Once I extract your soul, you’ll be a skin bag in the wind
Demon Kane
Cindy Lou, get my hacksaw, were going Christmas tree stealing!
The Grinch
In Middle school we had a Downs Syndrome girl who liked being felt up. She had round hard t*** so we(three friends of mine and her) would sneak in the Band room $uck her n ipples and B ang her the way she showed us. The second school year she would let us touch if we weren’t naked too since she enjoyed $ucking us off. Shane was the first one to phuck her then she wanted all of us to do it. One day we were coming out of the band room back door to the teachers atrium after the five minute warning bell rang. The band teacher was sitting at a table and asked what we were doing in there. We all started telling him a different story while Amy tucked her blouse in her skirt. Everyone shup up when I said “We were on the stage in the gym and found the Door unlocked to hall way leading to the music/choir room which is connected to the band room. We thought to get to class on time it would be fastest going this way.”. He was a weird short fat guy from West Virginia so we thought he was dumb enough to fall for it. We didn’t realize his office above the storage room had a thin window along the ceiling that was just above his desk that he could watch us from. Amy would pull her blouse out and unbutton it and lay down in front of the Bass drum on a carpeted area. Whoever’s turn it was to phuck her fist would push her dress or skirt up and pull her p****** off of one leg to expose her pudgy Pu$$y. The next year we came back to school she a bush heavy round t its and big a$$. Her belly bigger and seemed to grow bigger by the week. We all knew how to c um Phucking her by then and she would c um 2 times. Before Christmas vacation s*** hit the fan when the school nurse had take a pregnancy test cuz she was getting so fat and her T its were huge. The band Teacher squealed on us pretending to be appalled. She told me the next year when Amy repeated a grade she was in his office to get a poke and she saw the bass drum through the window. Anyway she had three daughters all normal and pretty with good jobs now before she graduated at age 21. Everyone is Good at something Amy was/could still be great at Phucking.
Nikka gimme yo wallet 😩 I need cash money fo mi sleigh
Ghetto Santa Claus
I hate opioids. I also hate the doctors who recklessly prescribe them.
Just curious, On a scale of 1-10, how bad do you want me to pull your hair while I butter your muffin?
Hola!
S**** TRAINING
I just cannot wait to leave America like a bad memory soon. I want to move away.
Sometimes I wish my bf knew how to love me . he seems so blind .
Its difficult feeling alone .
I’d give anything to live nearer to him . long distance is hell.
I haven’t been taken on a date in years . it makes me...
Everyone can now admit that Joe and the Hoe have been a disaster for America. I just ate three wieners for supper because I cannot afford anything better.
0, 3, 5, 7
wish i had more and better options in love. I got the leftover shitheads
Regardless of whether I approve of your actions or not, I still love and accept you. That’s why I can’t stay mad at you. That’s why I always come back. Sound familiar?
People are so rude and angry. When will things change? Nobody born in this planet deserves being treated like s*** for just breathing when it is NOT my fault you are all so bitter. I have traveled enough to know it is everywhere.
i have no future. you know it. i know it. everyone has said it. why continue this hopeless day to day hell?…..
Off the Radar (Finally)
Remembering the wild nights at club 315 in Minneapolis 1980s
i carry myself well i think but the cold hard truth is I am crippilingly lonely and incredibly incredibly sad every day of my pathetic life.
I want to spend the rest of my days on this earth sucking your c*** and eating your a******.
It was quite warm here in southern Oregon today and my wife will be home from work soon. I am going to surprise her with a freshly painted bedroom. The bedroom had been off white and I painted it mint green which is her favorite color. I also have a...
Unrequited love is so painful. It s**** to live in this world with these feelings.No one around me truly knows the pain and brokenness I feel everyday of my life.
i did not expect these confessions..
Sculpture
My new years resolution is to s*** your c***.
If it wasn’t her then who the f*** was it?
Can anyone recommend any good child p***.
Thanks J.D. for telling me about Gay Cowboy Central d o t c o m I met a cowboy from Missouri!
How ya holding up? :p
I’m good.
i wish you wouldve died in that accident 10 yrs ago. my life would be so different and better now.
Con Artist Economy
I got so much hate when I was beautiful. Now that I got ugly all that negative energy left. What a relief.
No expectation. No attachment. Kindness, patience, discipline.
I have a completely loveless, sexless life. I feel like offing myself every minute of the day.
I just cant function anymore. I have to go away for a very very long time.
It surprises me to have realized that most conversations are trite.
things really need to get more exciting around here and fast. My life has become such a colossal bore and its f****** killing me slowly.
Bob Saget died 26 days after his covid booster shot.
Ho fame di pasta di salsiccia italiana
I hate my life. I hate my wife. She hates me. But I can’t take the financial impact it will have on me at this stage of my life.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest queer here of them all?
Do you like the playlist?
Don’t hurt yourself, please.
