SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL

I’ll give you THE BAD TOUCH: in your BACKSNATCH! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

Get H**** Now!!!

What are you talking about?

I have never in my life been in the state of peace I’m currently in. That’s a good FOR ME. It might not be what you’re looking for, but thats why we are not together and never will be again. I am planning on making...

LEAKED! My d*** of JIZZLE JUICE!

It makes me h**** thinking about how many woman are ending up peeing in their pants because of all the public restrooms being closed.

As a biracial non binary progressive I enjoyed reading the story of Corvallis and his transformation from white supremacist to POC ally. Yes you do owe your a*** to black men and it is good you have realized this. ✊🏿BLM

Wallow? No.

No to everything you wrote there. Not interested, I get what I need from a better place than you. That’s all you need to know.

I hate the fact I have lost control over my life. I am not who I want to be and I want to get back on my feet and grow up. I was supposed to graduate 2 years ago and I am still in high school. I am in the...

I still jerk my jizzlestick to August Ames videos RIP

– CORVALLUS ON COLLINS

“That’s what I’m talking about, a c*** that you can choke on” – Clark Thomas Hallisey right before he sucked down some SHEBEEF TUBESTEAK! SIZZLE CHEST SUNDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS HADERACH here wishing u all good health, get vaxxed like me and sign up for a no-waste list at your local...

I got arrested two years ago for alledgedly scaring an eldery neighbor woman with a replica rifle. F#$& her and F@#$ everyone else who now thinks I’m dangerous to even be around. I am starting to hate every single human being. And I didn’t used to be this way, either....

Best feeling in the world….

Getting your laundry done by noon on Saturday, so you don’t need to do it Sunday.

Wakoozie@yahoo s*** my f****** d***

When i was in high school, I was made fun of quite a bit my first year because I innocently mentioned how my mom and I take showers and baths together, and had for my entire life at that point. I thought this was totally normal and mom had never...

Last week I heard my cousin never had a b******* done to him . Tonight we’re going over there for a family dinner . Hoping I can find a quiet spot in their home . I wanna lick 😋 on his shaft and s*** on his balls . Before he...

FLORIDA MAN GIVING HIS FUNKHOLE A PICKLE TICKLE FRIDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS HADERACH here, telling you the key word is LOVE love yourself love life fill yourself with love, even if you can’t have it for others with Love Inside You you will respect and tolerate all life.

STAY GREAZY MY...

I’m watching Falcon & The Winter Soldier on Disney+ and it’s great! I’m gonna rewatch Zack Snyder’s Justice League for the 4th time afterwards…

All I care about these days is playing the drums. I haven’t touched the keys, bass, or guitar in weeks. I’m just practicing the drums everyday…

Zack Snyder’s Justice League on HBO Max is the absolute best superhero movie of all time!

???? for what?

#FireWalterHamada
#FireGeoffJohns
#JossWhedonIsTrash

Zack Snyder’s Justice League is handsdown the greatest comic book superhero movie ever!!!! And I’m a diehard Marvel fan. Avengers: Infinity War & Avengers: Endgame tie for 2nd Place…

Is it possible for a man to have an a*** o*****?

Holy s***!!! In half an hour I’m gonna be watching Zack Snyder’s Justice League on HBO Max!!!!

In 1 and a half hour I will be watching Zack Snyder’s Justice League on HBO Max!!!

Barbara Searle of Charlotte shattered my heart into so many pieces, I am having trouble finding enough super glue to put it back together again.

In 30 more hours we’ll be watching THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER WOOOOOO!

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

also, I’d posted before about a dude looking for K9 fun on scruff in Miami, I wonder if it was the Aventura veterinarian arrested for s******* assaulting dogs in his care. Kiddie p***,...

Wow! In only 6 more hours I’m gonna watch Zack Snyder’s Justice League!!! I’m so excited!!!

It doesn’t hurt that you are a no balls coward too right?

I have a demonic bad side to me. I cannot even write about it, but the key is not to follow that side, but do what is right.

Is “she” a transexual?

Because of so, nobody really cares….

All the racist, xenophobic, gender hatred, and bigotry on this shithole of a website doesn’t matter. Zack Snyder’s Justice League is the only important topic to be discussed…

I know today is St. Patrick’s Day, but it’s also Zack Snyder’s Justice League Eve. Tomorrow is the most important holiday of all holidays because We’re gonna see Zack Snyder’s Justice League which is the real version of the movie. Not the fake trashy version that Joss Whedon did. Forget...

Happy Zack Snyder’s Justice League Eve!!!

I feel so unobligated to everyone for the first time.

We used to have a whole separate machine called a “Word processor” LOL ….And people bought them.

I look great… Everything is great. I think you know that too. You know that.

BUT as usual you might be making up excuses because not only are you blind and in the dark, you are clinging to something you can’t have or you feel you are losing. You need...

Happy Zack Snyder’s Justice League Eve!!!

American people s***. I used to think that they were cool and interesting, now having lived among them, they are totally intolerable and s***** to each other no wonder the country has so many problems.. The healthcare is a total joke too. America s**** I have no idea why so...

Happy Zack Snyder’s Justice League Eve everyone! Oh, happy St. Patrick’s Day too…

S**** TRAINING