you can call me a friend, pal. Just be a decent human with at least tolerance for others. Then we can be pals.

But if you are like The Manzoneer, you can get a massive dose of brodifacoum with your last meal, or maybe an embolism surprise.

Contrary to belief,...

I am a nurse and I work with Jewish physicians. I want my child to be smart so I got pregnant to one of the Jewish doctors. My husband doesn’t know and he thinks it is his. I tell my husband that I have a doctor’s appointment and he thinks...

I can’t wait for the day when I can hear all the bullets we missed and all the gossip about mishy!

I spray the sanitizer on my C*** and masturbates. It gives a hot throbbing

sensation.

Hey Prestonian, when you first threw Cleo’s out there, did you mean to use the pool hall across from the Orlando History Museum, or the whackass “gentleman’s club” on OBT? I completely forgot about the latter, the only reason i was ever on OBT was b/c the SunRail doesnt run...

” Instead of fantasising about f***** you, I’ve been fantasising about cutting your tongue out so you cant laugh at me anymore. ”

HAHHHAHAHSHHJLMAO! F****** LOSER! CANT GET LAID. GO BUY PROSTITUTE YOU SIMP!!

I miss him so much. I find myself searching for him online but he has cleaned up all his online presence. I don’t really want to see him again, because I don’t know what my reaction will be. I miss his smile. His warmth. His touch. His taste. I know...

407*841*4545

The Ever Given never wouldve been stuck if it had been in Corvallus’s a**! It’s the worlds biggest shipping lane for STDs!

I need to pee

CHAG SAMEACH open your BACKSNATCH for Elijah!

I have already said I give 100% to every opportunity come my way. The rest is your imagination for trust issue. And, I am a good orator with strong communication skills.

There’s a member of the Qiao collective (public Chinese nationalists of the Chinese diaspora) whose twitter name is @BadChinaTake who is openly 100% anti-U.S. and pro-China, and yet HE LIVES IN THE U.S.

THIS is why we distrust the Chinese diaspora, folks!! The Qiao acephalites are doing their best...

uhhhh…JIZZLE JUICING

(s**** train long enough one
one should be blowing their stack, can’t edge forever)

– CUMANUS

S**** TRAINING

I’m planning on getting all my past bullie’s phone numbers and registering them to church prayer hotlines so that they’ll always be closer to God. and get a prayer everyday.

Corvallis is a typical liberal homo jew who gets blown out by blacks and buys them big buferd burgers and all that stuff. He and that black queer make me sick. I like beautiful women and traditional values.

Abort!

oh yeah SAVING_GRACE_ is in CBATE right now, UNLEASH THE JIZZLE and tip her well and, Enjoy the Show! remember to tell her CORVALLUS HADERACH sent ya

me too

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

I like to ignore my boyfriends to the point that they think I’m mad at them, then when they’re obsessively texting & calling me looking for answers, I block them on my phone & social media so that their only way to message me is by sending a direct deposit...

Glans P****

I would love a good flog off right now but its a bit early and I don’t know what they are doing?

You should take up a hobby. Maybe see if you can cultivate bananas in your apartment or jail cell. Get back to the simple things in life like climbing coconut trees if you are not in jail.

You wanted the best for me and I wanted the best for you without realising what is best for both of us as a result neither best happened nor worst passed.

Can’t we just find out who is responsible for the stock market going down and kill them?

better to have HPV and genital herpes than Herpes simplex 12 and Walrus AIDS like Corvallus

sometimes i wonder if why i have such troubles finding anyone worth the effort is because there really isn’t anyone that can offer me what i need. that it’s not just a coincidence that without a doubt some small thing always lies in the way when i actually do start...

Woowee I ain’t no ding dang old peter puffer but if some candyass s**** sergeant wants to empty my sack go right ahead, ain’t nothing gay about busting a nut!

woowee I really love them pickle poking stories they make my pecker dance I’d fancy one of them shemales busting in my booty

It’s not random at all.

Where the f*** did that come from you f****** sicko? the hell is wrong with you? FYI you are gay. Seek help.

You can start a banana plantation back home and screw yourself with one of those. Right next to your field of watermelons and your chicken coop and a...

I love her so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much.

What are you talking about playing guitar and little girls?

WE’RE GREAZED
WE’RE SLEAZED
GET USED TO IT!

SUCIO SAM

Sorry, I had to c*** block you, f*****. OR who knows? Maybe you are K trying to spark a fire with some random low life p************ who is below me? Who knows? Either way, if I see it, I’ll stomp that spark right the f*** out 🙂 you got a...

WILD OUT WITH YOUR C*** OR C*** OUT WEDNESDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS HADERACH here, just had a nice hourlong self-care sesh of PIG SWEAT POPPERBATING! Jerking my jizzlestick dry with my poppermask on huffing the wonderous “professional strength cleaner” 🤣🤣🤣 remember limit your intake to only the rare occasion, don’t want...

Am I a bit drunk??
Yes Yes I am

Unit!

Dance music s****. That’s what that is. F***** 90’s dance music.

You would be the same t***, sone one asks you to name a Rock band, you f***** a** would say be like “dur… AC/DC!”,) because you are so uncultured and lame, that’s all you know

Just shut the f***...