You are a real Debbie Downer you know that?

Is you name Karen by chance?

Happy New year

I’m writing a song for my ex woman, here’s what I got so far. I need some advice though… have a read and tell me…. Is it a bad idea to remind her that I ignored her and treated her like s*** before I got locked away?

“Life is one...

My mom said the gay people meet at a retard celebration when they are released cuz they are black and on crack

uga ugga uga BREED MY BACKSNATCH uga uga ugga

you don’t even know what you are looking at this is face paint! wait til you see the real me, you will cream your s*****

– Sting

Oh wtf I forgot to address everyone else lmao but tbf I’ve always been biased to Cha (and Sting oppa ofc<3). I have to keep it short though, as I have a Starbucks shift in an hour. That's how busy I am smh. Gotta work and study at the same...

why type of Chinese are you

You WISH you had pubic hair as wild, wooly, and fragrant as mine! Clean out your tuna fish KAM

– ZWARTE KORVALLUS

Almost twenty years ago I was spitroasted by The Family Man and The Family Boy from Family Auto Mart, with the Appliance Direct guy stroking and glazing me down. The Family Boy hollered out WE’RE GREAZING ANNNNNNDDDDD SLLLLLEEEAAAZZZIIINNNGGG and then the korean guy said SEE IT FIRST and he took...

JIZZLE JUICIN’

4 more days until my Dragon died gets here. I don’t know if I am excited or scared if it will fit.

I told my friend about my problem but then she exposed on Twitter. It was a huge problem.She wrote “Please send my friend a word of comfort”on twitter. I was so anxious and I feel betrayed. I just want her to listen to me. What should I do?

What’s keeping me here:
– My 2 friends
– My family
– My cat

but pain is temporary

Sadist . You are him arent you ? Mr piss himself . I think you are sick to want to hurt an innocent girl that is stupid enough to be blind to you . You are not human or animal . You are a monster ..a street angel .. but...

I am still in love with Nancy Loder of Wabush. I will never get over the 7 yr affair we had and I hurt every day she is not in my life. YOLO

Prove it’s you. Unblock me on facebook for 2 days, no messages obviously. Then I’ll know it’s you and I can start working on myself. If it’s not you I see no reason to change.

-C

Just read that Corvallus Santa story and like I always say i ain’t no pecker licking queer but it sure got my meatpencil hopping!

K queen Mcscank sends her nudes to every guy she can lmao. I feel bad for her. How insecure do you have to be to send nudes to every dude you work with.

Merry Christmas 🎁🎄. God bless you ❤️

I want to make a mole IG account so that I can tell stupid people who make really stupid bigoted and ignorant comments that their kids are really f****** ugly.

I might not be the prettiest girl. I might be too fat .too old . Eyes too dark . But I know I’m not ugly . I love the girl I became . Actually im pretty these days . I lost 70 pounds. Fat can be cured . Stupid can’t...

Corvallus is a heir to the famous John Galbani cheese fortune? Probably living like a king down there in Miami!

I saw a banner ad for GALBANI cheese and their founder was Edigio Galbani who some knew as John. W t f!!!

Racism isn’t cute. Go back to cleaning jerkoff booth floors with your tongue.

What happened to the wee eww wee eww??

– CORVALLUS

Who knew being a winy liberal snowflake would pay off, We got these Right Wingers armed storming the state Capital in Oregon.. You can’t stop the government. The liberals are the government hehe

You told me you were rotten inside and out. My crime was not believing you. Coddling you.

Stupid b****** decide to spend their life stalking, harassing and gaslighting a schizophrenic. What moral paragons. What absolute princesses of the world. Feed each other a t****, you deserve each other.

He was here 5-6 hours ago . I just wanted to speak up . In 2006 Memorial Day he says was his last s** encounter . He thinks only young girls are viable . He says 16-26 years old girls are the targets of his rage ( High school or...

I am watching you , ya freak .

Pig thinks he is wanted.

B****** thinks he is sooo desirable.

B**** thinks I want to talk to her.

Do you ever just want to make your own religion? You can have people worship what you’ve made. You can make yourself look like a god.

I was playing with someone on among us. The host created a google class so that we can all still be friends, and I’m really grateful for that because I am in love with one of the players. I don’t know why, but once I started to form a bond...

You crack me up. You make me laugh coravallus. Thanks for.the advice you have much wisdom for an old buzzard such as yourself . You are a little touched in the head . But you mean well . Gbu

I wanna s*** on a fat t**.

JIZZLE JUICIN’

I wish I were dating someone new . New chapter new beginning. I’m just wondering why I am with the wrong man . I’m far from perfect . But I deserve better than this . I stupidly let myself be talked into being with him but I wish now I...

I know it’s not true, but sometimes I feel as if I can tell the future. Recently I’ve been in situations that felt really similar for a split second, then leaving me confused. Almost as I’d been in the situation before, maybe in a dream, or imagined it, but I...