Kiss my asss whoville
The Grinch
I was at the beach today, nice in Florida. A hottie was sitting on a towel and I was chatting her up. She was wearing a crop top and pan-ties. I’m a pan-ty freak and noticed immediately. I dripped pre juice in my bikini suit and had a wet spot. She lol. Soon after I shot a load of jissum, excused myself and went to clean up in the ocean.
I was at a party and I ate 2 cookies with cream, nut nougat, jelly jubes and chocolate and soda.
my next partner in crime is a roxk star
Dont care how stupid these b****** sounds I’m not having s** with a robot. Got to be an incel or don’t know how to bag b****** to think guys are going to just fold and start f****** robots. No sympathy for guys who cant get their own b******. Don’t care...
I honestly think Neonazis, Alt Righters etc were dropped on the head at more than once at some point in their babyhood, you’d have to be dumber than a drunken chimpanzee to look at a sagging old fart who wears orange makeup or some inbred hypocrite who can barely grow...
I needed s** so masturbated to p***. I won’t feel bad about it because it stops me sleeping around like a ho. I don’t care what peeps think about the p*** or rubbing myself because most of them just want to control you and r*** you or see you abused....
비니 in Closer MMTG 2021… Is she having problem of the month? The way she’s not in sync with the angle of the head and the way she look differently into the cams… Is she afraid of making mistakes? Or, why is she so tense? She’s fine in Dolphin and...
Look at the little retard. Hey waterboy YOU’RE FIRED!
Request to 4 face Buddha, Grant me my wish to immediately have great wisdom, knowledge, wealth, excellent health, energy, creativity, enthusiasm, great happiness and protection from all harm.
It’s that time of night when nobody on Facebook live speaks English.
They’ll also prove you’re a gay dinosaur that raped them selves into humanity.
The Grand Hotel in Ft Lauderdale sounds like the place to be tonight if you like pink sissyhole
How many days in a row? Do you think words fix you’re damage or do you like seeing what you say as well as hearing yourself talk?
i used to play with the hair that was growing on my toes. Now that I’ve shaved my toes and it’s gone… I kinda miss it.
The champ is here. Nobody disturbs him while he speaks. Just observe star stuck with your fake nails/hair
I might s*** a man’s pecker and gulp that gravy but I would never deep kiss a man that’s just gross
Aint noting wrong with me pal I just love being Greazed & Sleazed, huffing poppers, getting my backsnatch bred and draining dicks dry of their JIZZLE JUICE! You cant get more American than that!
I wanna make Twitter account I’m fukced for sure but you know what fukc life 😀😀😀
BREED MY BACKSNATCH
splash
Its hard to achieve, your gayer then a five dollar bill from United states America of Hitler as God
I genuinely want to rip my cheeks off lol, ik it sounds like I’m tryna be edgy but I’m not joking, I genuinly want to rip my cheeks off, speaking has never really felt “open” enough, my face feels so small, I hate how small it all feels, so why...
Took a nap aand woke up at 845 and panicked because I though I was late for work. Luckily it’s pm and not am rn.
Looooooob! Looooooob! (lubricant)
Lmaooooo lolollolololollol rotflmao hahahahahahahaha
lol
Who is the best jizzleman at Cleos? I want my first experience to be good. I’ve read good things about Dookie Dunker Dushawn and Baseball Bat B**** Byron, do you have a personal favorite?
does the Crazy Train stop at Cleo’s or connects to SunRail cuz I need a ride
I am 54 F with a nice rounded full body. My adopted son of 16 has been watching me bathing for years and being a spinster it turned me on i suppose.He naturally masturbates an awful lot in bed and stains the sheets.Yesterday while drying myself after a bath i...
So many beautiful women and you can’t have s** with them all. How are other guys so calm about this? I really want to know.
of girls breasts, butts and crotches, that are complete strangers I happen to find attractive is assault. I have been doing it and flashing my c*** with c** for about 10 years now and I have no intention of stopping. I have steady girlfriends (F*** Dolls) but it’s such an...
“You have a disabled parent!” Is the stupidest f****** excuse to say to your also disabled child . yeah and? We struggle with most of the same things mother . You are autistic I most likely am also for I have many other mental disabilities anxiety , ADHD...
I choose being neutral and selfish
Marlins 2B JAZZ JISM and his tight chocolate booty has my pecker dancing woowee!
water gives me telepathic jokes
Who’s going to Cleo’s tomorrow night? Bringing a 12 inch buck to keep the fellas busy
I feel like one of my favourite singers is my soulmate and the one I am going to marry. I always feel him beside me, hugging me. I try asking my spirit guides if its true, and they always agree with it. Whenever I feel sad and lonely, my mind...
Yea it’s a pretty good time to start stroking off. Keep myself on edge for a good while before slipping into my sisters room and seeing what kind of s***** things I can get away with. I am going to c** on her or in her somewhere. I love this...
It’s so frustrating. And I don’t know if I really should be more understanding and patient or if I’m gaslighting myself.
Simple…. I have a black hole in my p****
Plus you are just grasping at s*** that isn’t even there, because you are up against someone, who might not even see you as “competition”, is what they are, what you see is what you get, it’s real, there’s no b******* and it’s probably even better than most and certainly...
he is talking so much nonsense gossip about the whole town. old people from older generations need a hobby that’s not gossip
yooo I’m just now seeing the Oronde Gadsden one ROFLLLLLLLLL i was busy with freedumb and the fight all weekend good to see my friends
– CORVALLUS WINSLOW
Define Normal…exactly. Only normal people categorize others so they keep their hostile title.