstic mother. she had unreal expectations of us when we were young kids and always telling us how we were in her way and we ruined her life. not a nice thing to say, today that is seen as abuse on kids. I think she sold her soul...

I HUFF JIZZLE

once I used blahtherapy..a guy talked to me for 20 minutes (he volunteered to be an “ear”) asking many questions. when I answered them he said nobody gives a f*** and left. I always imagine he’s one one of the jerks here who cry about no one loving them and...

Presto Breedo is Positive you are an A** Hole! Poz or Neg we are all on PrEP That’s the Presto Promise™

How many of you s** offenders is positive with the aids virus?

Any normal straight women here?

Is this a homo site or did it just get taken care get by a bunch of s** offenders who are banned everywhere else on the web for being black?

I feel like a gummie bear ..with pretty bows

Pretty sure Tom has a sling for a hefty honcho like Michael Moore, but he’s not my type. I like em WOOF WOOF know what I’m saying? POPPERPIGGIN’ all day!

– CORVALLUS

Maybe he does but he thinks you are clinically insane

That f****** Republican a****** dinosaur McConnel is f****** us with our stimulus payments. Stop being a pissy little loser b****, and give us our money, you a******. F****** Republicans.

The problem I have with ‘Christmas music’ is the damned lyrics. Example, you ask? Try this little ditty of verbal dirrhea, “When you’re in town we can build a snowman, he’ll ask are you married, we’ll say no man, but you can do the job when you’re in town”…Yeah. ….Re-read...

I wanna be a “Law Abiding Citizen” to the pack of animals that “hogged” sad girls in bars. I really hope and pray we all can be oh so positive and law abiding citizens for those few wonderful animals that need a lesson in life.

School is in. Hope...

How sad people can be…. I love my life. Just make the decision to be happy

listening to h***** helps me focus. how ? man, i cant even explain it myself. it just… does ? it’s weird.

BUST YOUR B**** IN MY BOUNTIFUL BACKSNATCH

I’m wondering when a guy will take interest in me.
I’m wondering if someone will ever love me.
I’m wondering if I’ll ever have my first kiss.
I’m wondering if I’ll ever give a b****** or relieve oral.
I’m wondering if I’ll ever lose my virginity.

Cheating on your spouse on vacation with the girls or guys is surprisingly pretty common if you look it up. The catch is women are more likely to do it.

In my opinion, your boyfriend should have been aware of this when he entered into a committed relationship especially with...

Joe Pera Talks With You is the best baiting material his voice and mundane situations really make my pecker tingle and easy so the sizzle jizzle can flow!

Let it go and move on. Its not worth the trouble.

Didn’t know that. Good thing I’m an in town city driver and not a homosexual.

holy s*** I just took PERROLOKO’s hot raw daddy c*** and he pounded me good and coated my guts with JIZZLE JUICE if u love a good breeding check him out on barebackrt

I am tired, people are so disappointing

Just want to drain sum hairy c*** tonight. Behind La Carreta Calle Ocho look for my sign ONLY HAIRY clean & neg YOU KNOW MY NAME

Hope you’re happy and thriving beating up people somewhere. I miss you.

Electric cars are just better.
They’re the future, I look at petroleum powered cars now as obsolete, ‘old-tech’ Time to retire, break them all down for scrap, I could use a new fridge LOL! Electric cars are s***, sleek…QUIET…oh my gosh. They’re orgasmic. A WHirrrr instead of annoying-as-f*** polluting...

This guy in my class is so hot he just needs to do something about the serial killer vibe.

To the girl in love with her bestie. The only thing that really kills a crush is distance & forgetting about them entirely.

Just think of the crushers you had when you were younger. Most of the reason why you’re over them is bc they’ve gone to other schools &...

Why don’t you do something constructive with your own life rather than dragging people you perceive as bad, down?