Hey, so do you know how to ride a bmx?

these f****** cracker think what they’re going through is “genocide” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 listen, you f****** snowflake, compared to what other races go through, your a** is still cushy and you’re still eating well, farting well and shitting well. in the history of NEVER, white crackers have ever suffered because of the...

Facepalm.
That’s not what I meant.
Nm.

I wonder who this “Nazi” is?

I pray and wish you become so much more than you are to me now. I cry over you. I hope youre more than I see. I hope this ends up being more than a waste of time.

Blessed be the cheesemakers.

How many users of this site self-identify as incel?

And remember if you’ve got a nut that’s hard to crack another feller knows the equipment better than a woman does, I’ll have your pipes cleaned out completely in 5 minutes or less. A s*** specialist like me might just be what you need to get your groin gravy flowing...

Cream Gene here cummin’ atcha from the home depot, just met a couple fellers who let me drain their salty shakes straight from the tap in exchange for a day’s pay.

They didn’t speak a lick of English but there’s a universal language amongst us working men. They knew...

I am sitting in the bathroom stall at work and I cannot help but feel so demotivated at my job. This is not my fate but my attempts at getting another job have been unsuccessful. Lord knows I’m ready to take a new step, maybe start a business but I’m...

Someone leave their number here so we can f*** over text. Respectfully. I’m just so h****. Please.

so f****** sad that these crackers can’t get on with their lives. they just b**** everyday about blacks and chinese on a confession site.

One of my personalities is really pissed this morning. I am afraid he may try to punish my inner child.

I’m probably going to celebrate if Snoop Dog kills himself or gets killed or something. No, not because he’s black, I’m honestly all for racial equality and people need to stop making POC out to be like the scum of the earth for every small thing that probably has nothing...

Kenapa ek benda aku dah tahu apa akan jadi tapi aku still pi tanya. Then walaupun aku tahu apa jawapan dia tapi kenapa sedih gila aku rasa. At first sumpah aku tak nak bagi high hopes sngt untuk benda ni tapi bila orang sekeliling aku asyik tnya benda tu then...

Turned out is actually a jail phrase, but same difference.

Why are black people so goofy? Can someone answer that.

beards are unattractive. i hate men who are too hairy. it’s like getting together with a gorilla.

i like you u, but we can’t be together
i feel that you feel the same way, but i am not sure
you give me mix signals, i am so scared and happy
i don’t want you to confess, ’cause i might lose you that way
...

I grew up in 4 bedroom houses. Pools and hot tubs in the backyard. Vacations all around the world. I became ill. I went from a normal life (Penn state) to nothing. Im poor. I lost everything. Friends . family. Just every thing . when you lose money ? Your...

I live in low income housing. I do thank God for a roof over my head . I just worry . I cant afford anything. Its bad. Money is tight . my car is 7 years old. I need a car to get to wound care and doctors. Im poor....

28 is still a kid. I really hope she gets smarter . I hope she finds a miracle. A second chance at health and free from addiction. Its hellish to be a slave to something that will kill. I really hope she gets a miracle.

Where the Montgomery Manpussy at? All the Rallys in Alabama say they ain’t seen Prestonian in a week any highway he-men or lot lizards got the scoop?

Talk is cheap . your self destructive actions speak volumes. If you cared enough about yourself. You’d quit .

I had a stroke. A TIA. also had cancer. My “friends” that got me started on cigarettes. Were long gone when I was alone going through radiation .

I had a stroke . TIA. I recovered. But smoking isn’t worth it. I should know. I used to smoke 4 packs a day. Its really suicide.

Peeing blood. Or pooping bloody stools are common in cancer patients. Its not the worst . the worst is when morphine doesnt help with pain. That cigarette ? Isn’t worth it.

If you’re addicted ? GROW UP. Learn to deal with whatever is going on in your mind. If you love anyone? Quit for them. Some Hospice parients are former smokers .

Which bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

58!

Why did the belt go to jail?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he was fired?

Oh snap.

What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

Swimming trunks

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blue berry!

What did one wall say to the other?

“I’ll meet you at the corner.”

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

Why was the fish’s grades bad?

They were below sea level.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.