RIP, boiling water.

You will be mist.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears.

Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it’s over your head.

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’

The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderpants

When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?

When it becomes apparent.

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

The person 2 posts below you is way more gross than smokers. Non smokers who can’t just shut up quit hitch ng and walk away. Or vise Versa. You should try a smoke. It’s a nice headrush buzz if you’re new to it. The head rush is great but eventually...

I sprung forward last night. Big mistake. No one else did. Now I am a week ahead of everyone.

Being stomped on and humiliated by a beautiful woman sounds fan-fucken-tastic. ☺️

On a lighter note guys I started crocheting again

Just nak cakap je, yg harini rasa sebal je aku ni rasa mcm bodoh tk guna. Ye aku tahu lah aku dtg lewat tapi mmg betul masalah aku pun, the problem is me and just me. Yuppp, that’s right. Aku rasa benci dgn diri sendiri. Aku tk suka cari masalah...

When I’m in class no one wants to talk to me I can’t make a conversation with anyone too so I’m always alone so why am I sad I should get used to it.

Who ordered the shooting of Randall Barrs?

Am I the only one who laughs out loud when I read someone go off on an ex like he’s a revolting turd?

I think it’s hilarious.

I love to go to bed with Nikki Haley , she is WWWOOOWWWWWWWWW

Don’t come to me and ask if you want to play with my balls and s*** my c***. You have a husband, go bag him instead. You like his c*** and he likes f****** your a**. Deal with it!

Having s***** abuse ptsd when you’re considered a pretty girl s**** a**. I don’t want people to be attracted to me. It doesn’t matter what I wear. I can wear baggy clothes, no make up and hair up and I get hit on. This is NOT a brag. I don’t...

Why buy the orchids when the apples are free?

I love those women. Seriously. Seriously awesome. So so many. Even in my late 30’s, early 40’s, I had girls in their mid 20’s, we got to know each other, slowly, things happen, we get to trust each other and like being with each other, there’s a respect and trust,...

IDK BUT BROOOOOOOO WTF YOU LITERALLY GOT MAD AT ME FOR NOT TEXTING YOU LIKE B**** ARE YOU F****** DUMB NO JK BUT LITERALLY ALL OF YOUR REPLYS ARE ”ok” LIKE HOW TF AM L GOING TO REPLY TO THAT S*** <3

ok my friend changed my pfp to my art. that made me a bit happy. i like when my friends do that.

i feel sad. is it ok to feel sad for dumb reasons?

ngl I will be a good a** murder so if I murdered someone I will cut open the body take out all the bones and make it to powder and for the flesh I will cut it up and feed it to some crocodiles or some animals that would. eat...

commentary youtubers, specfically the ones like tommy and other like them. that turn fun little s*** into how society is doomed and how gen z s*** and blah blah blah really make my brain head explode and hurt.
most annoying dumbfucks in the world, how they have such a...

We want forgiveness for ourselves and punishment for everyone else. Jesus is going to give everyone forgiveness and punishment. That’s his way.

If you haven’t tried a backpussy or had your backpussy worked by an above average sized c*** YOU ARE NOT MACHO, so stop pretending to be macho on here sissy boy!

Just because a straight person talks about what they’re into, doesn’t mean they are homophobic or that they are even talking to or at you, you insignificant moron turd.

Just like if a straight man will no date a transvestite, doesn’t make them a transphobic.

Moron.

Im also planning on exercising tonight for 1 hour . That might help improve my confidence and mood.

I have very low self esteem.

Schizophrenia shattered me. Abuse . neglect . it all added up to a perfect storm within me.

Im just thankful I m healing...

I only had half sandwich. I am full but not stuffed . feeling good .

I hate it when people think the confessions are directed towards them, and they reply as if they’re the ones OPs are talking to. Like…lol. Can you be more delusional?

Well thats too bad. You can hate me if you feel you hate me.

I don’t know what to say. I care, but I don’t. Life goes on. I get what I need when I need it.

Sometimes life changes us as people. Not just sometimes, life absolutely changes...

Had many tumultuous relationships in high school and university. But all I want these days is to cook at home, eat some damn fried chicken wings on some days and watch tv dramas. I only ask for a stable and caring friendship. I don’t need any more betrayals, hurt, and...

Thank goodness for text blockers. I don’t see posts from the p******** and the b********* freak anymore. Someone needs to call the police on them, though.

F*** your Dave and Sara douchebags

The ability to shatter a mind is very real. Vietnam isn’t the only way.

If you think because you are a man , tough and strong , you can hold onto your sanity . you really should think again.

I guarantee its very possible to destroy the strongest...

Being Injured is a moot point . the man because a guinea pig after his accident.

No one wakes up having orgasms non stop. No one . accidents happened. S***** assault is no accident.

Hes a victim of r*** . I have no doubt .

Maybe so—but he still was first injured on the job.

Dead libido means there is simply no desire. Rarely. There is, but it’s few and far between. It comes with age and honestly, it’s sort of a relief. It is is nice to not be driven in any way by s**. People don’t understand it, I would never talk about...

The dark web might have ties to the medical community. Murder for hire. Just because someone has a medical degree, it doesn’t absolve them from greed or cold blooded murder. Connect the dots. You will find im not wrong. There’s something happening between medicine and also the dark web.