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uncle gary was shooting off his bean the other night about how great heavy metal was growing up with that bottled crew and satanic wash. look , I really pity gary. He was a dead loss from the start. what a user and loser he was. but to stalk me and then get the loser over the road to fire something in a sling twig at me, it sort of hit me, I called out “what are you doing” and looked around and no one was there.

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Yesterday it was cool enough to open the hot tub. I joined Steve Jr with some of his friends. I sat down next to his buddy Jerry. I gave him a surprise Joy Stick rub down. He became very happy.

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Place your hand near your rectal orifice and feel the warmth!

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Shannon – Henry Gross Youtube Your Saturday Night Flashback Song

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I enjoy room temperature beer. Cold beer is good with light beer.

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I have been media free since 2010 and I do not miss the drama idiots create for the masses.

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I have Hiv and Covid. I am a freaking super variant making machine. I feel really bad about being an incubator for Covid. I have had Covid over and over again and my body is mutating it into a monster virus that is hard for me to overcome it. I...

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…dont forget the jizzlemen!

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All I learned is that twitter made people hateful here… intolerant idiots and morons

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So last night I did a song for Sid Vivious and I deleted it because it was a little obsessive and creepy… I mean men with small eyes hook my heart like a fisherman

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You look stunning today.

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Gotta tell ya , the women in my family are protective warriors . It’s nice to see

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Sick my hairy c*** at the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE right now!!!!

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desire to squirt a lot during s** is my major priority day in and day out d*** in and d*** out, squirting and s** for better orgasms.

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Debating if I should run out for a pint of ice cream or not.

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I can’t connect with other people…I always feel alone and my heart feels empty. Even with my friends around, I don’t feel anything at all.

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Trouble in paradise?

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I don’t really know from where to start but anyways here we go…
Is it okay? if I tell him that I still wants to be with him after the break of months??
we were in a great relationship.. never really break apart, all he said was HE...

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Mo Bo Didda Muhfugga Cracker

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well I wish I could have a power where I can do whatever I want to a person… Isn’t it sounds so great???
I never really felt this way for any other person but damn that one mf…
I really want to be fucked!!!

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Mup Da Doo Didda Po Mo Gub Bidda Be Dat Tum, Muhfuggin Bix Nood Cof Bin Dub Ho Muhfugga

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how much your can you sniff in one sitting

food for thought

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Bix Nood Muppa Duh Muhfugga ShEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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Impeach Joe and the Hoe

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don’t invite her was said about carmen

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sump if you don’t knock on my door by 2 by 2 harah forget everything

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I forgot to bring boxers with me when I showered so I sent my sister a text to bring me some. She misunderstood and brought me a pair of p****** to borrow. I thought about wearing them for way too long.

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Gasp!*🤯

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liar liar, pants in a pickle pear briar.

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I heard them say to him “lol, that was some seriously funny s*** you pulled off acting like a tarto begging for help from that fat old ugly horn germ witch , hahaha, great one, classic mock there, hope the b**** s**** some eggs” and here was me thinking it...

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“Ride or die with some BOI PUSSI ! Looking for a hairy dicked daddy to breed my salacious sissyspot! I want to be your cumguzzling c*** craving s**** s!ave! Hmu USA I will c** to u”

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I’m Johnny Garcia, and Siren’s real name is Faith Gonzales from Galveston Texas. I went insane when Siren dumped me and as everyone can tell, I am losing it.

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S**** TRAINING

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Doesn’t he miss me at all? I mean…

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Sitting alone in a Cafe, a woman approached me. I smiled and said hello. My thought was how nice to be noticed then she proceed to give me a bill for services I have yet to render. I read the paper and it occurred to me, I’ve been served.
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God Bless the People of Belarus

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Who’s your favorite f*****?

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I hope you’re reincarnated as a snake and get caught in a timing belt.

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If you are a guy who is attracted to other guys thats OK, just don’t have s***** relations with guys. Its an abomination.

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I heard from a friend that the Prestonian got a train ran on him by a dozen racist rednecks in a barn in Alabama and he loved it. He was like “MY HOLE IS YOUR GOAL! BREED ME RACIST REDNECKS! NO LOADS REFUSED!”

Then two of the rednecks double farted...

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Clinton will be missed very much

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I don’t know. Did you fell from a place that didn’t have an English teacher?

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I’m really tired of this world , I wish I were in heaven . I wanna live but I’m just tired of the evil and hate . Just saying the truth

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