being 24 just feels like being an old teenager.

This website is pure s***

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A Breeding Does A Body Good! Still gooey from being SLUTTED and NUTTED at the SLAMMER club last night, my biaviian-blesssed BACKSNATCH can’t contain all the sweet JIZZLE JUICE that filled me last night/this morning. There’s no better place to be the pig you’ve always dreamed of being.

I Am...

Being openly gay makes me happier

Please download Harry Potter’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Please download Superman’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Please download Queen Elizabeth’s app and listen to her sermons. Thanks

Download Kenneth Pinyans app and listen to his sermons please.

Please download Jeff Bezos’ app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Please download T.D. Jakes’ app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Go step on some lego, spill your coffee all over your nice shirt, and catch every red light on the road today!

I am in such a good place in my life. Yep ..I’m poor. But for the first time in a memory …i am happy. The weird thing. I am not basing my happiness on a man. I have a boyfriend. But truthfully. He is just icing on the cake of...

Actually my front, back, and grundle bush(it all flows together) are pretty trimmed or light, I used the body groomer pretty hard back in late March. It gets hot and muggy here in Miami, and one time of overwhelming crotch sweat just out and about will bring out the weedwhacker....

I don’t want your money. Just the knowledge of how to make it and keep it.
What are the inside tricks?

Okay soooo this guy that I met has been like, creeping my social media – he found it WAY before I even gave him my name! – From day one we keep having these weird coincidences of like ‘pets having same names’, having similar disease issues within the family, and...

I love hairy bush!

– CORVALLUS DIO

i get mad over every little thing and I don’t know why ;-;

You don’t want to go to Heaven. There you will have to listen to Joel Osteen everyday. In Heaven there will be all the idiots and morons who made your existence miserable. The liars and insane who preyed on you. Do you want to spend “forever” with them? Do not...

Get the shot and die. Many have. It is NOT a vaccine. It is mRNA which permanently alters your DNA. That’s genetic engineering. It is totally experimental.

If you don’t s*** Jesus’s d*** how can you WORSHIP THE HOLY JISM?

What if someone got married just so they could have a reason to have a huge wedding cake? What if people went to church only because they wanted to hog up all the free sweets after the sermon? What if people were stupid??

The real “Cream Gene” was partially based on a guy who works for Buddy Dyer that waited for the train with me in the mornings at the Sand Lake Sunrail Station. Obviously he didn’t s*** off hobos, I made that up bc there were always homeless dudes around there sleeping...

I think my wife is having s** with her brothers. She spends way to much time with them. She seems flustered after seeing them and she often takes a shower after getting home. She told me that they made her give blowjobs when she was younger. I wonder if they...

I was like 11 or so and at the doctors office the nurse made me take my pants down to get a shot in the rear. I was moving around too much so she grabbed me by my balls and commanded me to HOLD STILL! She grabbed them so tightly...

Its a tiny can, I keep it in my coat pocket. Perhaps bear mace was the wrong word. It’s law enforcement-grade pepper spray mixed with tear gas. As close as you can get to bear mace and still be legal, although I believe it’s against the Geneva Convention to use...

No you won’t….

We’ll see about that…. I am going to hold you to that.

Provided they care enough about what you think or are not callous enough to feel it. You also need to actually be better than they are from their perspective for them to care. It might work on a high school kid or someone who genuinely loves you.

At least...

engaged !

Empathy is a double-edged sword. Knowing how people work on the inside is dangerous. Sure, you could use your empathy to inspire or comfort people. Or you could do what I do, use your empathy as a weapon. Just Take somebodys insecurities and traumas and use them against them to...

My tale this morning about the jizzleheads at the Adult Video Store was happening live as I typed. I don’t go to those places for s**, that’s where there real dirtbags with the clap and Herpes Simplex 12 go. If you wanted to find the next AIDS, it probably originated...

Amen brother why spend on onlyfans and tokens on cbate or wherever when you can pay a few hundred and get the SHEBEEF direct from Jessy Dubai or Carla Brasil? They might even BREED YOUR BACKSNATCH!!

Fatten me up for the slaughter

Apparently life goes on.

If plan A didn’t work the alphabet still has 25 more letters.

Certainly someone will drink with you casually.

Why bother with the ones who will not?

Sometimes I like to imagine I’m a tablet of V***** and once I’m ingested I make my way to the p**** and make myself THE STRONGEST BEING IN THE UNIVERRRRSE

I like men. Well only the rich ones. Broke men are dangerous. Wealthy, educated, good looking men are usually less problematic if they pass the ” I’m Not a Serial Killer ” test.

I think all broke, ugly men should be on their own island with all the ugly...

I like to be a beta male in the bedroom. My wife really prefers arrogant, domineering men (1950s style men) – alpha males. So we spend a lot of our l********* talking about the alphas who turn her on.

Sometimes I want to s*** an alpha’s c*** in front...

I at the age of 35 was left to fend for myself with my 10 year old son. My son

used to sleep in my bed. As years passed I knew my son becoming more cozy and

hugging me and dry h****** during the sleep. On night I...