RE: Percentage of men and women who admit to infidelity with a brother-in-law or sister-in-law: 17 % posted as A FANTASY.

You must have read the post: “I broke up with my boyfriend and I can’t tell him the truth of why. I was baby sitting at my sister’s...

I only allow my mouth and a*** to be spitroasted by beautiful lady boys like Bianca Reis and Beatriz Andrade, who are regulars at my home here in Dubai filling my r***** with s****.

Kerpal, Site Administrator

A mind is a terrible thing to waste but what if he didn’t have one in the first place?

Sometimes the mind is the equivalent of a sack of marbles and horse s*** right from the get go!

You can talk with me pal.

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

you can hide as long as you can im going to beat your a** when the teacher’s aren’t around bet mf

Heres an idea: give people an extra bonus for having a job at a time like this instead of the sissy pieces of s*** who act like they’re jobless when they know damn well there’s a fast food restaurant hiring down the street.

I’m sure all the p**** faggots who...

I share an apartment with a girlfriend. We got along well until she got a boyfriend who I can’t stand. He has been staying over some nights and the are having noisy s** in her room. So to ease my frustrations I urinated on his toothbrush. The next time I...

Your begging is so adorable.

The truth is it was not all that dark always. There was always a hope to look forward which always inspired me to be a nice person.

Anger blur your vision and take you towards negativity. And with negativity it is difficult to achieve your goals.

It’s just your...

Teri maa ka bhosda

Is taking care of your health is a crime when you are approaching 40

Maa ke laude teri maa ki gaand mein kide padenge

I must be the Master of Space and Time(along with MANJUICE) being in two cities at once.

feels like the rich and powerful need to die for the world to get a chance to get better.

i hate thinking that but what if it’s true.

I ain’t no dang old weenie polishing queer homo but that story bout Corvallus and that s*** biker really got the old pecker bouncing like one of them show cars, woooeeee! Greazed and sleazed is right!

I am in a dark place for so long now. I don’t know what the end result is supposed to look like !

The 1982 and 1983 Buick Skylarks were essentially the same car, but with one notable difference: In the previous year’s version the front blinker was placed on the outer side of the headlight.

I wish I could be with a man that has burning fire in his veins and loins . I am only 52. I want a gentle yet strong lover ! I dream of love not just raw s** ! I want it all. I miss chivalry. I miss when men...

“When you need to f***, use my hole” – Corvallus Bronson Winslow!

Are you joking.

You people are still talking about this dumbass donating sperm to his wife’s lesbian college friends? Really….

Or maybe you are not, maybe your taking about everything else about the post other than the fact that this guy’s wife makes him impregnate lesbians, while she stands there...

Racism toward black people is very out of style. If you didn’t get all your “N*****” slurs out the last four years then you missed the boat ,,LMAO. S*** isn’t even shocking anymore. We’re on Asian hate right now. Catch up.

The best treatment of jealous people is that in madarchodo ki gaand itni Jalaon ki hug de maa ke laude

My father was a broken man. Do you know a broken man? I could tell that he was not yelling at me from a better place emotionally and spiritually. Do you know a broken man? I knew as a toddler that I would never fit his mold. Since I didnt...

When I met you last night Corvallus
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya n****
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your backsnatch
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the...

To: I agree, its become a sea of retarded spammers

You need to shut the hell up. Just because no one pays any of your boring a** confessions any attention you think you can dictate a website you don’t even own. You sound like a f****** Karen.

I keep scrolling down but everything sounds like it came manipulating out of you’re mouth. Like we can’t see you with you’re leg’s behind your own head.

INTERSPECIES EROTICA!

– CORVALLUS MELECH

Emily Wilson in South Glens Falls started jacking a guy off underneath the kitchen table while her family was having dinner like the dirty f****** w**** she is

Do you ever notice that most poly people are kind of ugly?

It’s just one of those things. You never see anyone attractive in a poly relationship. Everyone is ugly.

Why is that? Is there a link?

bro wtf everytime i take my dog for a walk the asians up the street always stare at him in cringy excitement like it’s their first fking time seeing him, like b**** yall see him everyday. tf yall so be hype for???? mfs prolly want to eat him. if he...

I’m a 13 yr old girl. Maybe I shouldn’t say anything but my p****** get all wet when Daddy is going to punish me. Sometimes I act up just to make Daddy angry so he’ll punish me. I get the most intense orgasms from Daddy humiliating me by making strip...

S*** my a****** the day after enchilada night Corvallus!

Before the lockdown I would leave class to go to the restroom. But I sneaked into the girls restroom instead. I got more daring each time I did it. I took my pants down and sat on their toilet seats. I peed in their toilets. I took of all my...

MLF?

Major League F******?

Multilateral Nuclear Force?

PS all you wives sound like major league headaches. Sounds like they think too much about irritating s***. If they ain’t at least good looking I would go out for a pack of smokes and not come back. Somehow I doubt they...

I know its taboo and all . I was really worried . Last night I done the M*** thing . Oh yes I’m old enough to be his mother . He ponded that p**** . Right now I’m looking at him he’s sound asleep . When he wakes up That...

My wife donates my sperm to lesbians. My wife has some lesbian friends she knows from college. They wanted a baby and couldn’t afford the outrageous medical fees to get pregnant. So my wife decided to help them. That’s how it got started.

I have a fistula or opening...

Hear hear! I want the Manzoneer to slam my queer rear on the end of the Santa Monica Pier!

— Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

Anyone go to Cleos? I wouldn’t mind a 15 pk of Old Milwaukee right about now.

I masturbated over pictures of AOC. I did that three times in a row. I rubbed my c*** until it was red and swollen. I squirted and dripped on her pics. Then I did it again. Then again. Now my c*** is sore and aching. I feel bad for being...

When I was in the Hospital at St. Mary’s I argued with the nurse. She warned me that she’d “put a catheter up that thing”. The nurse put me in restraints and put a catheter up my c***. I got erect for her as she put it in. Then she...

My Mother makes me use a Potty Chair sitting in the middle of the family room. Mother says I can’t be trusted in the bathroom. My Sisters watch me and I don’t like it. Mother says that is the way I should be because boys need supervision.

you can call me a friend, pal. Just be a decent human with at least tolerance for others. Then we can be pals.

But if you are like The Manzoneer, you can get a massive dose of brodifacoum with your last meal, or maybe an embolism surprise.

Contrary to belief,...